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[Testin da Cable]

did I miss anything?

There have been 1876 threads and 22583 posts since your last visit!

eep. ah well 22k will be daoc anyhoo

 

[MYstIC G]

And just WHERE have you been young man?

 

[Testin da Cable]

working *cries*














and em...*cough*away*cough* And no, it has nothing to do with sex. Sadly enough

 

[Summo]

Ooh! A new-look underscore-free name for TdC! And capitals too! Welcome to the 21 Century, me old mukka! We missed you...

This is also a suitable thread for me to post my 'blonde' joke. I hadn't heard it before and I expect you lot to pretend you haven't either.

A blind man enters a ladies-only bar by mistake and finds his way to a bar stool to order a drink.

After sitting awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey! You wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, giving that you are blind, that you should know five things. The bartender is a blonde girl. The bouncer is a blonde girl. I'm a 6 feet tall, 120kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

 

[Trem]

*groan* to summo, welcome back TDC, missed ya also matey

 

[caLLous]

Haha.

Welcome back TdC (YAY! I can use capitals in your name now ).

 

[Wij]

:wub:



TdC = teh win !!

WB

 

[Wazzerphuk]

wb Andeh buddeh

(teehee Summo)

 

[Testin da Cable]

yay! missed you too peeplets *grins*

friday isn't it? let's all go down the pub and reunite. TdC has dibs on the first round!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Woohoo!

 

[S-Gray]

ahhh g'day heh

 

[Wij]

Booze please !

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Cocksucking please !

 

[caLLous]

"Plying with alcohol" must occur before "sucking cock".

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Felching please !

 

[caLLous]

Raincheck please!

 

[Testin da Cable]

*spray Wazz w/champers*

 

[caLLous]

A golden(ish) shower!

 

[Testin da Cable]

I'll have it straight from the bottle thanks

 

[caLLous]

They bottle it over there?

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by caLLous
"Plying with alcohol" must occur before "sucking cock".

Ive heard that alcohol afterwards gets rid of the taste

 

[Testin da Cable]

they...err...um


I...uh...prefer not to know things like that Laz

*fluffle*

 

[Hashmonster]

ello Tdc welcome back!

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
working *cries*














and em...*cough*away*cough* And no, it has nothing to do with sex. Sadly enough

Next time spit

 

[Wilier]

Hey git. I did ask

WB m8.

 

[mank!]

welcome home!

 

[Testin da Cable]

thanks

I'll be back to my normal ways methinks, except for a spell in august where the first two weeks will be courses on How Not To Break A Very Expensive Thing Called A Tandem [as in big 'poota] and the last two weeks will be vacationing.

 

[Mellow-]

welcome tdc

Summo R t3h funnee

 

[caLLous]

No he isn't. Stop making him think that.

 

[Mellow-]