Lotr, daoc style

[old.Tohtori]

Here's a little bit to keep those hungry one at bay...pay..something...

Neo: grah...ever since the last patch my GFX been buggered.

Trinity: WTF?

Neo: The buildings and shit look like green numbers.

Trinity: Well tank still don't got his f***ing PW so stop complaining.

Neo: I was wondering where he was.

Morpheus: Everyone meet at 13GMT in Sion for Guildmeet.

Trinity: Great...another whinemeet about the Albs zerging Sion...

Neo: Well the new Sentry class is a bit uber...i mean...8 hands?

Trinity: Still tincans, you got a savage so you can probably take 3fg's alone.

Neo: Yeah but i'll run out of end.

Trinity: Boohoo...

 

[si1verwolf]

Love the LoTR stuff (best DAoC comedy material in a long lon gtime!!!) and Seels stuff ain't bad either...

Anyone come up with a StarWars episode 1 or 2 version?... that should be fairly good material! ...Seel I dropped a gauntlet for you!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ask and thou shalt reciiiieve-ah!

Well, don't know how funny these are but..here's a few...

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Akakin005: Need help with epic armor quest.

Ob1KenoB: Sure. What class?

Anakin005: Jedi of the Dark Side.

Ob1KenoB: ...??

J4rJ4rBlinks: M3s4 th1nk 4n4k1n 1n wr0ng g4m3.

Ob1KenoB: Shut up Jar. Anakin, this is DAoC, not SW:G...

Anakin005: Oh. brb.

J4rJ4rBlinks: M3s4 th1nk 4n4k1n n00b.

Ob1KenoB: Start writing things normally ffs...

J4rJ4rBlinks: w3ll s0rry! Th0ught i'd h4v3 s0m3 fun...

Ob1KenoB: Better. It's not a rp server "¤&wit...

Anakin006: back!
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Anakin008: FFS! This horseroute is gimbed!

Ob1KenoB: ???

Anakin008: It goes around and around and around...

Ob1KenoB: Anakin...

Anakin008: And around and around...

Ob1KenoB: ANAKIN!!

Anakin008: What?

Ob1KenoB: That's the racetrack...n00b...

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(And a little glimpse at SW: DAoC RvR battle: )

QuiGon: Ob1KenoB...you sure the alb came here?

Ob1KenoB: Damn sure. Saw him stealth right there.

QuiGon: Hmm...i'll use detect hidden...

Ob1KenoB: There he is!

Ob1KenoB misses Darth_Mule.

Dart_Mule misses QuiGon.

QuiGons attack was evaded by Darth_Mule...

<10 minutes later>

Darth_Mule misses Ob1KenoB.



QuiCon: Oom.



QuiCon evades Darth_Mule.

Ob1KenoB misses Darth_Mule.


Ob1KenoB: This is point-f***ckin-less!

QuiGon: Well i3525!11

QuiCon was just killed by Darth_Mule.

Ob1KenoB: NOOOO!

 

[Sharma]

Meh, who is responsible for bumping this? ;p

 

[NiTr0z]

ALMOST cant belive i read all of that... but i did, and most worthy of my time it was.

 

[old.Odysseus]

omfgroflmao TEH funneh!