Lost your bottle opener?

[Vladamir]

Fear not!. Open your bottle with a piece of paper!

http://www.lockergnome.com/diy/how-to-open-a-beer-bottle-with-a-piece-of-paper/

 

[Heta]

ok, then you just need to find a A4 paper...

always keep a bottle opener in your key chain tbh!

 

[Gamah]

lol, i just smash the bottle and lick the floor

 

[-Freezingwiz-]

ok, then you just need to find a A4 paper...

always keep a bottle opener in your key chain tbh!

or just have an other beer bottle near u to open the next with, full or empty all works


but I always wanted to be able to open with a news paper, but that is quite hard acually

 

[Thadius]

or just have an other beer bottle near u to open the next with, full or empty all works


but I always wanted to be able to open with a news paper, but that is quite hard acually

Just find a chav and open it with his faux gold teeth

 

[snushanen]

nice way to open a bottle.

I can always open a bottle with something i always carry with me, a box of "snus"

 

[Wonk]

that's pretty cool actually I usually cant find my bottle opener when I need it, so I might aswell practice a little with a news paper.

 

[Urgluf]

easy to open with a firelighter (sp?) or a spoon/fork whatever

 

[DavidH]

Ye, what a complete waste of time when you can just use a lighter, bit of a stone table/(other type of hard furniture) or whatever

 

[Dreamor]

Ssaw a guy years ago use his teeth... until it broke... I laughed so much

 

[Cedon]

nice way to open a bottle.

I can always open a bottle with something i always carry with me, a box of "snus"

Same here, I never walk around without "Snus" so always have something to open with

 

[Cedon]

ok, then you just need to find a A4 paper...

always keep a bottle opener in your key chain tbh!

or keep a powerdrill in your keychain
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mnlW6qUn5lc

 

[Kathal]

Or just do it with a coin.

or keep a powerdrill in your keychain
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mnlW6qUn5lc

Yeah if want pieces of metal and glass in your beer. What a dumb smartass

 

[Weever]

or keep a powerdrill in your keychain
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mnlW6qUn5lc

lol! wot a stupid pikey

 

[[slim]]

Teh guy in the video has a coin hidden in the paper anyway Lame. You can see it watch the video and around the 1.30 mark the coin slides out a little when he can do it ... loser ... use the edge of the table.

 

[Weever]

Teh guy in the video has a coin hidden in the paper anyway Lame. You can see it watch the video and around the 1.30 mark the coin slides out a little when he can do it ... loser ... use the edge of the table.

and if u look carefully just b4 the coin comes out u can see the paper is bent around a circular shape actually was beleiving u can do it till i looked carefully after ur post

 

[[slim]]

Yup .. all 1 big hoax

 

[Weever]

Yup .. all 1 big hoax

ah well still nice to no i can open a bottle with a penny and a piece of A4 paper wen im out at a party or wotever and dnt have an opener on me

 

[crispy]

When i got one beer on me i also always have another to open with, when i reach the last beer and can't open it then ive usually also had enough - the system works perfectly!

Else just use an empty bottle.

But in the VERY rare case that you only have one beer left (the one beer you couldnt open the night before) theres is only one thing to do: BUY MORE!!!



Best bottle opening ive seen was with a rubber shoe :> the struggle lasted 5 min.

 

[Lamp]

What does the guy want ? A round of applause ?

 

[leviathane]

so much fcking effort to open a bottle.

 

[swords]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bv9Delp5XQE&mode=related&search=
winner.

 

[Lamp]

Teh guy in the video has a coin hidden in the paper anyway Lame. You can see it watch the video and around the 1.30 mark the coin slides out a little when he can do it ... loser ... use the edge of the table.

Watched it again. Slim's right. He's using a coin.

 

[old.Tohtori]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bv9Delp5XQE&mode=related&search=
winner.

Good runner UP.