Moisturiser where...?!!

[Lamp]

Played squash this afternoon with my mate Adrian, who, after his shower put moisturiser on his ding dang ! I rapidly turned my back and pretended I didn't know him. He then starts talking to me about how well he played while slapping cream all over his willy.

Eeeek ! One of those moments where you can't ignore your mate but dare not face him while he's....well, you get the idea.

I'm heading off to the pub to drown the image from my brain.

Eeeek !

 

[- English -]

yo adrian!!!!!

 

[evzy]

Wonder if that stops him getting hard with it being so soft?

 

[evzy]

Is he is a trainee priest?

Actually scrap that...they need teh cock for altar boys.

Is he Cliff Richard?

 

[Ezteq]

rofl isnt it funny how people do wierd things and think its normal? i was in the loo at work years ago and this girl i worked with came in and she was chattering away on her phone busily trumping and crapping and chatting lol.

also when i was at the gym (again years ago) and this friend of mine came out of the shower totally naked and started chattering away, the only person i can natter to happily while naked is my bf lol ah well different folks etc.

 

[old.Tohtori]

rofl isnt it funny how people do wierd things and think its normal?

Or how people think their ways are the standard for normal

 

[Ezteq]

well i mean tbh chatting on the phone with someone while your doing a 20 decibel crap isnt really normal now is it i mean... is it?

i guess rather than saying not normal i should say behaving in ways that make other people feel a bit uncomfortable like people who insist on continuing picking their nose while talking face to face with you, you try not to stare but you just cant look away just incase something really interesting comes out and you miss it

 

[Bahumat]

It could have been Caniston?

 

[old.Tohtori]

well i mean tbh chatting on the phone with someone while your doing a 20 decibel crap isnt really normal now is it i mean... is it?

i guess rather than saying not normal i should say behaving in ways that make other people feel a bit uncomfortable like people who insist on continuing picking their nose while talking face to face with you, you try not to stare but you just cant look away just incase something really interesting comes out and you miss it

Yeah there are just level sof comfort really. And levels of behaving like always.

Some people don't find it normal to sit on the crapper while their wife is doing their face by the mirror, some find it to be normal as toasted bread. I like to toast my bread on the pan(when arsed) 'cause it's better, but osme think it's looney.

Also i like my "grill", fast food you know, without any added crap like ketchup or veggies, so i order 'em without any of that. Always get the "what the f*ck" look, but when a 2000 pound fairy flutters to the desk and order a jumbo sized cow with two breadmills on each side, it's normal

 

[Ezteq]

rofl you total freak!! *points and looks superstitiously at sky* making junk food healthy!!!! I order extra pickle on my burgers and i always get a "wha... extra pickle????"


tbh though i used to get that all thew time at college sometimes a few of us'd go to the pub and i'd have cranberry & soda or just soda if i was really broke (lol) not because i couldnt afford to drink mainly but because i just didnt want to and they'd all give me the look (you know the one) like "wtf's the point in coming to a pub if your not going to drink??" that was my vague attempt to be social but i soon knocked it on the head lol.

dont get me wrong i do like people who are unusual... i'm just a bit uncomfortable around public bodily fluids/functions etc but hay if it makes em happy then what the heck.

 

[Jarakin]

It could have been Caniston?

Hahaha - Thrush.

 

[Lamp]

Isn't Slayer Thrush Metal?

 

[Jarakin]

Isn't Slayer Thrush Metal?

Metal for the overly yeasty?

 

[Gamah]

rofl MAO!

 

[Ati]

Dry skin on his dick eh? I take it he dosn't have a girlfriend. Buy him some lube for his birthday.

 

[crispy]

well i mean tbh chatting on the phone with someone while your doing a 20 decibel crap isnt really normal now is it i mean... is it?

Well i know alot of people who also does that, but that doesnt mean theyre normal But you can only shit and be on the phone with certain people, like, NOT your grandma

rofl MAO!

I bet you think its weird because normally you'd get a mate to moisturize you LOL!

 

[Huntingtons]

in fact crispy, i old talk with you while i wank


ow wait, thats just too far :/ soz... whenever we talk from now on, you'll only be able to think about that: is he really wanking?

 

[Dudley52]

Isn't Slayer Thrush Metal?

you do mean thrash metal right?

 

[old.Tohtori]

whenever we talk from now on, you'll only be able to think about that: is he really wanking?

Hey! Stop taking plays from my Big Book of Headf*cks

 

[Lamp]

you do mean thrash metal right?

Duh !

Actually, thinking about it, Kerry King is a cnut....

 

[Jarakin]

rofl isnt it funny how people do wierd things and think its normal? i was in the loo at work years ago and this girl i worked with came in and she was chattering away on her phone busily trumping and crapping and chatting lol.

For shits 'n giggles (intended), you should have shouted over and offered to have a game of "Battleshits"

 

[Chronictank]

For shits 'n giggles (intended), you should have shouted over and offered to have a game of "Battleshits"

Is this your bush????!!

 

[Ezteq]

For shits 'n giggles (intended), you should have shouted over and offered to have a game of "Battleshits"

ew rofl

 

[Huntingtons]

For shits 'n giggles (intended), you should have shouted over and offered to have a game of "Battleshits"

just watched Harold and Kumar goes to White Castle

 

[Nate]

you sunk my battleshit?

 

[Bahumat]

Haha love that film

 

[haarewin]

ok, sorry to drag up a 2 week old thread (there are worse commiters of thread necromancy) but i was reading through one of the beauty bites articles in the magazine i have to read as part of my training for work, and there is a moisturiser for the penis about to be launched in the UK.
its got a cult following in the US apparently.

i still think its fucking weird.