Made me laugh

[throdgrain]

The bloke next door just bought a brand new car, a Peugeot or something. He sees me cleaning my Jeep, we chat and he says look I got a new car. Its a 1400cc V8.

I says a V8? Are you sure? This 3700cc Jeep is only a V6, you sure?

He says yep.

I says (politely) wow I didnt know there was such a thing. I bet it's fast then.

He says ohh yeah goes well etc etc.

He then buggers off and returns a few minutes later with his sales reciept.

Look he says, its here.

I read the invoice, its a 1400cc 8V not V8

Bless him he didnt know, but I'm only glad I told him before he started gobbing off down the pub tonight about his V8 Peugeot

 

[Chilly]

do those French bastards even make a car with a v8?

 

[ECA]

Lol

 

[throdgrain]

No idea if they do, it was just funny thats all He obviously didnt place much store on it being a V8 anyway, otherwise he'd surely have been disappointed!

 

[Tom]

Does he even know what a V8 is, or 8v for that matter

 

[Trem]

Lol some people really are spackers.

 

[Lester]

Yes, I bet he even puts the battery terminals on the wrong way round when he's jump starting it andmelts the jumper cables....

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Haha, that'd be great. If I lived in his world I'd drive a V16 Corolla.

 

[Trem]

Yes, I bet he even puts the battery terminals on the wrong way round when he's jump starting it andmelts the jumper cables....

Ha! yes that would be so bloody funny, especially if there were 2 making the same mistake.

 

[Lester]

It wouldn't be THAT funny if one was an executive/management type, who was merely overseeing the activity, and thought that the other chap knew the first thing about cars and batteries, what with him BEING AN ELECTRICIAN AND ALL!!!11

 

[Trem]

But the management type should have realised that the electrician type is also a blind electrician!

 

[Sydrik]

Volvo V40 is now the way forward then, that thing will go like shit off a stick