Make an intro for the Stig!

Thadius

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After the gems that were on the last Top Gear series, could anyone make an equally funneh or better intro for the stig? :p
 

Elkie

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Some say that god made earth in 7 days, but on the seventh day he rested and on the 8th he made the stig

weak try but bored
 

Ingafgrinn Macabre

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Some say he could've kept the Titanic floating by melting the iceberg by thought alone.
Some say he is the embodyment of a relationship between a car and a plane.
All we know, is that he's called "The Stig".
 

Dukat

Resident Freddy
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Some say his postcount is higher than infinity!
Some say he's actually Gamah in disguise!
All we know, is he's called The Stig!
 

Overdriven

Dumpster Fire of The South
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Some say, his left hand controls everything on the internet,
Some say, if he were to have kids. They'd be faster than bugatti veyrons.
All we know, is that he's called "The Stig".
 

fl3a

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Some say, his helmet is made of genuine dodo shell
and that without the overalls he only has 2 dimensions
All we know is that hes called The Stig.
 

NikonL

Fledgling Freddie
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Some say he only sleeps when travelling at 80mph,
and that he feeds exclusively off of prime numbers.

All we know is: He's called The Stig.
 

Thadius

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Some say he can bend the thoughts of women to do his every desire and that he has slept with more women than Vlad has had hot salty male secretions(and that is a lot!)

All we know he is The Stig
 

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