Marmite

Marmite


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Olgaline

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We might have had this one, but as I'm holding a jar of it in my hand "at work"
here goes

Marmite....

Love it ?

Hate it ?
 

Ch3tan

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Love it, amazing stuff.

The people that hate it probably don't like good beer, whiskey, cognac, any foods with a bit of flavour. So boring fuckers mainly :p
 

old.Tohtori

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I actually had a pot sent to me by mhmhm on these very forums(i can never remember who! :( ) and i have to say that it works on some things.

Can't say it's bad and i did eat it, so i guess i'll go for..."no comment" :D
 

CorNokZ

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Never had it.. Someone from this forum was also ment to sent me some cadbury eggs

They never arrived :(
 

old.Tohtori

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whats exactly the difference between em ?
exept for one beeing british the other Aussie

I think the ney-sayers would say "The other tastes 2% less like devils left nutpoo and 4% more like the anal-leakage of rosie o'donnel at the gym."
 

Garaen

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It tastes fucking awful as does whiskey and cognac :p
 

Raven

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Can eat it by the spoon full, lovely stuff. Its so win its very nearly epic!
 

Everz

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I'd rather eat out the minge of 5tonne fat bird.

Tastes and looks like shit.

@Chet - Fail..
 

TdC

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it's disgusting. very. disgusting.
 

Zenith.UK

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It has the appearance and smell of something that should have been buried 4 weeks ago, and tastes like nothing less than the fetid breath of a zombie with halitosis.

I would be much happier if Marmite never existed.
It is disgusting.
 

Bahumat

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If your GF/Wife just ate marmite on toast and wanted a snog, would you oblige?
 

TdC

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If your GF/Wife just ate marmite on toast and wanted a snog, would you oblige?

no. in fact, I once made a girl cry by refusing to snog her after she'd drunk a half liter of yogurt. I dislike yogurt, and she needed to girl up and handle the rejection :/
 

fettoken

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no. in fact, I once made a girl cry by refusing to snog her after she'd drunk a half liter of yogurt. I dislike yogurt, and she needed to girl up and handle the rejection :/

That made me think. Wouldn't it feel kind of sexy to snog with someone that just ate fried bacon! *imagines* .....*starts plotting*
 

Zenith.UK

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If your GF/Wife just ate marmite on toast and wanted a snog, would you oblige?
No I wouldn't.

Same as the time I wouldn't snog my then gf because she'd had a cig just before.
Interesting fact: Snogging a smoker after they've had a cigarette will transfer enough nicotine to your mouth so that you will show up as a smoker on a cotinine urine test 3 days later. :)
 

gohan

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why pay for marmite when u could stick your finger in your ear, give it a twist, wipe it on the bread, and get the same result?
 

Aoami

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id rather suck off everz dad than eat marmite
 

Yoni

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Marmite is just awesome on hot buttered toast or crumpets ;/
 

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