Lord of the Rings to DaoC parodies, add your own

[Ekydus]

Saruman says something in a language you don't understand.
Saruman laughs at Gandalf!
Saruman laughs at Gandalf!
You target [Wizard]
You examine Saruman. He is a member of an enemy realm!
Saruman laughs at Gandalf!
[Guild] Gandalf: "Fucking Saruman! Damn realm hopping lamer!"
Gandalf attacks Saruman with his staff and misses!
Saruman laughs at Gandalf!
Gandalf attacks Saruman with his staff and hits!
Saruman just died!
[Guild] Gandalf: "LOLZ STAFF KILL!! xDD"
[Guild] Gollum: "xDDDDD"

 

[Lumikki]

<falls off the chair laughing>

priceless

xx

 

[wildsorcerer]

:great:

 

[[DK]hakke]

Originally posted by Ekydus
Saruman says something in a language you don't understand.
Saruman laughs at Gandalf!
Saruman laughs at Gandalf!
You target [Wizard]
You examine Saruman. He is a member of an enemy realm!
Saruman laughs at Gandalf!
[Guild] Gandalf: "Fucking Saruman! Damn realm hopping lamer!"
Gandalf attacks Saruman with his staff and misses!
Saruman laughs at Gandalf!
Gandalf attacks Saruman with his staff and hits!
Saruman just died!
[Guild] Gandalf: "LOLZ STAFF KILL!! xDD"
[Guild] Gollum: "xDDDDD"

Rofl, damn good :great:

 

[dimerian]

Nice topic

Was writing alrdy many but then noticed I dont remember well all places names so cba :<

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by jeweltje

7)

Saruman has joined the guild
[Guild] Frodo: wtf
[Guild] Sam: wtf
[Guild] Boromir: wtf
Gandalf has promoted Saruman to Officer!
[Guild] Saruman: wtf

*giggles*