Matrix is teh real!

Bori

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Hihi

I found this rather amusing, so I thought I'd share it with you :p

Might be old or whatever.. but first time I saw it, so feel free to flame me if you feel the need. :p
 

Archeon

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If he wrote 'The Matrix' why didn't he get sombody better than Keanu Reeves to play Neo?
 

Job

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Or why didn't he get someone better looking to play you ;)
 

Archeon

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Job said:
Or why didn't he get someone better looking to play you ;)
Karma, you need ugly people because otherwise the pretty people (who are obviously more important by viture that they're pretty) wouldn't know their pretty. :p

Or to be scientific...

For each and every Action you need an equal and opposite Reaction. So in the interest of maintaining universal balance i'm going to call you a poo-poo head ;)
 

old.Tohtori

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Must be really omnipotent master of Teh Matrix since he's Mattdexx5...not 1, or just Mattdexx but Mattdexx5. What happened to first fou before him? :eek7:
 

Binky the Bomb

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Sad, sad, sad.
First of all, someone actually wrote all that to either impress or annoy.
Secondly, someone replied, with gusto.
Third, they get into arguments about "what was cool to build"
Four, The guy spent 40 years (ish) according to his list doing all of that. Busy little beaver aint he.
And fifth (drum roll) if he's so fucking smart, why is he trying to impress people on some goddam movie appreciation website?

The answer: Because he's an ass!
 

old.Whoodoo

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He spent 40 years doing it, but hes 24...hmmm.

24 and 25 conflict.

Im going to Amsterdam soon, can I get what hes having in a cafe there?
 

Rookiescot

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Actually line number 60 which was .....


60.the machines have you on food which does not create waste products.
the machines also have you on a drug which prevents you from growing hair.


That dont sound too bad to me.
Oh dear ..... I think I'm on the machines side now :(
 

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