Lorraine Kelly

[Mikah75]

So, me and my flat mates are all sitting in the living room, turn on the pc and Blue Peter's on. Was painful to watch so Matt flicks to ITV, and the Paul O'Grady show's on and Lorraine Kelly is guest presenting it or something, and other flat mate Seb blurts out, "wait! leave it on, man she's so gorgeous, i'd love to do her!"

we all just piss ourselves at him, and i think that is quite rough
so!

would you bone Lorraine Kelly?

 

[Neffneff]

would certainly consider it, though i do think some thought would be required.

 

[tris-]

shes supposed to be sexy according to something i heard on tv.

so i probably would.

 

[cHodAX]

I'd splash the gash.

 

[Levin]

Indeed, i would have to put a committée on it and make sure all the proper research is done before reaching any conclusions.

Seriously speaking, aren't threads like this a little bit.. pubertile?

 

[evzy]

50/50

 

[tris-]

Seriously speaking, aren't threads like this a little bit.. pubertile?

na its just what gay men do. someone mentions a naughty word like penis and they all flap arms around and giggle like little girls

 

[Lethul]

her? sure why not

 

[DocWolfe]

I'd break her back

 

[Vladamir]

I'd splash the gash.

Worth a squirt

 

[leviathane]

i recon she's got asuch a kinkeh side, so ye sure hwy not

 

[Nate]

didnt Bo Selecta do a spoof of her? ;p after seeing that i don't reckon i would.

 

[tris-]

didnt Bo Selecta do a spoof of her? ;p after seeing that i don't reckon i would.

have you seen me grrowwwwler?

 

[Vladamir]

didnt Bo Selecta do a spoof of her? ;p after seeing that i don't reckon i would.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Yz8z075nY

xD

 

[tris-]

http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/cinerama/comedy/98/right.html

 

[Nate]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Yz8z075nY

xD

hehe thats so fucking nasty ;/ <3 avid

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Lorraine with her hands wrapped round a large tool!![/FONT]

 

[Kronic]

nude pictures also available for the swing voters

 

[Gamah]

No fucking way.

 

[Hawkwind]

8 pints and cloth hood

 

[Cerb]

Worth a squirt

Do for a poke if the telly was broke

 

[Mojo]

6 pints and im there!

 

[Sparx]

i would tap it after a few beers

 

[Chronictank]

no
sorry ><

 

[Bracken]

The most annoying bint on t.v. - thick as 2 short planks and the most grating whiney voice going. No thanks uke:

 

[evzy]

The most annoying bint on t.v. - thick as 2 short planks and the most grating whiney voice going. No thanks uke:

That and she isnt a goat eh......

 

[Sharaft]

Worth a squirt

heh, that rhymed

 

[Sparx]

huh?