Man cuts off penis in restaurant

[Solo]

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

no pics?

 

[Mojo]

What a dick.

 

[Bahumat]

Was it Vlad?

 

[Gamah]

Anyone for some Italian Sausage?

 

[razeredge]

Restaurant's new slogan - 'Our food is so good, you'd cus of your own penis to get some'

 

[old.Tohtori]

The place may be zizzy, but the man wasn't one

Anyone order blood sausage?

She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."

Except from the bouillabaisse!

Restaurant's new slogan - 'Our food is so good, you'd cus of your own penis to get some'

Oh oh! Like looking at your penis and going "Goddamn motherf*cking worthless piece of sh*t!"

*death by non-funnies*

 

[Marc]

Someone posted a vid on here of some dude chopping his own penis off a while ago.

 

[haarewin]

i suppose its cheaper than getting the surgery.

 

[Gamah]

He probably got drunk and slept with Jade Goody..I would do the same.

 

[MaCaBr3]

That's quite ironic because "zizzy" is another word for penis in french.

 

[Svartmetall]

That's quite ironic because "zizzy" is another word for penis in french.

Hence the band ZZ Top.

 

[Lamp]

!!! WTF ? !!! There are some seriously wierd people out there...

 

[Laddey]

!!! WTF ? !!! There are some seriously wierd people out there...

Especially in London!

 

[Everz]

service was that bad huh?

 

[Overdriven]

That's actually my favourite restaurant. -_- Just happy it didn't happen to the one where I live.

 

[ilaya]

did he leave the waiter a tip?

 

[Huntingtons]

That's actually my favourite restaurant. -_- Just happy it didn't happen to the one where I live.

judging by your weight it should have been a mcD!

FUNNY I AM INDEED!

 

[Tasslehoff]

I'd be sort of irritated if a man did that while I was dining.

 

[Overdriven]

judging by your weight it should have been a mcD!

FUNNY I AM INDEED!

Just. No.

 

[Solo]

Best joke award goes to ilaya

 

[old.Tohtori]

That's actually my favourite restaurant. -_- Just happy it didn't happen to the one where I live.

You live in restaurant?

 

[Overdriven]

You live in restaurant?

Oh aye I live in the basement of the local KFC xD - I only get fed 3 day old foods =(


Seems there was a piece of finger in the last one... =(

 

[old.Tohtori]

Seems there was a piece of finger in the last one... =(

A carpenters finger?

 

[Lamp]

Especially in London!

Aye LOL you're not wrong there

So you're going out to a restaurant and you run through your mental checklist:

- Reservation made..............check
- Booked a cab...................check
- Got money.......................check
- Got dining companion.........check
- Looking good....................check
- cell phone........................check
- door keys.........................check
- huge knife to cut dick off with............umm....check !