Miss England

tris-

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Im sorry but, the BMI calculation thing is absolute bollocks, for MOST cases. Me, personaly am 16 1/2 stone and 6ft2, I have tiny amounts of fat, how ever, my BMI is still to high? Riggghht okay, so this means I need to do more exercise and lose weight? Also my life expectancy will go down? Haha, no. Also for pretty much every proffesional rugby player, there BMI is over the 'correct' BMI, so were all going to die young? Dont really think so to be honest with you.

yes but dont you pump iron? so the BMI will not work for you or anyone else that does.

IT IS CLEAR TO US ALL this woman does not pump iron, she is simply fat. so the bmi is fitting for her. her extra mass is made up of fat, not muscle.
 

Vladamir

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For whoevers BMI bashing it's a perfectly legitimate measure of heaviness. It does not take into account fat-free mass nor lean muscle.

It is a far quicker and convenient measure of weight-to-height to give a rough indication of health rather than going through a proper bodyfat test.
 

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Taking into account the market conditions i would say it balances out or possibly even in your favour to make money in IT during the internet boom. You didn't even need a specific qualification to get into the job just general IT experience (from what the more senior people at work say, and from the fact the head of IT where i work is a chemist)

As for a "peasant wage", the average wage for IT is £24k-£26k, again i am doing rather well


So basically we are on equal footing if anything, there is a housing recession as well as the price of a property being significantly higher than the average wage. So yes being afford a house at my age is a reasonable achievement in this day and age.


Nice attempt to turn it around, i do the same out of courtesy but it doesn't change the fact i can do it if i wanted to. Funnily enough i took you for a family man so i would have thought you would have responsibility to them hence the post i could go whenever you would have to organise around them, obviously i was mistaken.

You will probably reply to try and escalate this further because i have somehow bruised your ego playing the game you initated. All i have done is reply like for like and not strayed away from any comments you have made first so i am not going to apologise if you took offence tbh

FFS.
Am I in the playground? 'My dad's bigger than your Dad' Rah Rah.
Who cares who has the most money/ houses/ status? We will be on to penis size next. Jesus what is with you guys?
:mad:
 

tris-

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mine is average size so you cant take the micky out of me.
 

russell

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Nothing wrong with average -long as you know what to do with it.
 

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Sorry guys, was a bit angry last night and shouldn't have bit.
 

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lol look who she beat

Finalists 2008

Tbh this is probably just all a publicity stunt, if she lost they would have been accused of discrimiating against fat people

personaly i think miss west sussex and miss portsmouth were bloody lovely, the miss england gal isn't bad she's got a lovely face and great hair and as long as she's got the confidence to go through it without coming out the other side with an eating disorder then good for her.

i recommend miss congenality to you all...not because it has any deep meanign or anything its just really funny and 1 <3 sandra bullock.

i think its easy to be harsh to fat people but man (I know) it is sooo easy to get fat and not even realise its happening, i honestly didnt know how much weight i was putting on when i first got together with B2, all the wine and fancy dinners, pizzas in bed and him driving me instead of me cycling... i honestly thought my clothes had shrunk in the wash (lol its true!) so don't be too harsh because it is easy to do, and you can still be size 16 and be fit (as in healthy) so it doesnt naturally follow she's a fat lazy cow who does no exercise.

it does worry me though, we were coming back from town this morning and this fat woman was walking along side this little girl who was a right good example of child hood obesity, the girl was probably only about 11 but she was huge and wearing tiny shorts and a tight t shirt, i felt sick tbh, there is no reason for kids to be fat and people who dont fed and exercise their kids properly shuld be done for child abuse... its all very well if yu dont take care of yourself but a kid is another matter.

anyhoo good luck to miss england, i never see beauty contests anymore so assumed they had been banned by a bunch of wining feminists.
 

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i dont agree ez.

i got way over weight but there is no way in hell you can say my parents committed child abuse. no chance.

maybe iun some cases but i dont think you can say it for everyone :)
 

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*looks at thread even more*

No...not gonna...oh...f...

*walks away*

Not this time.
 

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hehe sorry tris i take it back...mostly but fat kids still make me angry is all, and i mean like that little mexican girl who was 4 stone at age 3 (or something similar)

about this BMI thingy though i bloody hate it lol i was mortified when it called be obese, but then the nurse pointed out the thing about muscles and the fact that im a muscley little sod and said i didnt have to worry, but i can see how that would take a normal bod and turn them anorexic.

i wonder what Maggie Q's BMI is because she's lean as a whip but im guessing she is mostly muscle?

Top Tip:

a good way to tell if your overweght is if you need a shoe horn and some lube to get in/out of clothing/the bath tub or the car, your probably overweight
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If you feel the need to boast that much about yourself I would say that Deebs touched a nerve. No doubt you will flame me now, but that is expected from someone I chained in Thidranki. Your Theurgist was merely fodder.

Welcome back doromir!
I didn't have a theurgist in thidranki far as i remember so if i did it was probably in free armour when main rvr was dead. When are you going to start making alt accounts again to entertain us?

FFS.
Am I in the playground? 'My dad's bigger than your Dad' Rah Rah.
Who cares who has the most money/ houses/ status? We will be on to penis size next. Jesus what is with you guys?
:mad:
Pft was only a bit of fun

Sorry guys, was a bit angry last night and shouldn't have bit.
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old.Tohtori

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FFS.
Am I in the playground? 'My dad's bigger than your Dad' Rah Rah.
Who cares who has the most money/ houses/ status? We will be on to penis size next. Jesus what is with you guys?
:mad:

I have a small paycheck, small penis and a small life expectancy. Do i win? :cheers:
 

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Laddey's skunk avatar looks like a dog poo rolled around in hoover-bag fluff
 
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I'm stronger and better looking then all of you and own my own business empire, and I stand to inherit shares of 5 houses and 1 abroad in my life time so I win. And I failed all my GCSEs back in my school years.

Only problem is, I have an average size penis.
 

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All the arguing seems to have proven is that being intelligent results in being a complete cock.
 

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All the arguing seems to have proven is that being intelligent results in being a complete cock.

Nah, I'm not intelligent and I'm still a complete cock :lol:

Seriously though, trying one-upmanship on forums will never work, due to the fact that the next person will always post until someone gives up because they cba. Never any fun :flame:

So, what do the other girls in the competition look like? See for yourself:

Finalists 2008

Clearly nicer than this total Munter. Although her photo here (Miss Surrey) is imo nicer than the first one posted. Looking at the others she's still buggered and that's based on looks, let alone size.
 

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FFS.
Am I in the playground? 'My dad's bigger than your Dad' Rah Rah.
Who cares who has the most money/ houses/ status? We will be on to penis size next. Jesus what is with you guys?
:mad:

Am a bit late but I too was going to say boys, boys,boys.....

I find the main problem with this whole thread is there's no way that girl is a size 16. I'm that height and used to be a 16 and was skin and bone compared to her. It's a bit like saying Fern Britten is now a 14 or whatever they're saying, it's a stretch of the imagination to make them feel better, or smaller or whatever.:
 

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size doesnt matter, means jack shit.

what matter is - what is a healthy weight?

she isnt, at that age for fucking sure. BUT read the article, it says she is a healthy and average size. isnt this totally wrong and factually incorrect, to say it? its not a correct statement and ive no fucking idea how its passed editing.
 

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size doesnt matter, means jack shit.

what matter is - what is a healthy weight?

she isnt, at that age for fucking sure. BUT read the article, it says she is a healthy and average size. isnt this totally wrong and factually incorrect, to say it? its not a correct statement and ive no fucking idea how its passed editing.

I can't see how it's correct either, but they don't print the source of the statistics they used to define average, so she could well be average in a sample taken. However said sample could be unrepresentative for the purposes it was used in this article.

Even if she is average for her age/height group though, it's a sad state of affairs when size 16 is average.Though its perhaps worse that she is actually happy with being average, despite the fact that size 16 is overweight and potentially unhealthy, since it's certainly not 'natural' to have so much excess bodyfat as is obvious from looking at her photos.

Someone should probably tell her that for a fruit to count as one of her 5 a day it actually has to be eaten rather than worn, perhaps thats where she's been going wrong!
 

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great role model for kids....."hey kids its ok to be obese!"

from any interviews i have seen she seems like a decent girl, but that she has got this far is a joke, someone is trying to make a point.
 

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Well duh ! Of course someone's trying to make a point, numnuts. Its that big can be beautiful.
 

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what is beautiful?

on the general hotness scale shed get about a 4-5 going by the new FHOT 10.
 

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tbh I like Ms London and some other girl best, but in all honesty I'm so interested that already forgot what the other girl's "name" was supposed to be.
 

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As for eating out, each to their own i personally find the potions far too small when i could just go next door to tinseltown or a similar establishment for the same/less and get food i like and fills me up. I am not veign enough to go out to eat for the sake of looks when i can get better food elsewhere

Deebs loses im afraid. Chronic can eat more mana potions than anyone in the world!

p.s. Chronic sorry to make fun, but I could not help it. I do still love ya!
 

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Deebs loses im afraid. Chronic can eat more mana potions than anyone in the world!

p.s. Chronic sorry to make fun, but I could not help it. I do still love ya!

Mana potions act like a laxative :(, the result is not pretty
 

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