Bacon
Fuck buddy?
Think that just about wins it.
Bacon
Yeah, bacon eggs sausage and shit like that is better than internet porn!
Eggs might burn your cock?
is your cock a spatchaler(sp) ?
Terry's Chocolate Orange Golden Nuggets
No, not even love, you can get love without monye but you can't get a f*cking lambo with love
have a rich sugar daddy
have you tried? there would be no war in the world if all lived off being cock-recieversHey, we can't all live off cock-getting like you
- Fuck buddy = Real sex = Doesn't count
- Chocolate? Dude seriously..
- Someone mentioned sausages?! DUDE!! SERIOUSLY!!
- Money.. Yeah money is good, but free internet porn is free! No need for money!
Free internet p0rn winz all tbh!