Mosquito's

[Shagrat]

ok, the first person who can come up with the plans for some sort of table based anti mosquito rocket battery will get my undying gratitude because if another of the fucking things flies into my face again tonight I swear I am going to go postal, tie a bandana round my head and start hunting them down with a rolled up copy of Razzle..

Stupid friggin floods in Hull have caused a goddamn mozzie plague and ITS DRIVING ME INSANE

 

[CorNokZ]

Anything you can spray out of a can instantly kills them! Had some food spray once.. Worked like a charm

 

[Zede]

3rd day i was in India last year, after dinner my foot itched... i counted 11 red bites on little toe alone !

 

[Marc]

Im one of the lucky ones who Mosquito's dont bite

 

[Thadius]

Hair spray works

Or, place somew stinky blue cheese miles away from you, the mozzies prefer that to you

 

[Overdriven]

Learn to have a high current of electricity running through your body.. Also, I think you can buy anti-fuckwad candles. Pretty cheap.

 

[Ara]

Come up with a way to kill the annoying win xp taskbar popups while your at it.

 

[Olgaline]

I've had some really nasty bites this season, usually dont react to insect bites, but gee' that changed this summer, 2,3 times the bites swelled up so bad i had to take antihistamins and some hormon cream called "binyrebakhormon"

 

[old.Tohtori]

There ya go.

 

[Ezteq]

ha the little sods like to bite me and contrary to my save bugs campaign in the spider thread mozzies are the one bug i will kill indescriminantly...its them or me! do they sell aeroguard over here? if not just douse yourself in tropical strength mozzie repellant, you cant kill them all and you cant defend yourself while asleep so the best line of defence is to make yourself as unapatizing as possible, also eating a lot of garlic is good to keep thema away...


but then itll keep everything else away too lol

 

[Chronictank]

just buy one of those blue lamp things that they swarm around and sit there smug as you hear bbzt every few mins