Meet my new baby!!!

[CorNokZ]

Looking good Ez! Wish I had o-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD!!!

 

[Vasconcelos]

I shall not be licking Vlad...or my frog tbh. And none of you best try licking me either; I am highly halloucinagenic and probably a bit toxic lol.

He doesn't just eat guppies (G not P) I have a small bag of dead mice now in my freezer hehe, grim eh? and the guy at the pet store recommended using long tweezers to feed him with becasue he does bite...it doesn't hurt but he is very enthusiastic with it

Why not?

 

[Ezteq]

...I can think of far nicer things to occupy my mouth with tbh Oo

 

[Vasconcelos]

...I can think of far nicer things to occupy my mouth with tbh Oo

Easy joke incoming in 3, 2 , 1....

:lol:

 

[R2D3]

The list of options that would prefer to put in mouth is about as long as my...
:bazbeer::bazbeer: (ohhhh yeah)

 

[Ezteq]

orly ^^

 

[R2D3]

Well ok the list is a bit longer

 

[Bahumat]

It's bigger than my screen! Do they eat human portion meals?

 

[Tuthmes]

Pay attention to whats happend here people. If you lick Ezteq you turn into a hypnotoad and she keeps you for a pet. Poor sod that hade a one night stand with our Queen :|

 

[Ch3tan]

So what you are saying is, no tongue action and you'll be fine?

 

[Tuthmes]

+

=

Thats what i'm saying!

Be warned! >:|

 

[fettoken]

You have to do it when she's knocked out and sleeping and then leave a cute note before you leave. Thats the ONLY way.

 

[Ch3tan]

You have to do it when she's knocked out and sleeping and then leave a cute note before you leave. Thats the ONLY way.

And a cup of tea.

The tea is very important.

Also, that is one nasty tongue covering a double chin, no wonder Ez turned him into a toad.

 

[Tuthmes]

Also, that is one nasty tongue covering a double chin, no wonder Ez turned him into a toad.

I whas too afraid to put my own there. I might get zapped long distance

 

[Ezteq]

omg lol I keep getting haunted by that picture rofl!

Anyway I have now solved what to do with the giant flies that attack HQ, one just felt the sharp edge of my tv guide (of doom) and got fed to Vlad, he was on him quicker than Oprah on a mars bar lol.

Awesome.

 

[Mikah75]

...I can think of far nicer things to occupy my mouth with tbh Oo

faking slag!

 

[cHodAX]

She never fakes with me, squeals like a little piggy.

 

[Tuthmes]

She never fakes with me, squeals like a little piggy.

Fkoff, I refeshed just when listning to Radiohead - Paranoid Android. At the exact same time some little piggy whas mentioned.

You scare me cHodAX :|

 

[georgie]

Is this your boy, Ez?

 

[R2D3]

Scary bulging eye!

 

[cHodAX]

You scare me cHodAX :|

I often scare myself to be honest.

 

[Ezteq]

Is this your boy, Ez?

omg omg soooooo cute!!!!

 

[cHodAX]

That frog is getting a good old fingering.

 

[Ezteq]

bah now I just need to train the G/Pigs to go out and buy their own food and bedding, just been looking on the pets at home delivery site and omfg how expensive??

Does anyone here in the UK get pet supplies delivered and can recommend a good (and by good I mean cheap) online pet store?

 

[megadave]

here's what i think of your baby!


YouTube - Video What The Hell Another Freaky Monkey Rapes Frog Orally!

 

[Tuthmes]

Behave Aoln!

 

[R2D3]

here's what i think of your baby!

Must have been the same frog, explains the bulging eye

 

[Ezteq]

aww his first kill...


was a grasshopper on my window when I got home from work; after careful consideration I decided no intruder would be shown mercy and anyone/thing who comes in uninvited gets fed to Vlad, there was a heated battle and tension was running high but ultimately the grasshopper just could not evade capture and Vlad ate him!


I do have the beginning bit of the fight on video but am unable to upload it at this time

 

[Aph3x]

Ez becarefull to teach your froggeh not to mix with chimps, they are evil monkeys!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k&feature=search

 

[Lethul]

YouTube - Ornate Pacman Frog eating a mouse

Looks cool!