Lyrics time

[Thorwyn]

Post your favourite song lyrics!
Cool, clever, sad, poetic, lyrical, moving, epic... whatever.

 

[Fast]

Jesus was a black man
No Jesus was Batman
No, no, no, no, not at all
That was Bruce Wayne

Kelly's Heroes - Black Grape

 

[Cerb]

"cold like some
magnificant skline
out of my reach
but always in my eyeline"

Dont know why but always thought that was a clever little one

 

[CorNokZ]

Always loved Green Day's Dookie album, so recently I bought it on vinyl and it just got even better.. Basket Case will always stand out

Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once
I am on oh those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it

Sometimes i give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
I'm just stoned

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my live's a bore
And quit no whining cause it's bringing her down

Grasping to control
So you better hold on

YouTube - Basket Case - Green Day (Official Music Video) [HD]

 

[old.Osy]

Ederlezi - Goran Bregovic


Same amala oro kelena
Oro kelena dive kerena
Sa o Roma
(Amaro dive
Amaro dive, Ederlezi
Ej... ah... )
Sa o Roma, babo, babo
Sa o Roma, o daje
Sa o Roma, babo, babo
Ej, Ederlezi
Sa o Roma, daje

Sa o Roma babo, E bakren cinen.
A me coro, dural besava.
A a daje, amaro dive.
Amaro dive erdelezi.
Ediwado babo, amenge bakro.
Sa o Roma, babo. E bakren cinen.
Eeee...j, Sa o Roma, babo babo, Sa o Roma daje.
Sa o Roma, babo babo, Erdelezi. Erdelezi, Sa o Roma Daje.
Eeee... Sa o Roma, babo babo, Sa o Roma daje. Sa o Roma, babo babo, Eeee...
Erdelezi, Erdelezi.
Sa o Roma Daje

 

[CorNokZ]

Ederlezi - Goran Bregovic

Click link
See Miley Cyrus
Obtain erection

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Jesus was a black man
No Jesus was Batman
No, no, no, no, not at all
That was Bruce Wayne

Kelly's Heroes - Black Grape

Personally I preferred "Neil Armstrong, astronaut he had balls bigger than King Kong. First big suit on the moon and he's off to play golf, HOLE IN ONE!"

In The Name of The Father.

Classic.

Not sure what I'd pick for personal choice of best lyrics. I suggest the original poster present his own instead of just asking

 

[Raven]

YouTube - Basket Case - Green Day (Official Music Video) [HD]

Same album (and what an album!)

something's on my mind
it's been for quite some time
this time i'm on to you
so where's the other face?
the face i heard before
your head trip's boring me

lets nuke the bridge we torched two thousand times before
this time we'll blast it all to hell
i've had this burning in my guts now for so long
my belly's aching now to say...

stuck down in a rut
of dislogic and smut
a side of you well hid
when it's all said and done
it's real and it's been fun
but was it all REAL fun?

lets nuke the bridge we torched two thousand times before
this time we'll blast it all to hell
i've had this burning in my guts now for so long
my belly's aching now to say..say..

you're just a fuck
i can't explain it 'cause i think you suck
im taking pride
in telling you to fuck off and die

i've had this burning in my guts now for so long
my belly's aching now to say
i've taken pleasure in the masochistic youth
so listen up cause you might miss..

you're just a fuck
i can't explain it 'cause i think you suck
im taking pride
in telling you to fuck off and die

good night

YouTube - Green Day - F.O.D. lyrics

Best album ever, shame they turned crap.

 

[Tuthmes]

Pharcyde - Drop

shit is-shit is ill, my flow still will spill
toxic slick to shock you sick like electrocute
when I execute, acutely over the rythym
on those that pollute, extra dosages is what I gotta give em
got em mad and tremblin
cause I been up in my lad assemblin
misslies, to bomb the enemy
because they envy me, and the making of my mad currency
currently I think we're in a state of an emergency
cause niggas done sold their souls, and now their souls is hollow
and I think they can't follow
they can't swollow, the truth because it hurts
this is how I put it down, this is my earth, my turf
the worth of my birth is a billion, and you know what time it is
I'm going to make a million

Lauryn Hill - Oh Jeruzalem

Realizing that there's no place else to go
And there's nobody I know who can help me
Text book solutions are so improbable
Cause everybody else is just as empty
Naked as the day that I was born, I tried to hide
...behind education and philosophy
Hopeless explanation to describe a situation
I can't see because the world's on top of me
Oh wretched man that I am, who will deliver me
From the body of this death
Freeing me from dust, and the superficial trust
Of an enemy that seeks to take my breath
Failing to connect, cause I'm morally defect
By reason of the God inside my head
Causing me to see, only what pertains to me
Believing I'm alive when I'm still dead
Limited to earth, unable to find out my worth
Cause I... can't see past my own vanity
If I'm not included, then I just have to remove it
From my mind because it has to be in sanity
Oh wretched man that I am, who will deliver me
From the body of this death
Can I even factor, that I've only been an actor
In this staged interpretation of this day
Focused on the shadow, with my back turned to the light
Too intelligent to see it's me in the way
What a paradox, having God trapped in a box
All this time professing to be spiritual
Naturally pretending, that I'm actually defending
God through my facade don't need material

2Pac - Only god can judge me now

I hear the doctor standing over me
screamin I can make it
Got a body full of bullet holes layin here naked
Still I, can't breathe, somethings evil in my IV
Cause everytime I breathe, I think they killin me
I'm having nightmares, homicidal fantansies
I wake up stranglin, danglin my bed sheets
I call the nurse cause it hurts, to reminisce
How did it come to this? I wish they didn't miss
Somebody help me, tell me where to go from here
Cause even Thugs cry, but do the Lord care?
Try to remember, but it hurts
I'm walkin through the cemetary talkin to the, dirt
I'd rather die like a man, than live like a coward
There's a ghetto up in Heaven and it's ours, Black Power
is what we scream as we dream in a paranoid state
And our fate, is a lifetime of hate
Dear Mama, can you save me? And fuck peace
Cause the streets got our babies, we gotta eat
No more hesitation each and every black male's trapped
And they wonder why we suicidal runnin round strapped
Mista, Po-lice, please try to see that it's
a million motherfuckers stressin just like me
Only God can judge me

Radiohead - Jigsaw falling into place

Just as you take my hand
Just as you write my number down
Just as the drinks arrive
Just as they play your favourite song
As your bad day disappears
No longer wound up like a spring
Before you've had too much
Come back in focus again

The walls are bending shape
You got a cheshire cat grin
All blurring into one
This place is on a mission

Before the night owl
Before the animal noises
Closed circuit cameras
Before you comatose

Before you run away from me
Before you're lost between the notes
The beat goes round and round
The beat goes round and round

I never really got there
I just pretended that I had
Words are blunt instruments
Words are sawn off shotguns

Well the list goes on and on.

 

[Fast]

Personally I preferred "Neil Armstrong, astronaut he had balls bigger than King Kong. First big suit on the moon and he's off to play golf, HOLE IN ONE!"

In The Name of The Father.

Classic.

Haha idd classic

 

[ilaya]

its only a game so you'd better believe im right!
im gonna be snookering you tonight!

 

[Lethul]

I can't stand to fly, I'm not that naive.
I'm just out to find, the better part of me
I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane
I'm a bird-plane
I'm a bird-plane
I'm a bird-plane

Part of me is a bird, the other part is a plane
See my feathers, hear my engines.
My beak and my hydraulic suspensions.
I'm a Bird-plane.
I'm a bird-plane!
I'm a bird-plane.
Check me out I'm a bird-plane

I wish I could cry, and fall upon my beak
Find a way to lie, and pretend I'm not a freak
It may sound insane; it might be absurd.
But I'm a plane, and I'm also a bird
You may be confused, now don't be naive,
'Cause I can eat petrol flavoured bird seed
'Cause I'm a bird plane.
I'm a bird plane.
I'm a bird plane.
A mother fucking bird plane.
And it's not easy to be a bird plane.

 

[cHodAX]

saw her drinking beer
Eatin peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate and i knew she had a car
She said her name was Debbie
She was a friend Jenny Creggs
She had boobs like water melons and breath like rotten eggs
I know your hungry
I can see it in your eyes
Cause your looking at me like i'm a side of fries
I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!

Woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows

Woooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Fat girl
She everthing i wanted and more
Fat girl
She can't fit through the door
woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows

I want to prove to you my feelings are for really
So i'm going to buy you a million happy meals yeah
I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin yeaaaahhhhh

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Fat girl
Is riding my jock again
Fat girl
is snacking on my cock againnnnnnnn
(ouch don't bite)

(Guitar solo)

My friends keep telling me i must be going blind
Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind yeeahhh
Even though some people point and laugh at us
You can kick their ass cause your bigger than a busssssssssssss

Fat girl
I can't believe your eating again
Fat girl
Where does your neck begin

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Fat girl
Put my hotdog into your heart
Fat girl
Your really really tons of fat

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Your my fat fat girl
You know i really love you
Cause you my fat fat girl

Woahhh
Come here baby where you going
(mooooo)
Your a cow
Come here baby hey
I love you
Ican't live without you
I can't live without you
Come here
Come here

(animal noises)

Its like a jungle in my apartment dude look at all those hot bitches and that one fat girl

 

[Ezteq]

*crys*

aw darling, you remembered our song
xxx

actually my fave lyrics are from the cadence in Heartbreak Ridge where Clint Eastwood tells his boys to come up with a marching song or else so one of them does:

Model A Ford and a tank fulla gas!
Hand fulla *beeeep* and a mouth fulla ass!!

hehe, absolutely love that bit, find myself singing it sometimes while shelving at the library though ^^

 

[cHodAX]

Steel Panther! The greatest live rock band in the WORLD!

I'm in Tokyo
looking for a Ho
Tried to score some blow
but I don't speak Japanese
Find a geisha girl
Take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my dick
And the bitch is on her knees

Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little motherfucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!

I'm in South Korea
Broke out with Gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That's why it hurts when I go pee
I feel like a jerk
cuz my dick won't work
It's like i got punched in the nuts
by a dude who knows Thai-chi

Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother fucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!

Hey, I'm the man with a plan
I'm fuckin' going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just fucking hookers in the can
Fuck the rest of the band
I'm fucking going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I'm fuckin gonna be the man!

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother fucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!
I want them Asian
Hookers!
Let's fuck some Asian
Hookers!!!!

 

[Shagrat]

Therapy - Diane

Hey little girl, wanna go for a ride
there's room in my wagon, it's parked right outside
we can cruise down Robbert Street all night long
but I think I'll just rape you and kill you instead

Diane, Diane, Diane

I hear there's a party at lake Cove
It would be so much easier if I drove
We could check it out, we could go and see
Come on take a ride with me

Diane, Diane, Diane

We lay down together for a while
I put all your clothes in a nice neat little pile
you're the cutest Girl I've ever seen in my life
but it's over now and with my knife

Diane, Diane, Diane

 

[mooSe_]

:lol:

The Head is a Head of a Serpent
From its Nostrils Mucus Trickles...
The Ears Are those of a Basilisk
The Body is a Sun Fish, Full of Stars

AHHHHHHHH EA, LORD OF THE DEPTHS!

His Horns Are Twisted into three Curls
The Base of His Feet Are Claws
His Name Is Sassu Wunnu
A Sea Monster. A Form of Ea

AHHHHHHH EA, LORD OF THE.....DEPTHS!!!!!!

 

[Vasconcelos]

asereje ja deje
dejebe tu dejebe
deseri iowa a mavy
an de bugui an de guidibidi
a sereje ja deje
dejebe tu dejebe
deseri iowa a mavy
an de bugui an de guidibidi

 

[cHodAX]

asereje ja deje
dejebe tu dejebe
deseri iowa a mavy
an de bugui an de guidibidi
a sereje ja deje
dejebe tu dejebe
deseri iowa a mavy
an de bugui an de guidibidi

teletubbies?

 

[Vasconcelos]

teletubbies?

You wish!

YouTube - Ketchup song original and full

 

[Genedril]

I was born as a pantomime horse
Ugly as the sun when he falls to the floor
I was cut from the wreckage one time
This is what I get for being that way

Well, did you ever
Did you ever go 'round with them?
Well, did you ever
Did you ever go 'round the bend?

I was conned by a circus hand
Tragic as the son of a superman
"I would die for the stars", she said
This is what I get for my beautiful head

 

[TdC]

I'm timeless like a broken watch,
I make money like Fred Astaire.

I see that you've come to resist me, I'm a pitbull in time.
The pretence is not what restricts me,
It's the circles inside.
The anatomy of kisses and a teacher who tries,
Who knows how we'll disappear.
Would you like to be my missus,
And in future with child?
You know that we can't get back from here.
We can get away.

Baby don't you try to find me.
Baby don't you try to fight.
Baby don't you try to find me.
Baby, it will be all right.

Along the way...
Tears drown in the wake of delight.
There's nothing like this built today.
You'll never see a finer ship in your life.
We sail today
Tears drown in the wake of delight.
There's nothing like this built today
You'll never see a finer ship
Or receive a better tip in your life.

I am the scavenger...
Between the sheets of union.
Lately I can't tell for sure,
whether machines turn anyone.
I am the scavenger...
Between the sheets of union.
Lately I can't tell for sure,
If the machines turn anyone.

Lady don't you try to find me.
Lady there is no need to fight.
Lady don't you try to find me.
Baby it will be all right.

We sail today...
Tears will drown in the wake of delight.
There's nothing like this built today.
You'll never see a finer ship in your life.
Along the way...
The sea will crowd us with lovers at night.
There's nothing like this built today.
You'll never see a finer ship,
Or receive a better tip in your life.

I see that you've come to resist me...
I'm a pitbull in time.

White Goddess, Red Goddess,
Black temptress of the sea, you treat me right.

Black Goddess, Red Goddess,
White temptress of the sea, you treat me right.

Oh my love we are sailing to Norway
Oh my love we're leaving tonight

 

[Moriath]

Teenage Lust - Jesus and Mary Chain

Little skinny girl she's doing it for the first time
little skinny girl she's doing it and it feels fine
she's taking hold and I'm holding on
holding on and my sense is gone
I got it you got it she's got it
she's taking hold of her sins now for the first time
well she's been told about sins now but it feels fine
she's taking hold and I'm holding on
holding on and my sense is gone
I got it you got it she's got it

 

[Trem]

One of those fucking awful black days when nothing is pleasing and everything that happens is an excuse for anger. An outlet for emotions stockpiled, an arsenal, an armour. These are the days when I hate the world, hate the rich, hate the happy, hate the complacent, the TV watchers, beer drinkers, the satisfied ones. Because I know I can be all of those little hateful things and then I hate myself for realising that. There's no preventative, directive or safe approach for living. We each know our own fate. We know from our youth how to be treated, how we'll be received, how we shall end. These things don't change. You can change your clothes, change your hairstyle, your friends, cities, continents but sooner or later your own self will always catch up. Always it waits in the wings. Ideas swirl but don't stick. They appear but then run off like rain on the windshield. One of those rainy day car rides my head implodes, the atmosphere in this car a mirror of my skull. Wet, damp, windows dripping and misted with cold. Walls of grey. Nothing good on the radio. Not a thought in my head.

Lets take life and slow it down incredibly slow, frame by frame with two minutes that take ten years to live out. Yeah, lets do that.

Telephone poles like praying mantras against the sky, metal arms outstretched. So much land travelled so little sense made of it. It doesn't mean a thing all this land laid out behind us. I'd like to take off into these woods and get good and lost for a while. I'm disgusted with petty concerns; parking tickets, breakfast specials. Does someone just have to carry this weight? Abstract typography, methane inconvenience, linear gospel, Nashville sales lady, and torturous lice, mad Elizabeth. Chemotherapy bullshit.

The light within you shines like a diamond mine, like an unarmed walrus, like a dead man face down on the highway. Like a snake eating its own tail, steam turbine, frog farm, two full closets burst open in disarray, soap bubbles in the sun, hospital death bed, red convertible, shopping list, blowjob, deaths head, devils dancing, bleached white buildings, memories, movements, the movie unfeeling, unreeling, about to begin.

I've seen your hallway, you're a darn call away, I've hear your stairs creak. I can fix my mind on your yes, and on your no. I'll film you face today in the sparkling canals, all red, yellow, blue, green brilliance and silver Dutch reflection. Racing thoughts, racing thoughts. All too real, you're moving so fast now I cant hold your image. This image I have of your face by the window, me standing beside you arm on your shoulder. A catalogue of images, flashing glimpses then gone again.

Every clear afternoon now I'll picture you up in the air twisting your heel, your knees up around me, my face in your hair. You scream so well, your smile so loud it still rings in my ears.

Imitation. Distant, tired of longing. Clean white teeth. Stay the course. Hold the wheel. Steer on to freedom. Open all the boxes.

Open all the boxes.

Open all the boxes.

Open all the boxes.

Times Square midday: newspaper buildings, news headlines going around, you watch as they go, and hope that some good comes. Those tree shadows in the park they're all whistling chasing leaves. Around six pm, shadows across cobblestones, girl in front of a bathroom mirror she slowly and carefully and paints her face green and mask like. A portrait. A green stripe. Long shot through apartment window, a monologue on top but no girl in shot. The light within you shines like a diamond mine, like an unarmed walrus, like a dead man face down on the highway. Like a snake eating its own tail steam turbine, frog farm, two full closets burst open in disarray, soap bubbles in the sun, hospital death bed, red convertible, shopping list, blowjob, deaths head, devils dancing, bleached white buildings, memories, movements. The movie unreeling, about to begin.

 

[Olgaline]

1#

Spoiler

You make my pants want to get up and dance.
You make my face want to grin.
You make my knees want to kneel downs say please,
Honey won't you kiss me again.
I was a lost and lonely make,
draggin' through life the best I can.
Till the day I laid my eye on you.
That day I decided what I had to do.

You make my pants want to get up and dance.
You make my face want to grin.
You make my knees want to kneel downs say please,
Honey won't you kiss me again.

Start the music, strike up the band,
I never done the boogie, but I believe I can.
Never met a girl half as sweet as you.
Nobody's ever moved half the moves you do.

You make my pants want to get up and dance.
You make my face want to grin.
You make my knees want to kneel downs say please,
Honey won't you kiss me again.

2#

Spoiler

Blown to much of me time
Buyin' Dinner and Wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find
That what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines
That save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool
I just prop on me stool
Right next to hers and I ask

Do you fuck on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
Cause you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour
I'd like you to be on it

You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bullshit you gotta go through
Like callin' her up
An' tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just a screw
But she wants to hold hands
And meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the shit
And get down to the goodies straight off

Do you fuck on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
Do you sleep in the nick
Do you give head very often
If we can decide you place or mine
We can fuck off then

You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
An you'd give a weeks pay to hold her
Don't sit actin' dumb
Just front her full on
and drop a few lines that I told ya
This new method of mine
Doesn't work every time, but then again no method does
I've been spat at and slapped
and need in the nackers
But then I've got a few fucks as well

Do you fuck on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
If the answer is no
to me questions above
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does

3#

Spoiler

Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy
There's too much hate and killin goin on
But when I see the bare chest of a woman
My worrys and my problems are all gone
No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl
Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world

Show them to me, show them to me
Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free
They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree
If you got, two fun bags,
Show them to me

I don't care if they don't match or ones bigger than the other
You could show me one, and I'll imagine the other
Even if you're really old, theres nothing wrong
Don't be sad your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long

Show them to me, show them to me
Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see
Just disrobe, show your globes and a happy man I'll be
If you got, dos chichi's,
Show them to me

I've met a lot of them, but never one I've hated
Even if you've had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated
Theres no such thing as a bad breast, I believe this much is true
If you're a big fat man I'm a titty fan and I'd love to see yours toooo

Show them to me, show them to me
Just like the girls gone wild on T.V.
Just lean back and show your rack and I'll be in ecstasy
If you got two casabas
Show them to me

All the world will live in harmony
It'll do you good, it'll give me wood, we'll make history
If you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time,
I said if you love your country yea
Then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to me

4#

Spoiler

Dear Penis,
I don't think I like anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be u and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like u anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like u anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like u anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever,
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls

5#

Spoiler

I know this chick she lives down on Melrose
She ain't satisfied without some pain
Friday night is goin' up inside her...again
Well crack the whip
'Cause that bitch is just insane
I'm serious

She's pretty tied up
Hangin' upside down
She's pretty tied up
An you can ride her
She's pretty tied up
Hangin' upside down
I can't tell you she's the right one
Oh no,oh no,oh no
Once there was this rock n' roll band rollin' on the streets
Time went by and it became a joke
We just needed more and more fulfilling- Uh-huh
Time went by and it all went up in smoke
But check it out

She's pretty tied up
Hangin' upside down
She's pretty tied up
An you can ride her
She's pretty tied up
Hangin' upside down
Ohh I can't tell you she's the
right one
Oh no,oh no,oh no
Once you made that money it costs more now
It might cost a lot more than you'd think
I just found a million dollars
That someone forgot
It's days like this that push me o'er the brinks
Cool and stressing
(pronounced:Kool ranch dres'ing)

She's pretty tied up
Hangin' upside down
She's pretty tied up
An you can ride her
She's pretty tied up
Hangin' upside down
And I can't tell you she's the
right one
Oh she's the right one...[etc.]

(But I can tell you a thing or two
'Bout somethin' else
If you really wanna know-Know what
I'm sayin')