Mittens or Gloves ?

[Lamp]

Mittens or Gloves ?

or

 

[elisera]

Depends on what you intend to do with them on

 

[Bahumat]

mittens ftw!

 

[Svartmetall]

That's not a glove.

This is a glove.

 

[Lamp]

Access Denied (work)

 

[Svartmetall]

*h4xx0rs Lamp's work firewall so he can see the nifty Glove Of Dh00m*

 

[Hansmoleman]

the real question should be, mittens or kittens, has a better ring to it as well

 

[Tasslehoff]

the real question should be, mittens or kittens, has a better ring to it as well

True.
I think I'll start up a business somewhere with a slogan like: "It only takes a couple of kittens to make a great pair of mittens!"

 

[eggy]

True.
I think I'll start up a business somewhere with a slogan like: "It only takes a couple of kittens to make a great pair of mittens!"

May I suggest:

"It only takes a couple of kittens to knock up a pair of lovely mittens!"

Extra syllables work better!

 

[Lamp]

REMEMBER !!

Everytime you kill a kitten, God masturbates !

 

[Svartmetall]

I'm confused. Every time God masturbates into a mitten, he creates a kitten..?

 

[Lamp]

No.

Everytime he masturbates a kitten, God wears his mitten !

 

[Svartmetall]

Everytime he masturbates a kitten, God wears his mitten !

My eyes!

 

[Lamp]

ROFLMFAO (irl)

 

[Tombha]

what if a kitten masturbates, does the mitten kill god?

 

[tris-]

can i vote neither because its 30oC ?

 

[Chronictank]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Svartmetall again.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lamp again.

wtf!

 

[Lamp]

Everytime a kitten masturbates, God kills a mitten

 

[Ezteq]

ew rofl.


i like mittens tbh, though i have gloves.... however i might consider purchasing some mittens this winter.. with the string.

 

[Lamp]

what is it with girls buying things attached to string...?

 

[Ctuchik]

That's not a glove.

This is a glove.

wonder how he got that ring on....

 

[lilmissnaughty]

gloves tbh.
mittens r like the straight jackets of the hand world.
cant do bugger all while wearing em as they leave u with the manual dexterity of a drunken chimp.

 

[Hansmoleman]

gloves tbh.
mittens r like the straight jackets of the hand world.
cant do bugger all while wearing em as they leave u with the manual dexterity of a drunken chimp.

pah, you get cool factor with mittens face it, gloves are dull

 

[Svartmetall]

pah, you get cool factor with mittens

Not if god's just masturbated into it over a kitten

 

[fl3a]

pah, you get cool factor with mittens face it, gloves are dull

no, you get the cool factor with gloves, every cool character in movies wears leather gloves and so do i!

 

[Outlander]

Im getting these so I can be a cyborg while I work (I am )

http://www.realmdekor.com/products/urbanEquipment/gloveN8RWorkGloves.html

 

[Lamp]

You'll end up looking like either Marcel Marceau, or a gaenacologist !

Mittens 4tw

 

[Lamp]

wonder how he got that ring on....

And
(1) Does it hurt when Sauron picks his nose ?
(2) Must make wipin yer bum rather painful.

Mittens 4tw

 

[Ezteq]

what is it with girls buying things attached to string...?

well tbh you try using a tampon with no string based retrieval device, its not good.

i hear they tried something with magnets but gals kept getting stuck to refrigerators and stuff.

 

[Lamp]

i hear they tried something with magnets but gals kept getting stuck to refrigerators and stuff.

LMAO