me and my wife got into our first huge fight

[Urgluf]

my coworker, we'll call her susan, is pretty hot. So my shift runs from 3 to midnight and last night we were doubled up. everything was fine up until we had an incident on the runway and I had to stay over about 45 minutes. so I didn't get home till about 1:20 am. so my wife is cool, until susan calls my cell to tell me I forgot my wallet. My wife is like, where did you forget your wallet!? it was so ridiculous, cause here i got this chick on the phone and my wife is going nuts and and I'm like, honey, relax. And finally I just go off and say, yea well, I guess I better go get my other pair of jeans too while I'm at it! and she goes ballistic, crying and shit, and says, these foolish games are tearing me apart, And your thoughtless words are breaking my heart. You're breaking my heart. You're always brilliant in the morning, Smoking your cigarettes and talking over coffee. Well, excuse me, guess I've mistaken you for somebody else, Somebody who gave a damn, Somebody more like myself.

 

[Imgormiel]

my coworker, we'll call her susan, is pretty hot. So my shift runs from 3 to midnight and last night we were doubled up. everything was fine up until we had an incident on the runway and I had to stay over about 45 minutes. so I didn't get home till about 1:20 am. so my wife is cool, until susan calls my cell to tell me I forgot my wallet. My wife is like, where did you forget your wallet!? it was so ridiculous, cause here i got this chick on the phone and my wife is going nuts and and I'm like, honey, relax. And finally I just go off and say, yea well, I guess I better go get my other pair of jeans too while I'm at it! and she goes ballistic, crying and shit, and says, these foolish games are tearing me apart, And your thoughtless words are breaking my heart. You're breaking my heart. You're always brilliant in the morning, Smoking your cigarettes and talking over coffee. Well, excuse me, guess I've mistaken you for somebody else, Somebody who gave a damn, Somebody more like myself.

You know women....always something more than what the truth is >< paranoid f'....

 

[Jeremiah]

Yep its women. They have this uncanny ability to forget what kind of person you are and immediately assume you are hiding something from them. There's no convincing them in such states - I've yet to find a solution. They can switch from knowing you inside out to thinking you are like "every other man".

 

[Ezteq]

ergh, thats pretty horrible, I mean B2 went to his works party the other week and was very late back because he walked a gal home who was very drunk and upset, he says nothing happened and i believe him but i was still jealous (I mean tbh i'd be worried if i wasn't) but I said to him he wouldn't be the chap I loved if he just left her there alone and crying to fend for herself. I explained to him something like this "sorry hun, i can't help it but i'm jealous and i worry because i don't want kids and im always afraid you'll find someone who will and then you'll be off" to which he replied by calling me a prawn and all was well.

i know my feelings are totally stupid but it doesnt stop me having them, like a fear of cellery (in some people) or something lame like that, just ask her to explain herself and ask why she had such a strong reaction. Tbh you have every right to get the full on ritious hump with her about this because you didnt do anything wrong.

anyhoo, chicks are wierd, you see it from the outside you want to try being one...it stinks its total BS!

 

[Imgormiel]

ergh, thats pretty horrible, I mean B2 went to his works party the other week and was very late back because he walked a gal home who was very drunk and upset, he says nothing happened and i believe him but i was still jealous (I mean tbh i'd be worried if i wasn't) but I said to him he wouldn't be the chap I loved if he just left her there alone and crying to fend for herself. I explained to him something like this "sorry hun, i can't help it but i'm jealous and i worry because i don't want kids and im always afraid you'll find someone who will and then you'll be off" to which he replied by calling me a prawn and all was well.

i know my feelings are totally stupid but it doesnt stop me having them, like a fear of cellery (in some people) or something lame like that, just ask her to explain herself and ask why she had such a strong reaction. Tbh you have every right to get the full on ritious hump with her about this because you didnt do anything wrong.

anyhoo, chicks are wierd, you see it from the outside you want to try being one...it stinks its total BS!

Feelings are feelings, words are words Ez, once you crack that it's plain sailing. It's what you do that hurts more than what you say...

 

[Vladamir]

Looks like a case for this;

Spoiler

 

[Hawkwind]

my coworker, we'll call her susan, is pretty hot. So my shift runs from 3 to midnight and last night we were doubled up. everything was fine up until we had an incident on the runway and I had to stay over about 45 minutes. so I didn't get home till about 1:20 am. so my wife is cool, until susan calls my cell to tell me I forgot my wallet. My wife is like, where did you forget your wallet!? it was so ridiculous, cause here i got this chick on the phone and my wife is going nuts and and I'm like, honey, relax. And finally I just go off and say, yea well, I guess I better go get my other pair of jeans too while I'm at it! and she goes ballistic, crying and shit, and says, these foolish games are tearing me apart, And your thoughtless words are breaking my heart. You're breaking my heart. You're always brilliant in the morning, Smoking your cigarettes and talking over coffee. Well, excuse me, guess I've mistaken you for somebody else, Somebody who gave a damn, Somebody more like myself.

Obviously has trust issues with you. If you want an easy life buy her some flowers and say sorry for over reacting and tell her straight that there is nothing between you and the hot lass at work (might wanna use different wording).

 

[Amanita]

The jeans thing was a low blow

 

[Thorwyn]

The jeans thing was a low blow

So?
It was a blunt reaction to a blunt reaction. I´d say it´s a draw.

 

[Shagrat]

I guess I must be pretty lucky with my missus then, either that or she knows me too well. I can be a bit flirty with the girls at work (all completely harmless though) and its not like I hide it I normally tell her whats been said etc, and she really doesnt have any problems with it because at the end of the day she knows damn well if they turned around and called my bluff and said "come on then, lets go back to my place" I'd run a mile haha.

 

[Billargh]

The jeans line was genius

 

[Blackjack]

The jeans thing was fine. I would probably have been less subtle. More like "Well then, i might aswell pick up the video of our mutual rimjobs and goat sodomy while i'm at it"

Don't worry dude, it's a natural part of relationships.
Hell without make up sex, you might never have sex at all in a few years.

 

[Ezteq]

I guess I must be pretty lucky with my missus then, either that or she knows me too well. I can be a bit flirty with the girls at work ....

orly? i'd never of suspected that of you mister shagrat rofl


oh and btw <--lucky git here B2 just brought me a hot mince pie straight from t'oven and a glass of cooold milk Mmm Mmm i'm one lucky fish!

 

[Dukat]

my coworker, we'll call her susan, is pretty hot. So my shift runs from 3 to midnight and last night we were doubled up. everything was fine up until we had an incident on the runway and I had to stay over about 45 minutes. so I didn't get home till about 1:20 am. so my wife is cool, until susan calls my cell to tell me I forgot my wallet. My wife is like, where did you forget your wallet!? it was so ridiculous, cause here i got this chick on the phone and my wife is going nuts and and I'm like, honey, relax. And finally I just go off and say, yea well, I guess I better go get my other pair of jeans too while I'm at it! and she goes ballistic, crying and shit, and says, these foolish games are tearing me apart, And your thoughtless words are breaking my heart. You're breaking my heart. You're always brilliant in the morning, Smoking your cigarettes and talking over coffee. Well, excuse me, guess I've mistaken you for somebody else, Somebody who gave a damn, Somebody more like myself.

Sorry, but I really expected this paragraph to end with "and then my mum got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle to bel air" for some reason



Anyways hope you get this sorted. Some people say that arguments between couples are healthy every now and again, but I guess this sort of thing isnt.

Its just a mix up of information that makes it look bad, I guess all you can really do is communicate and show that this really isnt a fair reaction on her part at all.

 

[Bahumat]

Snakes on legs!

 

[kiliarien]

It could be worse - my wife just passed a road accident caused by a man and woman having a fight, he drove off and she followed him and then just drove out in front of him to stop him = nasty crash.

Hope you get it sorted bud.

 

[ilaya]

actually it translates as: i found your poorly hidden so called xmas present to me and im gonna fucking guilt trip you into getting something better

 

[Rubric]

actually it translates as: i found your poorly hidden so called xmas present to me and im gonna fucking guilt trip you into getting something better

ROFL.

The true female mind.

 

[Raven]

double jeopardy. You can shag her now without worrying about it.