Major Ingram!

[Lester]

Just been on the news - Major Ingram has hung himself at home!!

A spokesman for Chris Tarrant said he would pay for the funeral but not the coffin.






















Sorry, I had to

 

[leggy]

FS lester.

old!

 

[Lester]

Is it?

My missus just rang me and told me it. I was like <cool> "yeah I could a told you he would do that, looks the type etc"

And then she said the last bit. I hate being had!! (Sort of)

 

[leggy]

That's exactly how it happened to me at work last week.

I still get digged about it.

 

[Wij]

My dog's got no nose !

 

[Gef]

Really? But how does it smell?

 

[mank!]

Awful

 

[~YuckFou~]

*points to exit sign*

 

[Clowneh!]

whats happening?

 

[Gef]

Telling jokes to make Maljonic proud

 

[Lester]

Now you're going too far!

 

[hoggsboss]

*jamaica*

 

[Summo]

*jakarta*

 

[mank!]

*java*

 

[nath]

*kenco*

 

[Wij]

*ryuko*

 

[mank!]

*adjective*

 

[Gef]

*hadorken*

 

[mookie]

*shoryuken*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*barbie&ken*

 

[dysfunction]

*shocken*

 

[Maljonic]

what's all this, trying to move in on my comedic turf?!

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by dysfunction
*shocken*

*awe*

 

[Wij]

What's the difference between a duck ?

 

[dysfunction]

A chicken!

 

[Maljonic]

Arse Biscuits...

 

[Tom]

....and a piece of wood!

 

[pcg79]

I thought this thread was about Major Ingram ?

Don't you people have places (read : mental institutions) to get to ?

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by pcg79
I thought this thread was about Major Ingram ?

Don't you people have places (read : mental institutions) to get to ?

It was but since there's already been a thread about this chaos started to rule...

 

[pcg79]

Oh I see, my mistake.

As you were..