Merry Christmas from me

[Ezteq]

Dear all,

This was (and tbh still is) my favourite christmas story, as a child i used to have it read to me every christmas eve then try desperately to go to sleep because i knew "he" wouldnt turn up unless i was asleep (im referring to santa here btw not les the local child molester). Any way as this story echoed round my lil child sized brain it brought me so much joy i'd like to share it with you all, you probably know it anyway but what the heck!

Wishing you all a very merry christmas

Ez
xxx

THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
by Clement Clarke Moore​

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;



The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;



The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;

And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,



But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!

On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,

With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.



And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,

Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,

And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;

He had a broad face and a little round belly,

That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.



But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."

 

[Gamah]

long post, cba to read. Merry xmas!

 

[Rub]

Merry Christmas

have fun everyone

 

[Blackjack]

Yes yes merry christmas

 

[Ezteq]

long post, cba to read. Merry xmas!

its a poem you fucking philistine now get off your lazy good for nothing arse and damn well read it and have a merry sodding christmas or else!!!!

 

[Gamah]

its a poem you fucking philistine now get off your lazy good for nothing arse and damn well read it and have a merry sodding christmas or else!!!!

Listen bint! (Oh yeah I went there) I have had 7 cans of Larger and about to start on the qudzillion vodkas and coke, I aint reading shit!!!!

 

[CorNokZ]

I have had 7 cans of Larger and about to start on the qudzillion vodkas and coke, I aint reading shit!!!!

That's what I call a merry christmas

 

[Ezteq]

hehehe bloody alcamoholic..

MY GOD IM SOOO EXCITED!!!

you know? i just cant hide it! im about to lose control... dont think i'll like it tbh

oooooooh nearly christmas!!!!, im off to do my stepping before this excess energy makes me spontaniously combust!
/step

 

[Nate]

stepping? merry xmas all

 

[- English -]

lets all get pissed out our face and stay in and read freddyshouse like gamah!

 

[Neffneff]

merry xmas! love the story, may take it to read to the kids before bed.

only a few more hours till they are asleep, and all merry hell breaks loose as we pack the stockings, and fill up underneath the tree!

cant wait.

 

[Gamah]

lets all get pissed out our face and stay in and read freddyshouse like gamah!

I'm going out in 2 hours but GL with that

 

[Laddey]

I'm going out in 2 hours but GL with that

I was out last night, shit near christmas around Preston, fucking santa's walking about everywhere.

 

[Gamah]

I was out last night, shit near christmas around Preston, fucking santa's walking about everywhere.

DePreston :<

 

[snushanen]

Merry christmass all.

Go and eat much and drink even more .

 

[haarewin]

DePreston :<

its so bad but so good.
merry christmas all. i hope santa comes and empties his sack for you all.

 

[- English -]

I was out last night, shit near christmas around Preston, fucking santa's walking about everywhere.

toyoko joes huh

went preston not long ago... went to.. hmm lemme think.. browns, warehouse and toyokos!

 

[Laddey]

toyoko joes huh

went preston not long ago... went to.. hmm lemme think.. browns, warehouse and toyokos!

Toke's is called Lava Ignite now, completly different, it's massive aswell. They also don't let little bastards in anymore.

I went to Mood's, Browns and Squares. I had 3 jack daniels shots and i spuwed up. harhar don't laugh. My stomach wasn't prepared for it. Then i got a lift home. Sat outside my house with somebody from 1:30am til 8am...Talking...

Anyway, enough about me. Have a very merry christmas everybody!

 

[Congax]

Merry Christmas y'all, I is getting drunk of champagne ftw!

 

[Dandare]

Merry Christmas to everyone
I'm at work till 6.30am, but should get home in time to see my girlfriends little lad open the DS, and portable DvD etc and all other shit that has skint me over last few weeks, but guess his little smile will be worth it bless him

 

[Raven]

happy Christmas one and all

 

[Raven]

Merry Christmas to everyone
I'm at work till 6.30am, but should get home in time to see my girlfriends little lad open the DS, and portable DvD etc and all other shit that has skint me over last few weeks, but guess his little smile will be worth it bless him

when i was a little lad i was happy with a box of lego and maybe a game

 

[chretien]

when i was a little lad i was happy with a box of lego and maybe a game

When I were a lad we never had no fancy lah-di-dah lego. We 'ad ter mek do wit' lump o' coal. Used coal too it were.

/yorkshireman

 

[Nate]

When I were a lad we never had no fancy lah-di-dah lego. We 'ad ter mek do wit' lump o' coal. Used coal too it were.

/yorkshireman

how are you still alive? are you jesus? with the average age of albs, I guess your used to those questions I usually put these to Skar, he hasn't come back with an answer which is useful to me yet though.

 

[cHodAX]

Merry Christmas Ez, best wishes to you and yours

 

[Bugz]

Merry Xmas all!

Had my gf open up her perfume, trainers, accessories set and bath-set today since she lives too far away for me to see her on Xmas day or boxing day.

Then I have a designer coat waiting for her on the 27th!

Hope you all get what you want too!

 

[Congax]

I got a freaking expensive watch and I'm wasted

I'm fcking happy

 

[Dandare]

When I were a lad we never had no fancy lah-di-dah lego. We 'ad ter mek do wit' lump o' coal. Used coal too it were.

/yorkshireman

Was a little more privlidged than you then I guess, always had a new piece of coal and treated to an orange when really good at school.

/ Fellow Yorkshireman.

 

[adoNix]

long post, cba to read. Merry xmas!

what he said.

 

[Svartmetall]

Happy Xmas to you all