Morden Bible story

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Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and

disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug

Consumption problem all over the world.

After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in

Order to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs

themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed.

It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the

Members return to earth to get the different types of drugs. The

secret operation is effective and two days later the commissioned

disciples begin to return to heaven.

Jesus, waiting at the door, hears a knock:

"Who is it?"

"It's Paul"

Jesus opens the door.

What did you bring Paul?"

"Hashish from Morocco"

"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...

"Who is it?"

"It's Mark"

Jesus opens the door.

"What did you bring Mark?"

"Marijuana from Colombia"

"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...

"Who is it?"

"It's Matthew"

Jesus opens the door.

"What did you bring Matthew ?"

"Cocaine from Bolivia"

"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...

"Who is it?"

"It's John"

Jesus opens the door.

"What did you bring John?"

"Crack from New York"

"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...

"Who is it?"

"It's Luke"

Jesus opens the door.

"What did you bring Luke?"

"Speed from Amsterdam"

"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...

"Who is it?"

"It's Judas"

Jesus opens the door.

"What did you bring Judas?"

"FBI MOTHER F*CKERS! EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"

 

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