Man blows flat up with insect spray

[Lamp]

Numb-nuts springs to mind lol :

"A German man used so much insect killer that he blew himself up when a spark from his computer ignited the aerosol spray.

Walter Mueller, 36, from Schleswig-Holstein, caused more than £100,000 of damage and debris flew up to 100 metres away.

But, amazingly, he was not badly hurt and was released from hospital after treatment for minor injuries.

Mueller had closed all the windows and emptied several cans of extra strong insect-spray before sitting at his computer to surf the internet.

A spark of electricity ignited the powerful fumes, causing an explosion that demolished the flat and blew out all the windows.

Several neighbouring apartments were also damaged but none of the other residents were injured. The street outside had to be closed for several hours."

 

[Ezteq]

ya know what would have been really cool....


if he'd have walked out of the flames all stoney faced and preferably wearing a torn vest a la die hard said "Damn Bugs" and lit a cigerette off the fire, that'd have rocked WoooWooooWooo!!!!

 

[Garnet]

ya know what would have been really cool....


if he'd have walked out of the flames all stoney faced and preferably wearing a torn vest a la die hard said "Damn Bugs" and lit a cigerette off the fire, that'd have rocked WoooWooooWooo!!!!

LOL

 

[Outlander]

Better still he came out and was a mutant insect superhero!

(altho a german superhero just doesnt sounds right imo)

(no offence to germans)

 

[Ezteq]

Better still he came out and was a mutant insect superhero!

YOU VILL COME VIS ME!! if you vant to liff!!!


or when he's fronting up to the baddy at the end of movie showdown "Vee Haff Vays off making yoo DIE!!"
<does that one handed pumpy thing to the shot gun>

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