Billy the Mid comes home from his first day at primary school!Mrs Mid: How was your first day at school Billy ?
Billy: Great mum, I have the bigget penis in the class!.
Is it because I am a Mid mum?
Mrs Mid: No Billy! It's because you are 35 and a retard.
Group of Mids go to billys house!
Grp Leader: Mrs Mid, can Billy come out to play ?
Mrs Mid: No, you know I don't let him out after 10pm.
Grp Leader: ahh ok.
Can we come in and laugh at him ?
Billy the Mid comes home crying from Primary school!
Billy: Mummy,Mummy! all the Hibs are saying that I have got a big head!
Mrs Mid: Well thats just nonsense Billy.
now, Go and park your hat in the garage.
Mid talking to his mum!
Mum, Is it true what they say ?
When a mid is born, that he is always named after the very first thing his parents see ?
Mrs mid: Yes, It's a very old tradition in midguard.
why do you ask Twodogsshagging ?
