Misery in Heaven

[tisme]

Misery in Heaven

Three men die and go to heaven. At the gates of heaven, the guard who let's people into heaven tells them that what kind of car they drive into heaven will depend on how many times they cheated on their wives.

The first man is asked: 'How many times have you cheated on your wife?' He answers: 'Never.' The guard says: 'Then you will get to drive a Ferrari into heaven.'

The second guy is asked: 'How many times have you cheated on your wife?' He replies: 'I have cheated on my wife two times.' The guard says: 'That's okay, you're forgiven. You get to drive a Volvo into heaven.

The third guy is asked: 'How many times have you cheated on your wife?' He admits: 'I've cheated on my wife five times.' The guard says: 'That's okay, you're forgiven. You will drive a station wagon into heaven.'

The next day, the guard sees the third guy sitting by the station wagon crying. He goes up to him and says: 'It's okay, you're forgiven, don't worry about the station wagon.' He replies: 'It's not that! I just saw my wife. She was on a skateboard!'

 

[Brynn]

gud

 

[Aoami]

That was depressingly bad.

 

[old.ST200]

There was nothing funny about that.

Nothing.

 

[chosen]

funny like allways! !!

 

[tisme]

 

[saltymcpepper]

tisme have you got some new pics, if so, send me em

 

[tisme]

Originally posted by saltymcpepper
tisme have you got some new pics, if so, send me em

I have got some new ones ... taken a few days ago.,,thought blue tounge one was bit old now

 

[Sichama]

lol at the people that can identify themselves to the poor fellow in the joke.

 

[saltymcpepper]

my ex was a slag, so i got rid

 

[drummer]

oh new picture

 

[saltymcpepper]

she still aint sent it yet :<

 

[drummer]

Originally posted by saltymcpepper
she still aint sent it yet :<

can always watch some Presiddent Bush pics while you wait

 

[Telamon]

rofl

 

[Sibanac]

Teeheee