Mini S.A.S on the way

SAS

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Found out the news yesterday, I'm going to be a Daddy :}

Can anyone offer any advice as I'm clueless on what to expect, got a lot of reading to do ahead of me!

And before anyone asks (Trebz's beat you all to it) there will be no guide written about this :p.
 

Damini

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Found out the news yesterday, I'm going to be a Daddy :}

Can anyone offer any advice as I'm clueless on what to expect, got a lot of reading to do ahead of me!

And before anyone asks (Trebz's beat you all to it) there will be no guide written about this :p.

Bloody hell, we really DO need to start a FH creche!

Congratulations! I'm really happy for you. Daddy SAS!
 

Sharma

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Congrats SAS!! :D

We're amassing a lot of FH Daddehs as of late.
 

TdC

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hehe congrats mate! and my best to Mrs SAS :)

does this mean you'll be needing an XXS size gas mask for the little'um? ;)
 

MYstIC G

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:clap: Congratulations mate :clap:
Rob

PS:
And before anyone asks (Trebz's beat you all to it) there will be no guide written about this :p.
Well that's stupid, if published it might make you rich/put the nipper through college/etc! In any event, the least you could do is write a guide for the DAoC lot on how to get a bird and have sex instead? ;)
 

Starman

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Congrats SAS :D

Much Fluffle Huggles for yourself and Mrs SAS
 

JBP|

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Congratulations SAS and partner:clap:


As far as advice goes, i suggest you start converting the attic of your house into a scalextric race track right away ;).
 

Kryten

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Firstly, Congratulations :D

I don't have much advice to give as far as kids go, however the one thing my mother taught me recently was "think like a scout".

"Hows that?"

"Always be prepared."
 

Yaka

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congratz SAS, when is the little one due?
 

tris-

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Can anyone offer any advice as I'm clueless on what to expect, got a lot of reading to do ahead of me!

afaik the baby bursts out your partners vagina (similar to the alien films) screaming (like an alien) and covered in slimy shit (like an alien).

pretty much like whats in the alien films tbh.
 

SAS

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Yaka: I think the baby is due around june. :).

Mrs SAS says hello :)
 

Gumbo

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My little Gumbina is due on the 30th of Jan, she's moving around so much you can see now as well as feel. It's truly great and I can recommend it to anyone.

Congrats SAS, I know how you're feeling right now, and believe me, that stupid grin doesn't get wiped off your face anytime soon.
 

Trem

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Congrats spunk meister.

Now for the advice, well I will pass on the advice a wise old man gave me when I found out we were having a baby -

1. "its fucking carnage Trem"

2. "you will have jam all over your house"
 

yaruar

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Found out the news yesterday, I'm going to be a Daddy :}

Can anyone offer any advice as I'm clueless on what to expect, got a lot of reading to do ahead of me!

And before anyone asks (Trebz's beat you all to it) there will be no guide written about this :p.

sweet!
 

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