Mids are Fat

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Hatt

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Hi all.. plz forgive me for the topic of this subject but i just want to give you some examples that mids are fat, slow and bad trained.
Lets compare to hibs.

Firbolg - Troll yeeh.. firbolg.. big guy, very well trained as you can see when you meet them. Trolls?? See any muscles on them? No just grey skin and alot of fat. People might say they hit hard but.. that could be the fat on their arms.. when moving fast down.. pff read a psychical book insted i don't want to explain.

Lurikeen - Kobold kobolds are a little more lengthy then lurikeens but.. they are ALOT bigger.. its like size 3 and 6 in shoes. I mean kobbies are just so fat compared to luri's. Luri's are strong and move fast.. kobolds sure move fast (if you compare to a damn troll yes!) and they are also strong... i mean their teeth are strong.. i don't know about others but when im pissed on a troll i do a /em chews <trolls name>

Celt - Norseman If you don't see the difference you are blind. Celts for example can reach their hair to make cool hair styles.. norseman can hardly do it .. the norsegirls tho are thin and nice for some reason.. my quess is rez missions. Most norse womans are healers and they get rez missions.. must make them thin.
But Norsemans do have muscles.. you can see it.. they are as strong as celts but.. with alot more fat :/

Elf - Dwarf (what should i compare with otherwise??)
Find me a think dwarf and i will give you 1p straight away.. and also find me a fat elf and i will give you 1p more. Elfs.. so well trained, lengthy and fast.. dwarfs.. midgets, fat, slow, gimped!
awww here is the real example that mids are fat!

Finaly.. why are mids fat? I'll tell you.. What do you do when you play? You enter the game.. oooh im in hugin! /gu lo all..
Jumps on a horse.. runs out to the kitchen and get some pie/cookies or whatever to you and your char.. sits watching the horse riding and just enjoy.. get on the telepad in uppland.. sits there for 10min eating your cookies and trying to be social.
Ohh gothi inc.. People just sit and complain that he do his spells so damn slow bla bla bla. Then in emain.. ask a skald for a ride.. to damn hard to run to amg on your own (Yeh right).. Make a long stop at mmg to make sure its clean all the way to amg then just make the trip as fast as possible and CAAAAAAAMP! blah! sucks!

WHy are hibs thin and strong then? They Run to emain all day long! They take care of their frontier and their keeps! they run, run, run, run, run!

So mids.. lets get into better shape.. we have to run more.. come up to odin's and play! I can organize training pass'es for those who are intressed and fell HIT by this post.. just PM me on Hatts :)

Thats all! Cu guys ;)
 
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Hatt

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Funny? This is about moving the mids from emain to protect our own frontier... Much better zone for rvr.. even trolls can find some place to hide. :p
 
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theroy

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Shut it your trator and come back to mid or I will be forced to kill you


You knew me as mobstomper I am now theroy...so when I see you, You know who slayed your arse :p
 
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old.Atrophy

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Originally posted by theroy
Shut it your trator and come back to mid or I will be forced to kill you


You knew me as mobstomper I am now theroy...so when I see you, You know who slayed your arse :p

You cant kill him theroy your a Mid, so your to fat 2 mins of running after him and youd want your donuts and cookies :p
 
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Sneo

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PPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'SSSSSSSSSS

i mean you have no idea what you're missing. if an alb or hib would have gotten in to our great home, Jordheim, and if they had stolen and eaten one of our pie's, the world of Midgard would have been doomed. I mean there is no way you could have resisted the wonderful taste of our pie's. you would have gone mad, rushing to our TK in uppland and storming and storming and storming until you're out of..... uhm out of.. something that's needed to storm GOT IT!! (well i couldn't come up with something alright :D

well so you see, it's all about the pie's... ;)
 
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Archeon

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<sob> its true, i'm so sorry hatt. i've been trying this diet but i can't help myself <sob> i mean i just think about delicious fried rock crab legs... so tender and suculent... excuse me.... <runs in the genral direction of naliten with a very big fork and a bib>
 
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Whoodoo_RD

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Originally posted by old.Rusfighter
Firbolg - dietic troll :p
with inflatable head? (min pressure 40lbs - do not exceed 40mph)
 
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Hatt

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Okay all.. first of all.. im back in mid :p
There you got your reply theroy !

Northstarr: They are made of stone or what did you say? lol how can they move at all then hahaha.. omg can't stop laugh.. get glasses :p They got grey skin.. and it's not my problem its "stone-grey" hahaha... and btw.. Who said trolls aint fat even if they are made of rocks? Hmss haha got ya!

And who was it more? Dwarf himself?
Pfff no need to comment that one
 
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Northstarr

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Originally posted by Hatt

Northstarr: They are made of stone or what did you say? lol how can they move at all then hahaha.. omg can't stop laugh.. get glasses :p They got grey skin.. and it's not my problem its "stone-grey" hahaha... and btw.. Who said trolls aint fat even if they are made of rocks? Hmss haha got ya!

Trolls are big. Trolls are made of rock. Trolls are very very strong. Trolls are very very slow. That pretty much describes trolls, other than mentioning they look like Thing, and as well as having the highest strength in the game, they also have the lowest dexterity.

quote from daoc.warcry.com
 
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wolvon fury

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Firblogs,

An extreamly ugly race, Apart from haveing, stupid hair styles, They smell, Wear bowels for helmits, look like nine ft Yoda's,

And are just plain and nasty to look at

:p
 
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Northstarr

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lol id rather be fat than be a lanky freak with blue hair a massive head :)
 
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theroy

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Originally posted by Hatt
Okay all.. first of all.. im back in mid :p
There you got your reply theroy !

Northstarr: They are made of stone or what did you say? lol how can they move at all then hahaha.. omg can't stop laugh.. get glasses :p They got grey skin.. and it's not my problem its "stone-grey" hahaha... and btw.. Who said trolls aint fat even if they are made of rocks? Hmss haha got ya!

And who was it more? Dwarf himself?
Pfff no need to comment that one

PFfft I will still kick your butt...I will errrr push you over skonda ravine when no one is looking ;)
 
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SevenSins

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Fat, I tried everything, diets, daily runs from Galplen to Vasudheim, nothing seemed to work!

My fatness was getting so bad, everytime I did have my train from Galplen to Vasudheim I only gained pounds instead of loosing them. (Still wonder why it took me 2 days to run there, I mean jeez, that counted with 1 hour snack breaks, it should be less!)

Well, I couldn't stand me being fat, and getting laughed at while Fatbelly got all the chicks :-(

I commited suicide (read rm -rf) and started one of them über sexy kobolds!

I mean, a kobold might be fat, but the cloth hides it all!

When women walk up to me they say now; "Wow! What muscular body you have!" (Must be the padded cloth :D)

Basically, we should stop importing pies from albion in order to regain some of our muscular looks, midgard is too fat!

Put everyone on a diet, forbid pies!
 
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old.Rusfighter

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Good idea! We should start advert. campaign against albions pies! :)
 

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