Moron

[Calaen]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html?menu=news.quirkies

 

[Vladamir]

Rofl

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

What, the, fuck tbh

 

[Tasslehoff]

Rofl, nice trick to be honest. I'll remember that!

 

[noblok]

This gives a whole new meaning to "pencil dick".

 

[Aoln]

I want to cry

 

[WiZe^]

pencils are cheaper then viagra :q

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

got wood?

 

[Himse]

lol!

 

[Naffets]

My god, imagine how painful that must be
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[Ctuchik]

Rofl



What, the, fuck tbh

wanna bet he does it again?

 

[old.Tohtori]

I want to try

Fixed your typo there

 

[Calaen]

Fixed your typo there

ROFL

 

[Dakkath]

OMG what kinda sane individual would even consider shoving something up 'there'!?!?!?!?!

&*^% that for a laugh...

 

[Lamp]

I think he took the expression "This will put lead in your pencil" toooo far

Gotta give him a 3 out of 10 for effort though.

 

[Thorwyn]

OMG what kinda sane individual would even consider shoving something up 'there'!?!?!?!?!

I´ve heard this in one of those "Psychology Radio Shows".
There was a guy who wanted to surprise his gf and decided to shove a rose (yup.. those thorny flowers, symbol of love etc.etc.) up his ... um...up there. Being a clever dickhead (muahaha) he removed the thorns before he inserted it. Still, when the gf arrived and he tried to remove the rose from "there", it got stuck. They had to call the ambulance and let the doctor remove the it. The girl developed a traumatic shock from all this and had problems sleeping with the guy after the incident.
I´m not sure whether this is fake or not, but since the show is usually pretty serious, I tend to believe it.

Another guy in the show explained, that he "objectivized" his sexuality. He explained, that he´s now having sexual relations with an organ (the instrument....). For this, he even dumped his old love, the toy train.

Strange people out there....

 

[Lamp]

Isn't there some sort of procedure for syphillis testing where they insert an umbrella-type surgical instrument through your japs eye, then open the umbrella inside your penis, and pull it back so that they can get a good scraping from inside your cock.


uke:

 

[Vladamir]

I´ve heard this in one of those "Psychology Radio Shows".
There was a guy who wanted to surprise his gf and decided to shove a rose (yup.. those thorny flowers, symbol of love etc.etc.) up his ... um...up there. Being a clever dickhead (muahaha) he removed the thorns before he inserted it. Still, when the gf arrived and he tried to remove the rose from "there", it got stuck. They had to call the ambulance and let the doctor remove the it. The girl developed a traumatic shock from all this and had problems sleeping with the guy after the incident.
I´m not sure whether this is fake or not, but since the show is usually pretty serious, I tend to believe it.

It's teh truth!. Although he took out the thorns, the root hairs of the flower he did not. So when it erm, 'inserted', the root hairs sprouted out as such and embedded themselves into his urethra. Fun huh?

Isn't there some sort of procedure for syphillis testing where they insert an umbrella-type surgical instrument through your japs eye, then open the umbrella inside your penis, and pull it back so that they can get a good scraping from inside your cock.

Thats for Chlymidia (sp?). Stick it down your trousersnake and literally vacuum away the infection. Do you need any more reason to wear a rubber now?

 

[Ezteq]

yep and when he was leaving the girl said "wait do you want my number? got a pen?......................./blush"


other delightful objects that have been stick down the hole that nothing should be stuck down are:

spaghetti
a geranium (again with the little barbed hairs)
knitting needle
and another man's willy.

 

[Vladamir]

and another man's willy.

Tis possible with plastic surgery i believe

 

[Ezteq]

or just regular stretching, so im told