Fuck buddy?
Think that just about wins it.

Bacon
Yeah, bacon eggs sausage and shit like that is better than internet porn!
Eggs might burn your cock?
is your cock a spatchaler(sp) ?
Terry's Chocolate Orange Golden Nuggets
No, not even love, you can get love without monye but you can't get a f*cking lambo with love![]()
have a rich sugar daddy

have you tried? there would be no war in the world if all lived off being cock-recieversHey, we can't all live off cock-getting like you![]()
- Fuck buddy = Real sex = Doesn't count
- Chocolate? Dude seriously..
- Someone mentioned sausages?! DUDE!! SERIOUSLY!!
- Money.. Yeah money is good, but free internet porn is free! No need for money!
Free internet p0rn winz all tbh!