Man marries a dog..

[Sharma]

Ananova - Man marries dog

TBH on the advice of marrying a bitch he could have just came over and wooed Jade Goody.

Would be a win for both of them.

 

[Bahumat]

If you lookup the source of the story it points to your blog Sharma!
To save you all pissing about, here's the source story.

Man marries Weirdo

Bahumat in southern Freddyshouse has married cHodAX on the advice of CorNokZ.

Bahumat, 33, tied the knot with a three-year-old bitch called cHodAX to get rid of a curse for registering two aliased accounts 15 days ago.

Within four days of creating the accounts, Bahumat started suffering from paralysis, reports Lamp.

Medical treatment led to no improvement so he saw CorNokZ, a local astrologer who told him the curse would be lifted if he married cHodAX.

Bahumat, from Hell's Kitchen in New York, wore a white dhoti and shirt while cHodAX was dressed in a pink silk saree for the wedding ceremony.

The ceremony ended with Bahumat tying the Hindu 'sacred thread' around cHodAX neck and vowing to take care of his wife forever.

At the feast that followed, the Bahumat fed cHodAX her favourite food - buns.

 

[Sharma]

Very interesting Bahumat.


Very very interesting....

 

[Nate]

What accounts?

 

[Sharma]

*slaps*

Look at the original link, Bahumat was being a ponce so I ummm....err.... *ahem*

Did nothing.... :touch:

 

[Bahumat]

*slaps*

Look at the original link, Bahumat was being a ponce so I ummm....err.... *ahem*

Did nothing.... :touch:

You know what you are Sharma? Yeah, well I'll tell ya! Yeah you know i'm bringing the lyrical pain, you gonna feel my wrath!

You're a Man Eater, make you work hard, make you spam hard baby uke:

 

[preacherboy]

LOL funny stuff, I killed about a hundred red ants in june, should I marry a ant?

 

[cHodAX]

Pink goes well with my complexion and I love eating buns so the story works for me on many levels.

 

[Bahumat]

LOL funny stuff, I killed about a hundred red ants in june, should I marry a ant?

Pour some milk on your cock, then ram it into an Ants nest

Pink goes well with my complexion and I love eating buns so the story works for me on many levels.

You looked so hot in that little pink sacred thread!

 

[Jeros]

wait wait wait wait

cHodAX is a women?

 

[Imgormiel]

Meh slaps Bahumat for not answering his pm's ^_^

 

[cHodAX]

wait wait wait wait

cHodAX is a women?

Took you long enough to figure that one out bigboy!

 

[Huntingtons]

old!




somebody had to say it when sharma posts something!

 

[Sharma]

Hush you.

 

[Jeros]

Took you long enough to figure that one out bigboy!

OMFG HI2U ASL? POST NAKED PICS PLZ!

IF U WANNA CHAT I HAVE AOL AND M&M MESSEGERMAN 6.0 LOLZ!

well somone had to do it

and dont call me big boy, its just ironic....................

 

[Laddey]

Took you long enough to figure that one out bigboy!

Really?

 

[Huntingtons]

and dont call me big boy, its just ironic....................

well, how big is it then? 1-2 inch?

 

[Vladamir]

I'm suprised you tied Cho down. Normally she's out waving her arse waiting for someone to impale her.

The number of times i've seen her upright on a baguette is too many to remember.

 

[Bugz]

I can't believe no-one realised Cho is female!

 

[DocWolfe]

I've known cHo for almost a decade - can't believe you didn't realise she was a she.

 

[CorNokZ]

Sharma's blog rox cause it mentions me..!

ps: I married my cats(I'm a mormon so I can have more than 1 wifezz, so stfu!), so if that bloke feels like marrying his bitch, I'd say go for it!

 

[Nate]

your such a bitch cho..whoring your slutty ass out, I bet as your married your gonna shag anything that moves now.

 

[Bahumat]

Meh slaps Bahumat for not answering his pm's ^_^

Come usa noob, stop freesharding it witgh buggy pets and 200 population servers.

 

[liloe]

Took you long enough to figure that one out bigboy!

I didn't know it either Not that it's really important though ^^

 

[Rubric]

Come usa noob, stop freesharding it witgh buggy pets and 200 population servers.

Thats not freesharding GOA charge a monthly fee.

 

[Lamp]

Would he have to consumate the marriage with the bitch ?
Under UK law, a marriage that's not been consumated is grounds for annulment.

 

[Rubric]

Would he have to consumate the marriage with the bitch ?
Under UK law, a marriage that's not been consumated is grounds for annulment.

And bestiality is grounds for imprisonment.

 

[Lamp]

Oral sex from a dog...

 

[Rubric]

OMFG HI2U ASL? POST NAKED PICS PLZ!

IF U WANNA CHAT I HAVE AOL AND M&M MESSEGERMAN 6.0 LOLZ!

well somone had to do it

and dont call me big boy, its just ironic....................

Dammit i was gonna say that.

edit well not the big boy part i like being called that

 

[Sharma]

Oral sex from a dog...

Ali G didn't complain..