majorly lame.....

M

MYstIC G

Guest
<major anger rant>

Fucking shitty Croydon, can't stand this place, full of so many wankers. During the night it appears some fucker hand drilled the lock on my mums new(ish, shes only had it 6 months) car. Of course this is also like 3 weeks after some complete & utter tosser dented the back of the motor with his van door. I swear its getting to the stage that when you park next to somebody, you should note there Registration details, because of course nobody will leave there insurance details if they do anything anymore, because there all protecting there fucking no claims bonuses. It just fucking rediclious, why can't anybody finally get anything half decent/new these days without some complete & utter rectum fucking it up? Makes me :puke:

</major anger rant>
 
M

Munkey-

Guest
i used to live in farndon. about 1/2 hour drive from chester. never once had a reported case of burglary, car theft etc.


buggery boring little village but that was what the bus service was for
 
W

wolfeeh

Guest
Mystic :(

I sympathise with ya mum mate... we live in a an area of very high car crime & vandalism... you'll recall it was just after christmas i was telling you about some twat smashing into my sister' nova outside her boyfriend's house....

Thing is... nothing's gonna change... she took it to the garage, had to pay £300 to get the panel replaced, resprayed, and the whole car buffed so the colour scheme matched... £300 is a lot of money.... but it's nothing compared to the havoc claiming it on insurance would have been... there'd have been excess... time to process the claim.... then her premiums would have gone up to more than match the repairs... which incidentally would have had to be performed at a certain insurance company accredited garage in Llanelli.... they quoted £800 for the SAME repairs...

Someone's gotta be out of their mind to leave their insurance details to claim that damage if it was an accident :/

I guess this is why insurers take money off if you have somewhere secured like a garage to park your car..
 
O

Ono

Guest
Depends on which area of Croydon you're in.

Thornton Heath is a dump :p ,

Areas like Shirley and East Croydon are far better.
 
F

FuZor

Guest
Think the last time a crime appeared where I live was........

/Thinks Hard

Last Year sometime! :p
 
T

Testin da Cable

Guest
aarg G that sucks major league :(
it's getting bad here too: a mate had his car stripped while it was in his driveway. the cunts even made off with the wheels fs. my best mate had his mtb stolen from infront of his work...during the day...with people about!! fs! it was only two locks he had on it! another had his nicked in less than 3 minutes: he came home, locked his bike in the driveway and went into the house to get his waterbottle walked back out again and his bike was gone!

I once read an interview with a bike thief, he said that the best "insurance approved" lock on the market could be broken in under 20 seconds! gah!
 
D

Damini

Guest
What pisses me off is that the thieves where I am are so fucking inept . My old car, the citreon AX, I could bloody well have stolen it. But no, night after night they'd come back and just half heartedly put crow bar marks down the side of the door pannelling. Christs sake, if you are using a crow bar, wrench the door, smash the window, don't just pansy around chipping my paint work. My sisters car in Bognor, no idea what it is, it looks like a child drew it, but they keep trying to break into hers too. Firstly they just stuck a screw driver in the passenger lock and made the metal all wrangled. Intelligent... And then they managed to bend the drivers door out of shape, leave huge fuck off oily finger prints all over it, and STILL not get inside the car.

If you call the police, they are actually being quite good about car crime at the mo. Bout bloody time. They came and fingerprinted Rooskies car. Apparently it works best in summer time, dry heat preserves finger prints better, but they are using it and catching quite a few people. So, no matter how much you may or may not like the police, report it. Even if it is just so word can get back about how someone saw the car dusted :) Might cause a little panic in the turd community.
 
M

Moving Target

Guest
That's why I don't live in London. Ah, wonderful Reading.
 
W

wolfeeh

Guest
I went with...

... my sis to the police station the morning she came back crying after this happened... the bloke (twat?) showed complete fucking disinterest.. didn't even come outside to look at her car or shit... it was literally a 10ft walk with no door for him to have gone...

did they catch the scroat who did yo sista's damini?
 
N

Nibbler

Guest
Birmingham is great. And safe too. Unless you go by central library. Or the bull ring. Or the entire city centre for that matter. Or down the road. Or move. Or breathe. Or.....
 
M

MYstIC G

Guest
Yeah, Police down here are being pretty much the same Wolfman. Be fucked if I'll put up with that though, cars been fucked up, least they can do is check it for prints / complete a proper report on the incident, even if it doesn't turn up anything, it'll at least give the insurers nothing to complain about.
 
D

Damini

Guest
Not yet. They put it on a database or something. IMO the people that are too shit to steal the cars are probably too young to have been caught and fingerprinted yet. Its one of those "Right Sonny Jim, we've caught you for stealing a packet of Wurthers Original, and oh, lookey here, you're fingerprints also seem to match 17 attempted car break ins. Its your lucky day!" things.

My brothers car got kicked to buggery one time. Both mirrors kicked off, footprints on the windscreen where they'd tried to kick it in, scratches, ripped off petrol cap... the police in Chichester just shrugged. I guess it depends on the policeman as well as the station. Try phoning up befopre you go in. People then generally pass you on to the person best able to deal with it.
 
M

MYstIC G

Guest
Originally posted by Damini
And then they managed to bend the drivers door out of shape, leave huge fuck off oily finger prints all over it, and STILL not get inside the car.
Click to expand...
Ditto, fuckers have drilled the lock, fucked up the paintwork by pulling it out, then fought with the radio..... oh I forgot to mention that didn't I, the radio was smarter than they were, all they managed to do was take off the front panel.

Summary - they got fa, but trashed the interior...... why bother?

Worst Theif Ever</Simpsons Comic Book Guy>
 
S

S-Gray

Guest
about 4 years ago, just when my mum past her Drivin Test, we went shoppin, parked the car just overlooking the main car park (coz it was full) went the shops, bout 40mins later come back with loads of shoppin, find the cars been nicked, there was a house across the road, we knocked and asked if we could use the phone to ring the police, we rang em, told em details they looked into it.

Then about mm 8pm at night, my Bro was usin his CB and got the channel the cops use, it was gettin chased by cops or somethinthe registration was the same.

About 10pm the police rung, to say the car was found about 20miles away in the Wirral (Liverpool) the steering wheel was broke and the door was. Luckily the only thing they took was... a SHAMMY LEATHER, so fuck the radio, lets get a lil shammy leather!

Cars been fixed up now, and fitted with an Alarm..
 
H

Hashmonster

Guest
eek G, i'm a stone throw away from thornton heath - as i live in croydon itself near mayday hospital. Area is definately been going down hill for ages now :( But as Ono said there are some decent well hidden places up in shirley.

I'd love to move away
 
M

MYstIC G

Guest
Originally posted by Hashmonster
eek G, i'm a stone throw away from thornton heath - as i live in croydon itself near mayday hospital. Area is definately been going down hill for ages now :( But as Ono said there are some decent well hidden places up in shirley.

I'd love to move away
Click to expand...
Never knew you was local m8, thought it was just me & Ch3tan in the good old CR postcodes.
 
H

Hashmonster

Guest
yep me nearby - hence a post early in the week about a fatal shooting just behind mayday. dodgy stuff. I see so many of those yellow police boards around all the time now....

assaults
stabbings
murders
shootings

:(
 
M

MYstIC G

Guest
Have to arrange a trip to the pub then I feel, see if we can't all get killed making our way home afterwards :(
 
M

mr.Blacky

Guest
Originally posted by Hashmonster
assaults
stabbings
murders
shootings
Click to expand...

what are these things? never happend to me, or in my neighbourhood. Although there is talk that there was a murder in my town, 100 years ago:(
 
T

Testin da Cable

Guest
perhaps we're better off here Blacky heh. still, I've lived in Amsterdam so I expect I can say I know more about assaults, stabbings, murders and shootings than I'd like to. I've been robbed at gunpoint here in Arnhem once, a mate of mine has been stabbed with a broken bottle. I guess it's everywhere :(
 
D

Daffeh

Guest
Originally posted by Lead Nibbler
Birmingham is great. And safe too. Unless you go by central library. Or the bull ring. Or the entire city centre for that matter. Or down the road. Or move. Or breathe. Or.....
Click to expand...

heh last time i was in brum city centre i nearly got mugged
 
S

S-Gray

Guest
Originally posted by testin_da_cable
I've been robbed at gunpoint here in Arnhem once, a mate of mine has been stabbed with a broken bottle. I guess it's everywhere :(
Click to expand...

Thank fuck i dont go outside then.... :eek6:
 
W

wolfeeh

Guest
i have a...

...
very embarassing memory of being in birmingham... the only time i ever went there...... we were on a stopover with a coach, on the way to york (me, mum, sis)...

and my sis (17 at the time, not exactly young and naive)..

says to me under her breath

is that how they talk in birmingham?

<at shopkeeper with broad brummy accent>

god knows how he heard it, but the bloke heard her... well heard her say something anyway... and asked her what she said... she was like saying nothing.... when my mum went and repeated what she said...

there's just some days u wish u didn't HAVE family isn't there :p

on the same coach trip less than an hour later we were in some countryside, and on seeing this bull mounting a cow, she only went and proclaimed to the whole bus "look there's two cows shagging!"
 
S

S-Gray

Guest
when i went to birmingham, we was stuck in traffic for hours.. when we got to the city centre we was told to lock all doors/windows while stopping at traffic lights.. fuck knows why :D
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 2 (members: 0, guests: 2)
Top Bottom