masturbating

[ScoobyDoo{KEA}]

i just cant be bothered with it anymore im running out of things to think of.. hides.

 

[Kryten]

Holly wallaby or whatever her name is from that ice skating show.




Mmmmm.

 

[Frizz]

Get a girlfriend.

 

[Jimmy]

invite me round










il bring lube unless u like friction

 

[old.user4556]

Stop doing it for a few days (or minutes, whatever is your frequency).

Get a girlfriend.

Sometimes though, it's nice to have a bit of pleasure, in your own time, at your own pace to your favourite porno without any pressure to please anyone but yourself.

 

[Chilly]

GAYER! sheesh

 

[Cyradix]

Try Youporn

 

[Guest]

yeah, shit in your hands and rub the brown stuff all over your coxor till you squrt forth the fountain of jizz.........


its not for everybody obviously

 

[Malecheon]

uke:

 

[Jeros]

yeah, shit in your hands and rub the brown stuff all over your coxor till you squrt forth the fountain of jizz.........


its not for everybody obviously

FUCKING A! NOW WERE TALKING!




j/k

 

[ECA]

How about tennis bondage porn where girls have tennis rackets shoved up their cakeholes?

 

[Chilly]

so this has turned into a sick porn contest eh?

~rubs hands~


Obviously you've got your standard 2girls1cup.com, but thats softcore tbh. If you are a bit of a batty, lemonparty is pretty sexy. As for proper bo pron then I think we should all listen to Gunz.

 

[ECA]

bme pain olympics, nuff saidddddddd

 

[tris-]

theres more ways than just using your hand.

my favourite is get a banana and ram it right into your ass, you should feel it tickle your prostate. get on your knees infront of a sofa/bed/chair and put your cock between (for example) the cushion and base of the chair. maybe wear a rubber then pummel it while ramming your ass with previously installed banana.

 

[Chilly]

whoa

 

[WiZe^]

If you are right handed use the left hand instead etc =P

 

[nath]

Speaking of porn - does anyone else have an insatiable urge to kick the shit out of Max-Hardcore? (Guy with the cowboy hat). I mean I really want to fucking mutilate that guy - he's SUCH a ****.

 

[Frizz]

Speaking of porn - does anyone else have an insatiable urge to kick the shit out of Max-Hardcore? (Guy with the cowboy hat). I mean I really want to fucking mutilate that guy - he's SUCH a ****.

Why do you take notice of the blokes?

 

[nath]

Yes yes yes, implied homosexual tendencies and all that. I don't take notice of the blokes, I've noticed this bloke. It's hard not to, his movies are like rape on camera. Before you ask, no I don't watch them, I'm aware of them - this is why I want him dead.

 

[bob269]

Speaking of porn - does anyone else have an insatiable urge to kick the shit out of Max-Hardcore? (Guy with the cowboy hat). I mean I really want to fucking mutilate that guy - he's SUCH a ****.

For some reason I read Max Headroom

 

[Rubric]

Have you tried suffocating or strangling yourself while wanking?

Obviously you shouldn't do this in excess.









































Or in any time after you have quit INXS for those that didn't get it.

 

[Stimpy]

Do people have porn standards?

There are so many out there with no preview or jpg so you don't even know what the girls are like, you spend an hour or whatever getting it then all the girls look like they fell out the ugly tree, hit ever branch on the way down and then had the tree fall on them, I end up just trashing them, I have standards not just anyone gets my special juice.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Do people have porn standards?

There are so many out there with no preview or jpg so you don't even know what the girls are like, you spend an hour or whatever getting it then all the girls look like they fell out the ugly tree, hit ever branch on the way down and then had the tree fall on them, I end up just trashing them, I have standards not just anyone gets my special juice.

Oh yes, porn standards are a must.

I have one, rather nice one i come(pun intended) back to every now and then, when the urge to tenderise my manmeat arrives.

Can't obviously post it here though.

 

[WiZe^]

One of the best p0rn ever made \o/

 

[Chilly]

bunch of plastic whores

 

[Gil]

i just cant be bothered with it anymore im running out of things to think of.. hides.

I find this hard to swallow.

/gets coat

 

[old.Tohtori]

One of the best p0rn ever made \o/

I have to agree, as a whole, but asfar as the porn scenes go, they arn't that "up" class. They are, however, perfect scenes in a "full length" feature such as this.

Avast, it's pirateporn, what more can ya ask forrrrr.

Also i think it's the most expensive porn ever made, if not mistaken.

 

[Lester]

Shame we can't get this thread to sit just below the "how much time do you spend" thread on the general page.....

 

[Wij]

I just look at my magnificent cock and I'm done tbh.

 

[bob269]

I just look at my magnificent cock and I'm done tbh.

So you're both gay and suffering from premature ejaculation