Madeleine McCann Update - Sorry

Amphrax

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Sorry for those that dont care :)

Gerry's Blog/Diary
Day 262 - 20/01/2008
Today we have released drawings of a man who needs to be eliminated from the investigation to find Madeleine. A witness, Gail Cooper, who was holidaying in Praia da Luz shortly before we arrived, saw him on several occasions. She found the man, who claimed to be collecting for an orphanage, very intimidating. After interviewing Gail, our private investigators commissioned a forensic sketch by a FBI trained artist. The man has many similarities in looks and clothing he was wearing to the description of the man given by Gail Cooper. Click Here to see the drawings.

Find Madeleine

The man Jane saw walking away from the apartments where we were staying was carrying a child, around 9.10pm on the night Madeleine was abducted. Jane described pyjamas matching those Madeleine was wearing without knowing what she had on that fateful night. We are convinced that this was when Madeleine was taken. Jane has been shown these sketches of the man. She feels he has a strong resemblance to the man she saw on May 3rd.carrying the child away.

It is essential that he be traced. We believe many people must know who this individual is. We appeal to anyone who knows him, or may have seen him to contact our private investigators on +34 902 300 213 or investigation@findmadeleine.com. If you are this man please make contact with the investigators or your local police. All of this information has been passed on to the Portuguese and British police and Interpol has been informed. This man may have key information that will help us locate Madeleine.

Who wants to bet that this will be going on until next Christmas? :)
 

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Parents must be bricking it by now "Today we have released drawings of a man who needs to be eliminated from the investigation" her dad will be atleast.


Its sad really :( if the poor lass is found alive she'll look back on this not in praise but the amount of media attention its getting will just remind her of whatever nightmares happend over and over and over.

I still blame the parents for this in more way than one. its there fault she went missing in the first place... people like that don't even deserve to be called parents.
 

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"gerry's blog/diary

me and my bitch of a wife finally realised its our fault for being neglectful parents. big soz for all the money you donated, but were gonna blow it all on crack and heroin before we get taken to prison.

again BIG SOZ, but we enjoyed the free holidays and meeting the pope was a blast. did you know he really does shit in the woods?"

im glad i wasnt anywhere near the continent, it sems theyre just picking random strangers, getting them arrested and then giving out a big soz everytime nothing comes of it.
 

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Oh not another Maddie thread from Amphrax

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If it dont bloody interest you, dont post in it... simple!!!
 

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movie deal inc?

My parents are shit: The Maddie McCann story
 

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When is it ok to make jokes about this? :p

Guilty, and have been for a fair few months, since december when we had a "bad taste" party and ideas were being thrown around :england:
 

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spent a whole lot of tour in summer asking people in every country we went to how to ask "have you seen maddie" in their language. hilarity ensued.
 

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there is a good source of jokes here: Madeleine McCann - Encyclopedia Dramatica

for example

If you are about to whine about bad jokes then dont push the spoiler :p

Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope John Paul II?
A: The Pope died a virgin.
 

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oh comon. they werent even bad jokes... no effort put into those "jokes" thats for sure :(

just rewrites of jokes that werent even funny originally :/
 

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If it dont bloody interest you, dont post in it... simple!!!

Remember where you're posting and the fact that no-one cares about it any more.

Every time you post a Maddie thread - baby jesus cries.
 

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Remember where you're posting and the fact that no-one cares about it any more.

Every time you post a Maddie thread - baby jesus cries.

You know what I couldn't give a flying fuck anymore. You ALL seem to go on the band wagon as soon as anybody posts something that they may think other people might be interested.

If my posts fuck everyone off then ban me ffs.
 

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i'm still interested, post away!

Just cause your not interested Sharma doesnt mean others arent
 

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You know what I couldn't give a flying fuck anymore. You ALL seem to go on the band wagon as soon as anybody posts something that they may think other people might be interested.

If my posts fuck everyone off then ban me ffs.

All...all? Oh f*ck off.
 

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OMGS Somebody posted an opinon contray to my own on the internets! ZOMG

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This story is an excellent example of everything that is bad about the media. Well done for propogating that shite Amphie.
 

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You know what I couldn't give a flying fuck anymore. You ALL seem to go on the band wagon as soon as anybody posts something that they may think other people might be interested.

If my posts fuck everyone off then ban me ffs.

*gets the ban stick*

What part of *No one here gives a fuck anymore about the story* do you not understand ?

Yes, its really terrible she's gone missing, but she aint the first, won't be the last.
 

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*gets the ban stick*

What part of *No one here gives a fuck anymore about the story* do you not understand ?

Yes, its really terrible she's gone missing, but she aint the first, won't be the last.

Yeah and actually some of us do actually want to know where its leading so what do you not understand?

People really fuck me off here. I post something which is harmless and it dont hurt anyone and ALL (Generalising) you people cant wait to stick the knife in.

Since when have I replied to a post and said it was zzzzzzzzzzzz/booooooring/old/this is shit and pointless/blah blah blah....

If I find something on FH which dont interest me I wont post in it, simple.

To get abuse over this post is fucking stupid and I'm just reacting badly because I think you guys hate the hell out of me, for what, I dont know. I havn't really abused anyone on here.

I know everyones got there own views on stuff but to give me grief from the posts I do can just Fuck right Off.

Rant off - Quitting FH
 

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LOL, Sharma

Hey ! I want some toys to throw out the pram too ! Not fair
 

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To get abuse over this post is fucking stupid and I'm just reacting badly because I think you guys hate the hell out of me, for what, I dont know.



Well, i'm sure if people really care about the case at hand they can use the same invention they use to read this forum and look it up themselves on the internet.

As far as people hating you I think its more a case of the threads you come up with on a daily basis about pointless rant >People< already know or simply don't care about.

No offence or nowt but you really do know how to milk every single situation or real life issue to benefit yourself even if it is in the smallest and "Harmless" way, from what i've heard from people that have met you in real life you just seem like a selfish **** that cares about no one but himself :l and on that basis its very sad that you keep using threads like this or such just to get a shitty post count or rep count up on a forum.

you really are worthless slime.



I'm done with this thread and any future post farming threads made by this degenerate life form.
 

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Amphrax, your green light's still on. Peekaboo !
 

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