Medal Sham

[dysfunction]

I found this quite amusing.
This guy was wearing medals he didnt earn....which is illegal if the intention is to deceive, to pretend to be member of armed forces, or a veteran.

Although he went a bit overboard!!

BBC News - Is it illegal to wear medals you haven't earned?

He should have perhaps been a bit more discreet!!

 

[Raven]

I think its a cover up, he is really highlander and has really fought and earned medals in battles spanning the last 100 years.

 

[Dukat]

Medals or not, anyone who's been in the army would've noted the "wazzing" beret and tagged him as a bit of a walt right from the word go

Look how its shaped (bulges above his left ear etc), and how he's wearing it (right high up on his forehead) even when compared just to the people in the background!

 

[Raven]

He is so hard even his poppy is in the SAS!

 

[Embattle]

As little as a deal this seems I can't help but get rather annoyed at such acts, seems very disrespectful.

 

[00dave]

SAS guys don't tend to wear the SAS beret and cap badge in public, they usually wear their former regiment beret. In fact it's said that if someone is broadcasting their SAS involvement they're instantly bullshitting.

beret isn't even the right size for him lol

 

[TdC]

the "wazzing" beret

the whatting beret? o0

 

[throdgrain]

Im sure Pikey knows what he's on about by now

 

[00dave]

I think its a military term for fake or bollocks, never heard it myself. It was gash when I was in.

 

[TdC]

so neither of you saw what I did?

 

[Dukat]

the whatting beret? o0

I think its a military term for fake or bollocks, never heard it myself. It was gash when I was in.

'Gash' is still about "Wazzing" is what our NCO's called badly shaped beret's in basic training. Its just another way of saying 'stupid looking' I guess

I just showed that picture to a mate of mine at lunch, first thing he said (after mentioning the medals) was "Woah, wazzin' beret!"

 

[nath]

so neither of you saw what I did?

How are we supposed to know it's wazz when there's no "I'm chock full of AIDS!" on his forehead?

 

[TdC]

How are we supposed to know it's wazz when there's no "I'm chock full of AIDS!" on his forehead?

well.....besides that it was a BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS PUN you mean? gee, dunno :/

ok, because you are all bitches, I have deigned to fix the pic. it is now about as subtle as a surprise brick to the scrote.

 

[caLLous]

Haha I was going to add the "full of aids" bubble. I still don't see how the first one resembled Wazz though.

 

[TdC]

because it's his face? nrrurgh

 

[mooSe_]

Haha I was going to add the "full of aids" bubble. I still don't see how the first one resembled Wazz though.

the face in it?

 

[TdC]

my comedic genius is wasted here

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I can't see my face anywhere.

Even in a mirror.

 

[caLLous]

Ohhhhhhh it's a face!! On a haaaat! How obvious it all seems now.

 

[TdC]

lies! what face? what hat? WASNT IT OBVIOUS????