Merc nerf 1.81

[ANONYMOUSPOSTER1]

OHMYGAWD this is actually a nightmare LAUGH OUT LOUD
my rr9l2 merc along with many others are going to experience the worst nerf in the history of online gaming...
I know your waiting for the news so here it is.. (ps im the first to get this secret document which leaked all the way from frenchy france)

1.81 Patch Notes:
1.Due to several complaints from Warlocks, Vampiirs, and bainshee's we are going to remove the ability for The albion Class known as Mercenary to Duel wield weapons, they will still however be able to use small shields.
2. The ability known as Dirty Tricks is going to be removed and replaced with a 20% speed decrease with a 5 second cast timer.



i dont know about you but im sitting in my cybercafe worrying...




This is me ---------------------------> :eek2: :eek2:


PLEASE HELP MEEE111

 

[mikke]

Joke?

 

[Dudley52]

OHMYGAWD this is actually a nightmare LAUGH OUT LOUD
my rr9l2 merc along with many others are going to experience the worst nerf in the history of online gaming...
I know your waiting for the news so here it is.. (ps im the first to get this secret document which leaked all the way from frenchy france)

1.81 Patch Notes:
1.Due to several complaints from Warlocks, Vampiirs, and bainshee's we are going to remove the ability for The albion Class known as Mercenary to Duel wield weapons, they will still however be able to use small shields.
2. The ability known as Dirty Tricks is going to be removed and replaced with a 20% speed decrease with a 5 second cast timer.



i dont know about you but im sitting in my cybercafe worrying...




This is me ---------------------------> :eek2: :eek2:


PLEASE HELP MEEE111

ROFL YOUR FUCKING CYBERCAFE. 20 SPEED DECREASE?! BUT WHATS THE DURATION ON THAT? I MEAN IF IT LASTS FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES IT WILL BE QUITE EFFECTIVE.

 

[Dudley52]

oops caps

 

[ANONYMOUSPOSTER1]

Joke?

ZED OMYGAWD THIS IS NO JOKE!!1



F'ing read it

or i will pown saw u with my merc b4 he gets small shield ability

 

[ANONYMOUSPOSTER1]

ROFL YOUR FUCKING CYBERCAFE. 20 SPEED DECREASE?! BUT WHATS THE DURATION ON THAT? I MEAN IF IT LASTS FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES IT WILL BE QUITE EFFECTIVE.

To be totally whore-nest (*get it whore-nest? *chuckle*) it will do my merc pretty well

since ill be running round spamming speed decrease and group healing with my DR ability, i will be quite effective at being a support member of my realm vs realm community


HERE COME THE RP'S LAUGH OUT LOUD! :worthy:





















p.s. fucking morons

 

[Girafmad]

its a joke, but its not funny

 

[Kerith]

ZED OMYGAWD THIS IS NO JOKE!!1



F'ing read it

or i will pown saw u with my merc b4 he gets small shield ability

lol shows how much u know m8 cos mercs can already use shields... dunno what kinda shit u get off on if u think thats funny tbh... very sad

 

[Haggus]

check his name and join date >.<

 

[Flimgoblin]

sometimes when someone posts some patch notes it's funny

other times it's just a bit dull and predictable

other times you have to worry what they've been smoking.

Here's some example of "grip":
http://www.sallyminker.com/art/sculpture/images/vise.jpg

Get some.