March 20th

[gmloki]

One for the Boys

Google March 20th and see the first result

:worthy:

 

[TdC]

ooh I shall tell the gf. she may kill me, but at least I'll have told her! yeah! I'm a real man!

 

[ECA]

I like this day.
Can't we combine it with talk like a pirate?
Then we get to eat steak, get blowjobs AND talk like a pirate, how could anything be better?
Unless we added ninjas.

 

[Will]

You can't combine pirates and ninjas. Dr. McNinja will teach you why.

 

[Draylor]

Old

There appears to be some disagreement over the date of this most worthy celebration. [NSFAC]

 

[ECA]

You can't combine pirates and ninjas. Dr. McNinja will teach you why.

This is a lie.
I can play ninja/pirate or pirate/ninja in final Fantasy XI!

 

[Will]

This is a lie.
I can play ninja/pirate or pirate/ninja in final Fantasy XI!

He is a doctor. He knows science. Are you arguing with Dr. McNinja?

 

[ECA]

He is a doctor. He knows science. Are you arguing with Dr. McNinja?

I am a doctor and I know McScience!

 

[old.user4556]

Old

Yeah, been doing the rounds at work.

 

[Doomy]

Wow, I will get presents on this day too!

 

[TdC]

ooh I shall tell the gf. she may kill me, but at least I'll have told her! yeah! I'm a real man!

I told her and she looked at me for three seconds before demanding a freshly washed co><. I was surprised and faintly worried tbh














*note: I do actually wash my co>< quite regularly

 

[Chilly]

you have more than one? or are you talking about your pet apple?

 

[Trem]

Hmm I feel a Viz top tip moment :

Instead of washing your c0x0r simply get regular blowjobs to keep it clean.

 

[TdC]

well, tbh I was too scared to point out that she sometimes outranks the finer cheeses I prefer eating. I might have blown it AND NEVER GOTTEN ANY AGAIN!!!1

 

[Trem]

For the love of christ Teedles, some things are not meant for a forum. Saying your mrs smells like an edam cheese is certainly one of those things.

All I can imagine now is that when she opens her legs its like opening a toasted cheese sandwich(2 rounds).

 

[Calaen]

For the love of christ Teedles, some things are not meant for a forum. Saying your mrs smells like an edam cheese is certainly one of those things.

All I can imagine now is that when she opens her legs its like opening a toasted cheese sandwich(2 rounds).

LMAO

 

[TdC]

For the love of christ Teedles, some things are not meant for a forum. Saying your mrs smells like an edam cheese is certainly one of those things.

All I can imagine now is that when she opens her legs its like opening a toasted cheese sandwich(2 rounds).

I'm not saying she does, I'm saying she can. Like I can, if I don't get regular bj's to keep me minty

I mean, I'm no Napoleon. He liked his women "full bodied" as in smelling, not boobies, though maybe that too. I prefer my ladies to smell of nothing much at all tbh. so women of the world wanting to get with sex-god tdc, remember to shower!

 

[Trem]

Yes thats much better, you have dug yourself out of that hole nicely.

*ahem*

 

[ECA]

Yes thats much better, you have dug yourself out of that hole nicely.

And right into another one it seems.

 

[tris-]

I'm not saying she does, I'm saying she can.

there is a couple of reasons for this -

a cheese sandwhich has got lost somewhere
she has an infection of teh flange
bad hygiene

if soap doesnt work (the scruffy bitch), further inspections for a cheese sandwhich should be undertaken

 

[TdC]

there is a couple of reasons for this -

a cheese sandwhich has got lost somewhere
she has an infection of teh flange
bad hygiene

if soap doesnt work (the scruffy bitch), further inspections for a cheese sandwhich should be undertaken

I prefer not to know why tbh.


but I do.

it's the undies. that do it. and the biking in the hot sun with me. but after we shower it's all peachy again.

STOP MAKING ME TELL YOU THESE THINGS

 

[Will]

I wish I wasn't reading this. I've met Fleur. I don't want to hear about these things.

 

[ECA]

I prefer not to know why tbh.


but I do.

it's the undies. that do it. and the biking in the hot sun with me. but after we shower it's all peachy again.

STOP MAKING ME TELL YOU THESE THINGS

You could probably sell the undies on ebay and make a living.

 

[tris-]

I prefer not to know why tbh.


but I do.

it's the undies. that do it. and the biking in the hot sun with me. but after we shower it's all peachy again.

STOP MAKING ME TELL YOU THESE THINGS

what the fuck man, really. why do you tell us? :eek2:

do stuff your head in her crotch when u done cycling? is that your prize u sick man!

 

[TdC]

You could probably sell the undies on ebay and make a living.

now there's a thought! I could be rich!

actually, someone's thought of this before

 

[TdC]

do stuff your head in her crotch when u done cycling? is that your prize u sick man!

no, I actually don't. My gf takes great pleasure in telling me these things. she is quite evil

 

[MYstIC G]

well, tbh I was too scared to point out that she sometimes outranks the finer cheeses I prefer eating. I might have blown it AND NEVER GOTTEN ANY AGAIN!!!1

You don't get any now... don't lie to us!

 

[lilmissnaughty]

I prefer not to know why tbh.


but I do.

it's the undies. that do it. and the biking in the hot sun with me. but after we shower it's all peachy again.

STOP MAKING ME TELL YOU THESE THINGS

i got 2 words for ya:
cotton knickers.
if she is wearing nylon or some such shit n biking in hot sun she is teh crazy fish lady.
no offence

 

[gmloki]

Cotton for a whiff free camels foot

 

[Will]

Cotton isn't that great. Merino is the true answer.