mmmffghhnnnrrr......ffflllrrgghhhhhh..

[Tom]

UHM Trailers & Clips

 

[WiZe^]

feels like i have seen this movie before ^^

 

[Chilly]

yeah, about 50 fucking times. pseudoGLEN

 

[Ch3tan]

You can never have enough Romero Zombie lovin!

 

[Tom]

yeah, about 50 fucking times. pseudoGLEN

Listen, Zombies are ace. Fast zombies, slow zombies, alien zombies, comedy zombies.

Henceforth all anti-zombie posts are outlawed here.

 

[DaGaffer]

Zombies are the shittest horror characters EVER! They rely entirely on the stupidity of the protagonists. Overrated utter, utter, crap. The emperor has no clothes and I'm here to tell you he's butt nekkid. And don't buy the all the "ooh it's all an allegory for consumerism" bollocks. Bullshit from media studies students desperate to justify their pointless existence.

 

[Will]

Listen, Zombies are ace. Fast zombies, slow zombies, alien zombies, comedy zombies.

Henceforth all anti-zombie posts are outlawed here.

There is no place for fast zombies. They are a crime, and I won't stand for it.

 

[Mazling]

Fast zombies = twice the abomination

 

[Chilly]

get in a fucking boat. problem solved. can that be the end of zombie movies now?

 

[Tom]

No, because proper zombies can survive under the water.

 

[Mazling]

No, because proper zombies can survive under the water.

Land of the Dead (2005)

 

[Chilly]

yeah but they cant chase you very fast in water. boat > zombie. end of

 

[Ch3tan]

I does not matter chilly, where are you going to go on your boat? An island? It make take them years, but the zombies will get there. They will eat your children after you are gone. There is no escape. If you go the resident evil zombie route as well, you get infected animals -how do you escape a swarm of undead carrion eating crows?

 

[Tom]

Well if you just dumped your zombies in the water, it'd take years but they'd find land, crawl inwards, and eat your brains while you slept.

Zombies > boats.

 

[TdC]

recently added into the quotes database:

Chilly: boat > zombie. end of
Tom: Zombies > boats.

I think this should be added to the "great Debate" catagory on the wiki tbh. btw, what happens if the crew on a boat suffer an outbreak? d'you get zombies going "YARRR" instead of the regular gurgling and hissing?

 

[Ch3tan]

Zombie pirates? It would be a bit pirates of the carribean.

 

[TdC]

yeah, but they were cursed, and I didn't particularly notice them running about trying to consume people's brains.

I just attribute anyone who sails for a living to continually growl and "Yarr!" for all their worth. I once asked my brother in law, who's a master helmsman or somesuch if he ever yarr!'d at people, and he claimed he never had, though he was intrigued and promised to yarr at the phillipino deckhands for me. (I've not yet heard back though) :/


meaning, that imo a sailor who turns zombie would still yarr. imo. ofc.

 

[mank!]

Listen, Zombies are ace. Fast zombies, slow zombies, alien zombies, comedy zombies.

Henceforth all anti-zombie posts are outlawed here.

i find myself agreeing with you alarmingly often.

zombies RULE.

i'm not keen on the fast zombies personally but they do add something special.

 

[TdC]

I think this is going to require a proper poll

 

[Chilly]

fuck sake. you lot are tossers. zombies are shit