men are like

[Tisme]

men Are Like

Men Are Like Laxative`s
They Irritate The C*** Out Of You.

Bananas
The Older They Get The Less Firm They Are.

Vacation`s
They Never Seem To Be Long Enough.

Weather
Nothing Can Be Done To Change Them.

A Blender`s
You Need One, But You`re Not Quite Sure Why.

A Chocolate Bar`s.
Sweet, Smooth, And They Usually Head Right To Your Hip`s.

Coffee;
The Best One`s Are Rich, Warm, And Can Keep You Up All Night Long.

Commercial`s.
You Can`t Believe Aword They Say.

Department Store`s.
Their Clothe`s Are Always One Half Off.

Government Bond`s.
They Take Soooooooo Long To Mature.

Maseara.
They Usually Run At The First Sigh Of Emotion`s.

Popcorn.
They Satisfy You ,but Only For A Little While.

A Snowstorm`s.
You Never Know When They`re Coming, How Many Inches You`ll Get,
Or How Long It Will Last.

A Lava Lamp.
Fun To Look At, But Not Very Bright.

Parking Spot`s.
All The Good One`s Are Taken,


Hope You All Like This

 

[haarewin]

Maseara.
They Usually Run At The First Sigh Of Emotion`s.

to this i say:
get some decent mascara and stop buying the £2 crap. waterproof is available for a reason, and that reason ain't rain.

 

[Darksword]

haha cool, tho all lies

 

[liloe]

such lies

I'm totally nice 90% of the time.

Some are right though, when I look at some friends of mine =))

 

[DocWolfe]

Women are like...

Punchbags.

 

[Haggus]

Women are like...

Punchbags.

wrong dude...

99.9% of that is true...

 

[Outlander]

Hope You All Like This

insulting, poor attempt at humour and dire generalisation.

:touch:

 

[Potato Junkie]

made me smile tho

disclaimer: this may or may not apply to all males, indeed may or may not be a gross generalisation, if offended pls feel free to just bugger off

what's the useless bit of skin on the end of a penis called?
a man

what do you call a man who's lost 99% of his brain?
a widower

why do guys prefer looks to intelligence?
because most men can see, better than they can think

and tisme, you forgot the 'men are like floors' classic...
lay it properly, walk all over it for years

flame away, lol, I love the weaker sex but some stuff's just amusing

 

[Gamah]

Women are like...

Punchbags.

haha

 

[Bahumat]

There's no such thing and men and women, its just hoff! you may think im wrong but your just getting confused on how the light shines on people causing a different appearance.

 

[Melachi]

why do guys prefer looks to intelligence?
because most men can see, better than they can think

hehe its more down to the simple fact that its either
a) A dumb cracker
or
b) A dumb ugly fat bird

 

[tris-]

i am not like a chocolate bar. i wouldnt go straight down to the hips, stinks of fish and stuff anyway.

why is a woman like a tramp?
they are stupid, some parts of them stink more than others, they always scrounge and beg for things like money, there hair looks shit no matter what they do, their bum always looks big in it

i just made that up, and its not even a joke. home truths you inferior people

 

[DocWolfe]

i am not like a chocolate bar. i wouldnt go straight down to the hips, stinks of fish and stuff anyway.

why is a woman like a tramp?
they are stupid, some parts of them stink more than others, they always scrounge and beg for things like money, there hair looks shit no matter what they do, their bum always looks big in it

i just made that up, and its not even a joke. home truths you inferior people

have you ever been with a woman?

 

[Vladamir]

How'd you make those fat sacks on a woman look attractive?.

Stick a nipple on each one.

 

[Naetha]

wo-man??? Wot dat?

 

[Brite]

such stereotyping :'(

 

[Outlander]

wo-man??? Wot dat?

a man gone wrong

 

[Blackjack]

A Snowstorm`s.
You Never Know When They`re Coming, How Many Inches You`ll Get,
Or How Long It Will Last.

hehehe

 

[Ezteq]

to this i say:
get some decent mascara and stop buying the £2 crap. waterproof is available for a reason, and that reason ain't rain.

rofl your just such a chick!!!


£2 mascara 4tehwin!!!




*goes blind*