More developments in the matthews case

[BloodOmen]

BBC NEWS | England | Bradford | Shannon stepfather back in court


The plot thickens!

 

[Laddey]

Does anybody know any good jokes about these cases?

 

[BloodOmen]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
The Police
FUCK HIDE SHANNON QUICK IN THE BED!


my feeble attempt.

 

[Laddey]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
The Police
FUCK HIDE SHANNON QUICK IN THE BED!


my feeble attempt.

Haha that was so bad it was funny!


Spread more rep etc

 

[Everz]

Why did Shannon Matthew's mother cry when she saw her daughter? ...Well wouldnt you if your daughter was that ugly?

The real reason for Shannon Matthew's step-dad being arrested for indecent images is not that he had nude picture of youngster, its just that he showed them a picture of her without a paper bag on her head.

 

[Aoami]

A paedophile ring accused of kidnapping Maddie McCann were asked by police if they'd had any involvedment in the disappearance of Shannon Matthew.

'Fuck off' said the leader 'we do have standards'

have a look on sickopedia.org

 

[Laddey]

You sick bastards


I loved them, more!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Umm...well...shannon gives a new meaning to couch potato?


I dunno, haven't followed the case enough to come up with jokes.

 

[Sparx]

West Yorkshire Police have been today been questioning Shannon's mum Karen.

Not about how or why Shannon disappeared, but how the fuck she got five different men to fuck her.


All credit where it's due - Shannon's parents searched and searched and they never gave up.


But no, they couldn't find a decent photo.



I wouldn't say that Shannon Matthews' mother was ugly, but she does have to get her vibrator pissed.


Pete Doherty has asked for the biggest, cheapest, dirtiest piece of crack to be delivered to his cell...the wardens brought Karen Matthews to him.


and finally

 

[Laddey]

Sparx that last one was genius

 

[soze]

I heard one something like

Shannon Matthews has been named UK hide and Seek Champion after hiding for 14 days, but she still has a long way to go to catch the european champion Maddie McCann.

 

[Himse]

old soze

 

[soze]

old soze

Can't be that old or i would have forgot most of it