Misheard lyrics?

[mycenae]

Yoni's belly laugh thread gave me an idea....does anyone have a song in mind where the lyrics you here are very much not what they actually are?
I have a few.....though I am utterly crap and matching artistes to the song, so hopefully this'll make sense anyway.....

Everytime you go away, take a piece of me with you......I used to think was take a piece of MEAT with you.

Belinda Carlisles' 'love is a big scary animal' was very much 'love is a big hairy apple.'

Sister Sledges' we are family has a line that goes, let me say for the record, we're giving love in a family way. I could have sworn it was ' let me tell the vicar we're giving love in a Femidom.'

And of course, for those of us who are NightWish fans, there are the famous misheard lyrics to Wishmaster......
YouTube - Wishmaster - The Misheard Lyrics
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[Trem]

This one had me and Samm crying laughing, kind of weird really as Eddie Vedder would admit he just made the words up when the music was first played to him.

One of my all time favourite songs ever -

YouTube - MISHEARD LYRICS - Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter
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[Mazling]

MLCS - Hatten r din! - classic, may well make your brain explode.

 

[rynnor]

MLCS - Hatten r din! - classic, may well make your brain explode.

Catchy song too tho now I un-accountably fancy a curry?

 

[Damini]

Remember Nirvana Unplugged?

The Meatpuppets song?

"Nothing on the top but a bucket and a mop and an illustrated book about birds. See a lot up there, but don't be scared...

Who needs ants when you've got worms"

Oh yes. That's what I thought the lyrics were. I was such a cool grungey kid, singing about how I had intestinal parasites.

 

[00dave]

How has nobody mentioned this

YouTube - Fall out boy - god damn arse face