Mika- Fetishist, open minded or puppet to the fast food world?

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im sure weve all heard that Mika song now "big girl you are beautiful". is it only me that wonders what the fuck hes talking about?

first off -

"You take your girl
And multiply her by four
Now a whole lotta woman
Needs a whole lot more"

heres an average woman according to google images

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we can input the woman into a simulation and multiply her by four to get this

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dont know if its just me, but that isnt beautful im afraid.

is mika trying to promote obesity amongst the healthy women population? there is the possibility that mika may have a fetish for the larger lady, and in todays culture we can accept that along with bestiality and all the other normal activities. it may also be that mika is employed by the fast food world to get women to multiply them selves by 4, the easiest way being to consume massive amounts of mc donalds or chippy teas with gravy.

personally the jurys still out for me on which type of subliminal message hes trying to pass on, i can tell you one thing though, the song is fucking shite.
 

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he is just shit thats all. people only buy his rubbish because heat magazine tells them its good.
 

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I hate that fucking song, it is saying being fat is ok and it's bloody well not (I am firmly in the obese section of the BMI (Although I have leg muscles which are like tree trunks so I am sure I am on the border of obese/ok) when it is not fucking OK. (When anyone's guessing my weight they say about 80KG im actually 94!)

There's health risks, it's not sexy to see flaps of fat everywhere ffs. However being "big" and being fit are unrelated, I go to the gym 3 times a week and ride my bike about 80 miles a week yet I still have a good sized belly which is a testament to the amount of beer consumed!

This song is fucking stupid, Mika is a c unt, and Britain needs to learn that being fat is not OK.
 

Bugz

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Some people have weight problems which can't be cycled off etc. I imagine the song makes them feel good about themselves. Which is probably just a PR scam to get Mika more sales.

Clever in a way ^^
 

Solo

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Im sure women aren't his partner of choice.
 

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And a lot of people are fatties because they eat to many lard sandwiches. There is this women at work who constantly has her hand in a bag of crisps and wonders why she is a blimp.
 

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Big women aint beautiful.

Theres a reason we mock fatties! ITS NOT HEALTHY :D
 

Overdriven

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Unless you mention eating disorders etc... I've got nothing against bigger females tbh *Shrug* Just, not 4x females :p 2x is fine.
 

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artists rendition of a 2x woman. its still not healthy at all.

thing i find with fat bitches is they use words like "bubbly" and "friendly" to describe them selves. but they always use these terms.

surely bubbly is just a front to hide how sad they are that they have roll upon roll of flab hanging over their minge. its like "yeh im fat so what, i laugh all the time teheheheh so its ok", thats what bubbly is - looking like your happy.

granted, the fatter woman is usually friendlier but im not entirely sure why.
 

old.Tohtori

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I don't have anything against fat people, as long as they don't f*cking complain about it.

About the song, cashcashcash, popularity, dingding.
 

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Its bullshit so that fat wannabe indie girls who follow every other fucking trend can go "Oh its a song, means someone likes us.Quick, lets say indie is the best music ever!"

Its bullshit, which indie bands would die tbh
 

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they aren't indie bands they are pop bands
 

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