We all know how disgusting American corperations are. Destroying the rainforest, child slavery obscene prices but all of these crimes pale in comparison to the ultimate evil that is MacDonald's Apple Pies.
They are so delicious. So juicy. They smell.......... beautiful. Just imagining them makes me want to go get one right now! So you have to eat it, you have to, you have to put it in your mouth and taste it right away! But when you do, when you taste it, expecting a torrent of inexplicable joy cascade through your tastebuds all you get is.........
AIIIIEEEEEEE! IT BURNS!
Maybe they're not like that. But when I was eight I must have eaten one that had just barely come out of the oven. Either way I've been traumatised ever since.
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