Mad woman next door

Lamp

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Just looked out the window - the woman next door has climbed onto the flat roof above her kitchen, and looks to be baking round flat brown things on sheets in the sun. Its not that hot out - maybe 25 degrees. What on earth is she doing ?

They look like cow pats from where I am.

Anyone ever baked cow pats before ? LOL
 

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We've worked out they can be one of 3 things:
1. Food (chapatis - Indian bread thing)
2. Clay plates
3. Cow pats or other excreted substance

I'd go and ask but she might give me one to eat and then afterwards tell me they're cow pats...

Think I'll take a pic and post it
 

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kivik

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Looks like ginger cookies to me, but they're not baked that way. Some kind of cookies/bread for sure. Go ask, don't be shy :p
 

Solo

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looks like fish / chicken ?

what do they smell like
 

Gamah

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those walls with stones embedded with them look so fucking shit.
 

NikonL

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They're the scalps of previous neighbours foolish enough to go and ask her what she was doing :x
 

Solo

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those walls with stones embedded with them look so fucking shit.

I think the barbed wire on either side of the fence looks worse.

She has issues noone is gonna want to steal cow pats.
 

crispy

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Got a water pistol? I bet you can troll her by making them wet :p

+ photos of it! :D
 

Urgluf

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wtf

barbed wire and shit on the roof.. such high tech anti theft systems
 

Olgaline

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looks like bread/bakery of some kind, or as someones mentioned, maybe fish ?
In dk we've got something called Klipfisk, thats dried, salted fish, it smells horrid, and I've personally never tasted it, but they say it's delisiouse.
 

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bits at the front look like massive bits of ganja
 

Nate

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Was the barbed wire up there before she put that shit on the roof, if it was how did she get around the barbed wire..or is she that crazy that she just grabbed to hoist herself up there :eek7:
 

Dukat

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Is that Ambassador Kosh hiding in that conifer tree?

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Your neighbour has obviously been approached by a vorlon and is using a primitive construction of baked cow pats and frying pans to signal for assistance!
 

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