Maddie McCann

[Himse]

LOL

Her parents want to make a film about it.

Just to fund her hunt.

Taking the piss or what?

discuss.

 

[Sparx]

no-one saw that coming

 

[Sharma]

I'd love to run in screaming how idiotic the people watching it are, wouldn't care less if I got thrown out.

I'd do my absolute best to piss off anyone who still thinks there's hope left.

Because im a **** like that.

 

[Dukat]

*bans sharma*

 

[tris-]

no-one saw that coming

speaking of saw, maybe itl be just like the SAW film.

id watch it then.

"hhhello maddie. you dont know me but ive been stalking you and now ive kidnapped you. strapped to your anus is a device which, unless disarmed, will rip open and tare you in half. the key is somewhere in the stomach of these fluffy teddy bears. to your left is a pair of left handed plastic safety scissors, once the time is activated youll have 5 minutes to find the key..."

tense!

 

[Himse]

I'd love to run in screaming how idiotic the people watching it are, wouldn't care less if I got thrown out.

I'd do my absolute best to piss off anyone who still thinks there's hope left.

Because im a **** like that.

Sure find the girl, but aparently because the fund is only 200,000k now, they gotta raise it.

Getting unreasonable really, making aparently a estimated profit or 2-10 million quid for them to have.

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[Dukat]

speaking of saw, maybe itl be just like the SAW film.

id watch it then.

"hhhello maddie. you dont know me but ive been stalking you and now ive kidnapped you. strapped to your anus is a device which, unless disarmed, will rip open and tare you in half. the key is somewhere in the stomach of these fluffy teddy bears. to your left is a pair of left handed plastic safety scissors, once the time is activated youll have 5 minutes to find the key..."

tense!

I expected great things of you and your crazy twisted mind in this thread tris-!


...And you delivered! uke:

 

[Jeros]

They gonna have the deep voiced dude who does action/horror movie trailers?

It was a day like any other

When a holiday turned into a HELL!

 

[Sharma]

Sure find the girl, but aparently because the fund is only 200,000k now, they gotta raise it.

Getting unreasonable really, making aparently a estimated profit or 2-10 million quid for them to have.

:\

Only.

lol.

Jesus christ the useless police over there get paid their wages anyway.

 

[Cemeterygates]

saw this in the mirror this morning an tbh i think it's a fuckin joke,if the film is made,any twat that pays ANY money towards it should be beaten to within an inch of their life with a large stick imo.what's next? a book titled "get rich the mcCann way...neglect your kids" ???

 

[Sparx]

or will it be like one of those ITV neighbours from hell programmes instead of a movie?

 

[Bahumat]

Oh what a load of *****, pleas die mcanns

 

[kirennia]

Will they include how they left the small children unattended in a foreign country for hours at a time? Probably not...

 

[Dukat]

I bet its going to be about a big conspiracy with the CIA and portugal and how 9 11 was all a hoax!

I heard there's going to be a big car chase scene with like, helicopters and rockets! and this bit where they jump across a bridge, only its not a bridge but a big giant robot that like, blows up the moon! Its going to have a cameo by liam neeson as well, where he has to like, train this guy to be a ninja so he can save the world! Only it turns out in this amazing twist that LIAM NEESON IS THE ROBOT OMFG!

Its going to be great!

 

[Solo]

dollar dollar

 

[tris-]

9/11 was actually caused by maddie.

what, you didnt know?!1

 

[Castus]

If they get the film out before formal charges are pressed against them for their involvement in any death would it make any jury safe?

 

[Guest]

Yes, well, posh fucklords they are can afford all this middle class shizzle, what about Disappearance of Ben Needham - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, he was from sheffield and as its "up north" no one gives a fuck.


as much as i would like to believe maddy mcann is alive and well....... oh and theres a guy down my chip shop swears hes elvis........

 

[Corran]

Who would actually go see the film? Everybody I know wouldnt, and on the radio I did not hear of 1 person in call ins stating they would. Even thoughs that support the idea didnt say they willing to go watch it. Be better taking the production costs and igm or whoever donate that amount.

Lets see, I do the script for them... infact I wont even put in what I think happened (ie drugged her, she died, they hid the body) and go with the story of she was there, they went away, she had gone.

Film starts with them putting maddie to bed.

next scene in the room "Should we get the baby sitting service?", "Nah, lets just leave them on their own"

next scene (lasts 30minutes) - drinking and getting pissed, having some food after 15minutes "Think they ok?" "sure they be fine".... 15minutes more "ok maybe check on them"

next scene - back in room (lasts 30seconds. "they all fine... hmm i thought i shut the door but it open. strange... who i think someone may have been here... ah well lets go back to the bar"

Back in the bar (lasts 40minutes)- ah this drink is good.. cant be bothered to check on kids.... (after 38 minutes of scene) ok lets check now, -strolls along from bar which takes up 2minutes more of scene)

Final scene - "Ah fuck shes gone... cool lets go to the bar again and we dont give a shit about our kids anyway... hopefully the other 2 will go as well".

 

[Dukat]

9/11 was actually caused by maddie.

what, you didnt know?!1

Wait, so maddie was the giant robot? and not liam neeson? omg its starting to make sense now!!

 

[Bahumat]

Liam neeson fucked a robot?

 

[Dukat]

Liam neeson fucked a robot?

YEA!!!!


Wait, what?

 

[cHodAX]

($) ($) <---- eyes of Mr and Mrs McCann

 

[Lamp]

There's something not right about this
What planet are the McCann's on ? Its not Earth.

 

[Dahakon]

There other kids are really worried about this... incase the Parents decide need more material for a sequel =P

 

[Sharma]

Well, there's enough material for a trilogy.

The last one would have to have a final battle or something..

I think it'd seriously lack the epic though.

 

[Chronictank]

they probably just re-release man on fire under a new label

 

[Jeros]

Yes, well, posh fucklords they are can afford all this middle class shizzle, what about Disappearance of Ben Needham - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, he was from sheffield and as its "up north" no one gives a fuck.


as much as i would like to believe maddy mcann is alive and well....... oh and theres a guy down my chip shop swears hes elvis........

lol northerners lol

on another note im coming down(?) from york tommrow to party in leeds, so if you see what looks like a drunk hobo picking chips out of bins it may well me be

 

[DocWolfe]

STOP READING THE FUCKING SUN AND TAKING IT AS THE TRUTH

Gerry And Kate McCann Deny Madeleine McCann Movie Plans |Sky News|UK News

 

[Sparx]

yeah cause sky news is better

oh wait it isnt