Man Sell's his whole life

[Morphius]

Lol, check this out, a man is selling his whole life!

ALife4Sale - Life For Sale - Ian Usher - eBay WA, For Sale, Real Estate, Home. (end time 29-Jun-08 14:00:00 AEST)

 

[Lamp]

mad

 

[CorNokZ]

Pretty cheap if you ask me..

 

[kiliarien]

Lol fooking mental! Nice find

Must spread more rep blah blah

 

[Mey]

Been done loads of times before.

 

[Laddey]

How much would i get for my anal virginity do you reckon?

 

[Lamp]

About 14p

 

[Shagrat]

you cant sell something you havent got any more anyway Laddey, thats just cheating.

 

[Laddey]

you cant sell something you havent got any more anyway Laddey, thats just cheating.

lol nobody will know!

Unless the asshole has a hymen?

 

[Bugz]

lol nobody will know!

Unless the asshole has a hymen?

Think before you speak Laddey - think before you speak.

 

[Huntingtons]

are you willing to test if you're still an ass virgin? ill test you for free, did it to the whole family of yours already so im used to it. judging from the rest of the family, including your 10 year old sister it seems like a lost cause though.

 

[Bugz]

That was too long to be a funny Cuntingtons.

I got bored after the first 6-7 words, meaning Laddey will manage the first 2-3.

 

[CorNokZ]

fo bugz

 

[liloe]

Pretty cheap if you ask me..

1.3 million € atm, which isn't too bad. After all he isn't selling his life, he's just selling a huge package of stuff and a bit of advice. In the end he still has his mates and it seems he changes his job every now and then anyways.

 

[BloodOmen]

I reckon its completely fake tbh blatent money scam.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nof full life though.

I'd want his hair shaven and made into a tupee.

I'd want his passport, name and id number and him to change his.

I'd want him to leave the house stark naked, and if he had a bigger doorknocker then me(most likely), i'd want an exchange.

Full life or no life!

 

[Jupitus]

I tried to do this and didn't beat the £0.99 reserve

 

[Laddey]

are you willing to test if you're still an ass virgin? ill test you for free, did it to the whole family of yours already so im used to it. judging from the rest of the family, including your 10 year old sister it seems like a lost cause though.

That was too long to be a funny Cuntingtons.

I got bored after the first 6-7 words, meaning Laddey will manage the first 2-3.

Haha, he owned us both in 1 sentance cuntingtons

 

[echome]

I tried to do this and didn't beat the £0.99 reserve

What does this say about you and your "life"? :touch:

 

[Huntingtons]

that hes a mod on a forum and can ban you, aka. omni-potent! (or whatever)

 

[Huntingtons]

ps. i got an infraction for insulting you Laddey, that means i score points! so its 10-0 to me \o/

 

[Laddey]

ps. i got an infraction for insulting you Laddey, that means i score points! so its 10-0 to me \o/

lol!

 

[Golena]

Haha, he owned us both in 1 sentance cuntingtons

Looked like 2 sentances to me..

Actually your right, the second sentance started more than 3 words in so you won't of got there!

 

[Ezteq]

Unless the asshole has a hymen?

i'm sure she used to...


*phones Jade goodey for confirmation*



she said she can't remember that far back.

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well at least we know there is somewhere to turn when people tell us to get a life, i usually just tel them that i tried but they dont come in my size.

 

[Lamp]

You can't sell your job if you work for someone else...