Men: know your limits

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Tom, Jul 23, 2007.

  1. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

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    Thats the last time I ever clean an oven. Fucking thing. Now I have to go and buy another one :(
     
  2. Wazzerphuk

    Wazzerphuk FH is my second home

    Cleaning an oven is simple, and requires no hard work.

    Simply get a spare baking tray, cover it with foil and put it at the bottom of the oven. Replace foil when needed. You will never need to clean the bottom of your oven again if you do this.
     
  3. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    Clae..ning...oven? :eek7:

    No no, blasphemy! :D
     
  4. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

    Astoundingly, its still working. I have no idea why. Perhaps the element is wired in two halves, I presumed it was wired as a single complete circuit.

    Bollocks to it then. I'm not spending good money where its not needed!
     
  5. caLLous

    caLLous FH is my second home FH Subscriber

    That's dead posh, I don't even use a baking tray!
     
  6. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    I just wait. My oven said "self cleaning" on the box. My gf says it's a pack of dirty lies, but I prefer to believe that elves visit in the dead of night to clean the thing :/
     
  7. Dukat

    Dukat Resident Freddy

    THATS NOT SELF CLEANING! THATS ELF CLEANING! :D :D



    (I'll get my coat)
     
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  8. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    If i remember correctly, the part you broke, is just the metal that is heated with the electricity. Basicly if the current is connected anywhere on that roundybout piece of metal, it would still heat up.

    Might be mistaken.
     
  9. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

    Well it cooked my chicken tonight. Took ages, but meh.

    I think I'll head over to Wickes tomorrow, someone said they had a sale on. Besides, I want a fan assisted oven, this oven is SHIT.
     
  10. Overdriven

    Overdriven Not a sandwich

    After reading this thread.. I am SO making sure the woman I eventually marry (.. Or the one who can deal with me, mentally) knows how to clean ovens. That scares me.
     
  11. throdgrain

    throdgrain FH is my second home

    You twats. You dont need a baking tray to clean your oven.

    You dont need silver foil.

    You need a wife ffs.
     
  12. dysfunction

    dysfunction FH is my second home

    Or a maid in a very short skirt...
     
  13. leggy

    leggy Probably Scottish

    You have identified an almost impossible situation
     
  14. Trem

    Trem That there, that's not me. Moderator

    You're my wife now.
     
  15. Chilly

    Chilly Balls of steel

    ...dave
     
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  16. Kami

    Kami Can't get enough of FH

    can't you just replace the element? I did on my cooker a few weeks ago, cost me a total of £37 and 5 minutes (4 screws).
     
  17. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

    King Alfred burnt his cakes in this thing.
     

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