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YouTube - Very rare fight shaolin kung fu vs. Karate
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[Azurus]

That's exactly how i fight when i'm drunk.

 

[Wonk]

That's exactly how i fight when i'm drunk.

no, you're in this vid.

YouTube - Drunken Style Kung Fu vs. Kyokushin Karate - Bullshido.net
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[Laddey]

Stick them in a pub brawl and they're fuxed!1!

 

[Dreamor]

To be fair though, i'd still be careful with that Shaolin monk, those guys are lethal.

 

[Afran]

Old, but feels oh so relevant.

YouTube - british martial arts
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[Blackjack]

Thing with Kung Fu is. It is effective.... Once you are really really good at it, AND condition your body. Doing kung fu 2 times a week at the local McDojo is not going to help you do anything, except help you look like you know what you are doing, right up to the point where Crazy Dave and his buddy Erwin the Bus cracks your skull open with a broken bottle and a table leg.

 

[- English -]

Old, but feels oh so relevant.

YouTube - british martial arts
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thats more like ancient than old ;/

 

[Ezteq]

that 1st video was cool i liked the little crocodile shadow puppet thingy the monk was doing with his hands lol

 

[Lamp]

First vid was really cool. The S/L monks are lethal

 

[Huntingtons]

shaolin monks move with such grace and finesse.

 

[old.Tohtori]

shaolin monks move with such grace and finesse.

Wankers the lot of them.


Well they ARE! Literally!

 

[Mikah75]

Don't think they are actually as it's a worldly pleasure I suppose, against Buddha's teachings.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Don't think they are actually as it's a worldly pleasure I suppose, against Buddha's teachings.

Damn. That's true.

I could become one i guess, what being the Wankathon master and all

 

[Mey]

Shaolin monks kick so much arse! They're shows they do sometimes in the UK are supposed to be friggin amazing. Think theres one in Nottingham at the minute (running with the Dahlia Lamamamama)

 

[Marc]

That Karate dude is a noob. If he would have used the crane he would have won.

 

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doubt it marc.

 

[Lamp]

The monk has superb technique. Exquisite control. He could tear apart the taekwando guy in seconds if he really wanted.

 

[Wonk]

check out this guy - I got to love drunken style

YouTube - Drunken style kung fu
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drunken monkey is great to watch, found a vid on YT of a more experienced guy than this i believe.

edit: here

YouTube - world kung fu championship - portugal 2007 - drunken monkey

 

[Wonk]

Lamp, I belive you're the Judo guy around here? or is it Jiu-jitsu?

anyway, check out the yellow guy on this vid (if you haven't already).

YouTube - Kung Fu fighting competition
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Last vid, I promise

 

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YouTube - shaolin kungfu monks
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[Lamp]

Lamp, I belive you're the Judo guy around here? or is it Jiu-jitsu?

Jui Jitsu, mate

 

[Ezteq]

i wonder if they lose their mojo if they knock one off the wrist Oo


could be an excellant attack strategy if your planning to invade a shaolin temple, just go in and wank them all while theyre asleep then in the morning invade and they'd be all AH HA!! and you'd be all HA HA!! and they'd be all HUH?? and then you'd realise what you'd actually done so tbh you'd probably be a bit EW but you'd won so be like WOOHOO and they'd be all like OW and then they'd probably start wondering why they wanted a cigarette so badly.

 

[Bahumat]

Monkey just looks like something you'd do in a film for effect. The idea of doing all that nonesense to make your attack unpredictable is clever, but they just dance about and keep getting hit

 

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some of the stuff is fucking mental if you keep looking on YT.

there is footage of 5yr old kids displaying the same abilities.
theres also a couple of blokes actually smashing metal bars on their heard. sometimes it takes 2 goes but they do it.

the iron vest stuff is good too, someone gets balanced on the end of spears!

 

[Blackjack]

i wonder if they lose their mojo if they knock one off the wrist Oo


could be an excellant attack strategy if your planning to invade a shaolin temple, just go in and wank them all while theyre asleep then in the morning invade and they'd be all AH HA!! and you'd be all HA HA!! and they'd be all HUH?? and then you'd realise what you'd actually done so tbh you'd probably be a bit EW but you'd won so be like WOOHOO and they'd be all like OW and then they'd probably start wondering why they wanted a cigarette so badly.

Actually, from the taoist philosophy. An energy in the human body, Jing, is expended through your bodily fluids. And the fluid that expends the most Jing... is semen. And thus they are discouraged from ejaculating to preserve that energy.
And there is something about it, for energy purposes. No sexual contact 3 days before a match or fight gives me just alittle extra. (More than 3 days would be better... but tbh, more than 3 days and i'll cream all over the room during the night anyway.)

 

[Laddey]

Jui Jitsu, mate

Lamp, my main man.

If some rough neck started laying 24 shades of shit out of you in the pub, would you get all martial arty on his ass or just slap the cnut with a stool?

 

[old.Tohtori]

some of the stuff is fucking mental if you keep looking on YT.

there is footage of 5yr old kids displaying the same abilities.
theres also a couple of blokes actually smashing metal bars on their heard. sometimes it takes 2 goes but they do it.

the iron vest stuff is good too, someone gets balanced on the end of spears!

Saw a shaolin monk live show once. Funniest part of show was that they struck one of those spearheads on the floor, and while leaving stage spun it once more to make that "crack" noise on the floor, spearhead comes flying off and into the audience

Noone got hurt but damn it was cool.

 

[Lamp]

Lamp, my main man.

If some rough neck started laying 24 shades of shit out of you in the pub, would you get all martial arty on his ass or just slap the cnut with a stool?

Assuming confrontation is unavoidable, I don't think I'd use a stool. I'd most likely render him incapable of any further nastiness and make a hasty exit.

Been doing it for over 22 years, and hold a 3rd dan (highest grade in my style). I try not to get into such situations in the first place, but its not always possible to avoid trouble as you know...