Most annoying television advert ever?

[S-Gray]

omg just remembered... that "Cheez Double Dippers" one with the sheep...

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Ok not topic but..

My favourite advert has to be that John west salmon advert..

where the guy starts beating up that bear?

Classic

 

[S-Gray]

heh i have that one on my computer somewhere. oh how i laughed

 

[hoggsboss]

thierry henry's va va voom

being a chelsea fan just adds to my hatred for that advert.

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by Sawtooth
Saw an ad for a 1/3rd off the latest Bee Gee concert.

Fucking LOL!

 

[kameleon]

The DFS adverts gall me, theres always a sale on and it always must end Sunday (and start again on Monday). They must have one store somewhere in the middle of nowhere where the prices are horrendous.

 

[nath]

croydon, milton keynes and ruislip :|

 

[Sharma]

American adverts all of them.

typical one:

buy this and you will be the ost attractive person on the planet! amazingly this actually makes americans buy the stuff.

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Originally posted by hoggsboss
thierry henry's va va voom

being a chelsea fan just adds to my hatred for that advert.

Dis chilli has more than dis one...wierd non?

 

[doh_boy]

The vics(I think) advert with the little kid

<annoying little Shit> I'll survive </annoying little shit>

 

[projectarnold]

That " I told him to go to specsavers" one. Am I missing the joke or something?, how in the hell is that meant to be making people want to go to specsavers. The entire thing sets my teeth on edge

 

[Lester]

Opposite end of the spectrum but I nearly cried laughing at the super noodles one where the guy is laid out on the sofa and say "Am fadin awaay"

 

[bodhi]

The best advert of all time was never shown on British TV unfortunately. It was the Budweiser one where Wassupp get replaced by yuppies saying "How are You Doing?". Pure class.

The Golf GTi advert that was on last year was pretty damn well made for a commercial. Plus it was on just as I was buying one, which kinda made me feel nice.


Worst adverts?

John Smiths - Peter Kaye is not funny. Period. The diving one was so blatantly obvious what was going to happen. Having said that you have to be pretty retarded to drink John Smiths in the first place, so I'm sure it reached its target audience.

Halifax, natch.

Mazda. If I hear "zoom zoom" one more time I intend on putting an axe through the windshield of the nearest MX-5.

Pot Noodle - Only thing worse than "The Slag of all Snacks" was the fact that someone complained. Not surprising since the advert was the most blatantly controversial thing I'd seen since Postal. Controversy alone does not a good advert make. If you add something else but make it controversial thats all well and good, but controversy for controversy's sake is gay and stupid.

The new Micra advert is shit aswell.

 

[nath]

controversial how? what in gods name was so offensive?

 

[xane]

Originally posted by bodhi
The best advert of all time was never shown on British TV unfortunately. It was the Budweiser one where Wassupp get replaced by yuppies saying "How are You Doing?". Pure class.

agreed (5MB)

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by nath
controversial how? what in gods name was so offensive?

Dunno ya fat slag.

 

[nath]

aww.. I luv ya you scruffy lil skag addict!

 

[mank!]

That tea advert rules!

"Nothing, nothing. Just watching the news, drinking some teeeeeeea"

 

[old.UKTwister]

I really liked those X-Box ad's that got banned a while back.

All tizer adverts annoy me with that red guy and the one with the guy on the trumpet which comes on every christmas .. grrr

 

[bodhi]

I thought the Xbox ads got pulled for being too shit?

 

[nath]

That carling advert with the licking up the floors etc.. fucking dire :/

 

[bodhi]

Yes that is also terrible. My comment about people who drink John Smiths stands for Carling also.

 

[~YuckFou~]

"They peel them with their metal knives hehehe"

Old but shite all the same.

 

[maxi--]

Friendchips?


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[Testin da Cable]

not having read anything of this thread, I would like to put forward all adverts for washing-up liquid, washingmachine powders/liquids/gels/tablets and womans sanitary whatzits.

they all suck. thank you, that is all.

 

[ZaPpeh]

Any of those accident claims ads really grip my shit.

 

[Munkey-]

OH GOLLY GOSH! SOMEBODY HAS STOLEN THE DEVON COWS WHILST WE WERE SLEEPING! WHAT SHALL WE DO WITHOUT OUR

(all together now)

LASHINGS AND LASHINGS OF AMBROSIA CREAM CUSTARD?


(tbh, i'd give the blonde girls some lashings of my custard )

 

[Wij]

Haha. I almost thought you meant semen there.

 

[Testin da Cable]

no!! munkey? you dirty little bugger

 

[(Shovel)]

Originally posted by ZaPpeh
Any of those accident claims ads really grip my shit.

Seconded:

"Did you slip on the pavement? Sue someone!"

"Did you forget your keys? Sue someone!"

"Are you a gullible capitalst pig? Sue someone!"

"Unemployed? Sue!"

There's one at the moment that specifically says:

"If you've had an accident in the past three years you NEED compensation"

Makes me sick.