Masturbation at work?

[Calaen]

ok so I was chatting away to an older lady that sits over from me in my department. Shes asks me if I ever thought about knocking one out at work

So I thought I would come and ask the FH massive their opinions on the subject.

 

[Will]

I think you've pulled.

 

[nath]

I'm driving 80% of the day so it'd probably be a bit dodgy. The other 20% I'm at clients homes (and I'm there to fix their PC's) so it'd probably be not such a grand idea there either.

That said, I've had some pretty fit clients. Perhaps next time I'll go bash one out in their lav.

 

[Calaen]

I'm driving 80% of the day so it'd probably be a bit dodgy. The other 20% I'm at clients homes (and I'm there to fix their PC's) so it'd probably be not such a grand idea there either.

That said, I've had some pretty fit clients. Perhaps next time I'll go bash one out in their lav.

could get messy

 

[Hawkwind]

As the saying goes 'don't dip the pen in the office ink'. Always, almost without exception, ends up messy.

You know what she did was actually sexual harrasment. But, never works the other way. Ask a girl in the office the same question and see how long you keep your job. So much for equality.

 

[nath]

Chances are the reason she won't get fired is because Calaen won't complain. If he was genuinely offended and complained it's entirely possible that she could get the sack. This is the problem with the anti-pc brigade - they just tend to invent facts.

 

[leggy]

You'd think yes but infact no.

There is something about being at work that kills my libido. That's with an extremely high standard of ladies in my office.

 

[JBP|]

I think you will find in most cases having a quick fap at work is a sackable offence (This obviously excludes the porn industry).

 

[nath]

I'd sack someone for having a wank on my porn set. They can waste their jizz on their time, dribbling money shots are not what I'm paying them for!

Fuckers!

 

[old.Tohtori]

What? You can't wank without your hands/whipping it out?

 

[old.user4556]

I've never been horny enough at work to for it even to cross my mind.

Reasons thus:

1) Being horny at work makes you really want to rush home to empty your spuds on your girlfriend's face, so why would you want to miss that? Wanting sex at work and not getting it just makes you even more passionate and explosive when you get home.

2) As Leggy said, work is a libido killer anyway; and wanking off in the bog to the soundtrack of other men's hissing arseholes whilst they shit in the cubicle next to you isn't exactly a turn on is it?

3) I think it's incredibly sad to wank at work.

That said, i have fantasized about taking a fit colleague to the toilets, hiking her skirt up, ripping a hole in the crotch of her tights, pulling her panties to one side, bending her over the sink and giving her a proper going over.

Hold that thought.

 

[tris-]

Big G, just what are you?

 

[Wij]

I've occasionally knocked one out but only once during normal working hours as sitting in trap 3 while the bloke in trap 2 groans and spatters shit constantly for 5 minutes is a trifle off-putting. I tried it several years ago though just to prove I could. I had to literally stare at totty for hours to get the picture burnt into memory and then tug really fast whilst trying not to breathe or hear.

Life is boring if you don't challenge yourself.

 

[old.user4556]

I want that on my headstone.

 

[TdC]

wanking off in the bog to the soundtrack of other men's hissing arseholes whilst they shit in the cubicle next to you isn't exactly a turn on is it?

Deebs please add another 1000 entries to the quotes database

 

[ECA]

We could combine this thread and mine for an ultra disturbing thread.