Love-sickness

[Imgormiel]

Are you suffering from love sickness? | Mail Online

I guess I am not very well atm

 

[Raven]

Go see a whore, problem solved.

 

[megadave]

got insomnia, 'bout it!

 

[Ezteq]

Go see a whore, problem solved.

I did, she said my life's a bore and to quit my whining fuss cos it was bringing her down...then she charged me £45 to do the housework in a hamster outfit and left

lol I do like the symptoms though, tbh they are all me on a normal day!

Mania -
abnormally elevated mood, check
inflated self-esteem, hmm not so much tbh
extravagant gift-giving extravagent no, gifts yes

Obsessive compulsive disorder -
preoccupation, Hmm? check
checking, checks...yep, check
hygiene rituals, check
hoarding valueless but superstitiously resonant items.check

 

[russell]

Yes.I. Am.

 

[Edmond]

Jesus.....women!!

 

[russell]

I do have those symptoms.

(for a little old man at the gym called Wilf... he is such a sweetie, always checking if i'm ok and smiling at me and saying 'go on girl, give it some welly' ...hmmm what extravagant gifts can I buy him... 2 bottles of Drench for a £1?)

 

[cHodAX]

It is either herpes or love sickness, the symptoms are so similair who can tell?

 

[sayward]

I do have those symptoms.

(for a little old man at the gym called Wilf... he is such a sweetie, always checking if i'm ok and smiling at me and saying 'go on girl, give it some welly' ...hmmm what extravagant gifts can I buy him... 2 bottles of Drench for a £1?)

Where are all the young men in gyms? Or do they only go in the evenings? Daft question really, they'd have not to be working or maybe millionaires...... Now there's a thought!

 

[Imgormiel]

I did, she said my life's a bore and to quit my whining fuss cos it was bringing her down...then she charged me £45 to do the housework in a hamster outfit and left

lol I do like the symptoms though, tbh they are all me on a normal day!

Mania -
abnormally elevated mood, check
inflated self-esteem, hmm not so much tbh
extravagant gift-giving extravagent no, gifts yes

Obsessive compulsive disorder -
preoccupation, Hmm? check
checking, checks...yep, check
hygiene rituals, check
hoarding valueless but superstitiously resonant items.check

Me = unrequited love = check...

 

[Syri]

I did, she said my life's a bore and to quit my whining fuss cos it was bringing her down...then she charged me £45 to do the housework in a hamster outfit and left

lol I do like the symptoms though, tbh they are all me on a normal day!

Mania -
abnormally elevated mood, check
inflated self-esteem, hmm not so much tbh
extravagant gift-giving extravagent no, gifts yes

Obsessive compulsive disorder -
preoccupation, Hmm? check
checking, checks...yep, check
hygiene rituals, check
hoarding valueless but superstitiously resonant items.check

been listening to a bit too much green day?

 

[Ezteq]

I admit to purchasing a hooker in a hamster outfit and all you note is the greenday lyric-stealing?? Anyway, yes, yes I have I had it on tape dude when it first came out lol!

Russ and Wiiiilf sittin in a tree g-y-m-m--i-n-g!!!

 

[russell]

Russ and Wiiiilf sittin in a tree g-y-m-m--i-n-g!!!

Its working dude. I can feel the love.
Wilf held my water bottle today (whilst I locked up my bike) AND he winked at me when he was on the stepper and I was oppostite him on the rowing machine. He also told me that he is 73!!!!

 

[Ezteq]

that's brilliant lool I am quite literally sat here giggling my glasses off, you go girlfriend!!

 

[cHodAX]

Its working dude. I can feel the love.
Wilf held my water bottle today (whilst I locked up my bike) AND he winked at me when he was on the stepper and I was oppostite him on the rowing machine. He also told me that he is 73!!!!

Get your coat, you've pulled!

 

[Talivar]

I went to a whore she said my lifes a bore!

 

[Syri]

I admit to purchasing a hooker in a hamster outfit and all you note is the greenday lyric-stealing?? Anyway, yes, yes I have I had it on tape dude when it first came out lol!

Russ and Wiiiilf sittin in a tree g-y-m-m--i-n-g!!!

maybe that just didn't surprise me

 

[Ezteq]

actually in all honesty I have frequently wondered about the cost difference between hiring a professional cleaner and just getting a hooker and saying 'look love, how much to hoover the carpet and do the washing up?' but went off the idea after I saw some of the native hookers of Bournemouth...


less belle de jour than big ben tbh *shudder*

 

[Talivar]

Hmm hiring hookers to do housework and cook few meals could eventually repalce relationships! Clean house, fed and sex and without being forced to watch eastenders! bet its cheaper in long run aswell!.Your onto a winning idea here tbh, rent a wifes/husbands

 

[Dukat]

Get me to the hospital, I'm a terminal case!

 

[old.Tohtori]

2005 article? Surely we got fresher ones

The symptoms are fun though, basically saying if you breathe, you COULD be lovesick".

 

[cHodAX]

I am definately muffsick.

 

[russell]

but went off the idea after I saw some of the native hookers of Bournemouth...


less belle de jour than big ben tbh *shudder*

Oh no! They cant ALL be bad?

What about the dancing ladies of the Peppermint Hippo at Bournemouth?

I keep on at Ed to go for a drink there, so I can go too and see how tacky it really is (I have a curiosity about this venue bordering on a mild obsession) but I think he is worried that he would just spontanously combust.

I know some women who have been, but I wanna see if all the rumours are true for myself.

 

[Lamp]

Go see a whore, problem solved.

or move to essex, same thing

 

[Dukat]

Oh no! They cant ALL be bad?

What about the dancing ladies of the Peppermint Hippo at Bournemouth?

I keep on at Ed to go for a drink there, so I can go too and see how tacky it really is (I have a curiosity about this venue bordering on a mild obsession) but I think he is worried that he would just spontanously combust.

I know some women who have been, but I wanna see if all the rumours are true for myself.

Spearmint Rhino! There are no hippos in bournemouth!

 

[Ezteq]

Oh no! They cant ALL be bad?

What about the dancing ladies of the Peppermint Hippo at Bournemouth?

I keep on at Ed to go for a drink there, so I can go too and see how tacky it really is (I have a curiosity about this venue bordering on a mild obsession) but I think he is worried that he would just spontanously combust.

I know some women who have been, but I wanna see if all the rumours are true for myself.

we should go...I may need some ideas for dance moves from teh pros for future reference Oo

 

[Edmond]

Do they have a cresh (sp)?

 

[russell]

Spearmint Rhino! There are no hippos in bournemouth!

I know what its called!!! I was speaking in code Roger.

 

[Edmond]

Over.....

 

[sayward]

n Out..........