Lord of the Rings to DaoC parodies, add your own

[jeweltje]

add your own parodies

1)

[Alliance] Orc: Keepraid in Helmsdeep in 5 mins cg join Saruman
[Alliance] Orc: Glasny on pad

2)

*** Frodo: anyone know how to get in Mordor? ***
*** Gandalf: buy a portal scroll my young lad ***
Seril is in combat currently
Seril is in combat currently
Seril is in combat currently
Frodo says," a feckit"

3)

Cavetroll was just killed by Legolas!
[Group] Legolas: ding RR6l3
[Group] Boromir: grats
[Group] Pippin: grats

4)

[Alliance] Aragorn: aprox 83213 fg orcs mg mordor
[Alliance] Gandalf: I smell relic raid

5)

Haldir was just killed by an orc!
[Group] Haldir: damn zergs
[Group] Haldir: rez pls
[Group] Aragorn: soz no bard:/ release

6)

Gandalf says,"THOU SHALT NOT PASS!"
Gandalf was just killed!
[Group] Gandalf: rofl 1337 jump

7)

Saruman has joined the guild
[Guild] Frodo: wtf
[Guild] Sam: wtf
[Guild] Boromir: wtf
Gandalf has promoted Saruman to Officer!
[Guild] Saruman: wtf

8)

*** Gollem: can som1 plz craft me a preciousss ***
*** Frodo: did someone complete Destroy the Ring quest? I'm stuck ***


9)

Aragorn says,"Legolas! shoot him! shoot hiim!"
Elf Bowman was just killed by Uruk-hai
Elf Commander was just killed by Uruk-hai
Elf Bowman was just killed by Uruk-hai
Elf Bowman was just killed by Uruk-hai
Elf Swordsman was just killed by Uruk-hai
Elf Bowman was just killed by Uruk-hai
Elf Bowman was just killed by Uruk-hai
Elf Commander was just killed by Uruk-hai
etc.

10)

[Guild] A Commander of your outpost has been killed with 10293 enemies in the area!
[Guild] A Bowman of your outpost has been killed with 10293 enemies in the area!
[Guild] Gimli: oi..

11)

[Alliance] Xfear: "Mordor raid gathering at the black gates, cg join xfear"

 

[Twaize]

King Arth... Aragorn has returned

 

[jeweltje]

 

[Xeanor]

rofl @ #11

 

[tripitaka]

'Bored of the Rings' and never even seen the films or read the book.

Occasionally bored of DAOC.

 

[jeweltje]

Originally posted by tripitaka
'Bored of the Rings' and never even seen the films or read the book.

Occasionally bored of DAOC.

starting to wonder why you opened the post

 

[Tesla Monkor]

8) is by far the best. =)

 

[klavrynd]

'Bored of the Rings'

haha, nice one

 

[NetNifty]

when merry or poppin or whatever his name is knocks the armor down the well:

[Group]Gandulf: OMG N00B!

 

[rayzor_e_w]

Originally posted by NetNifty
when merry or poppin or whatever his name is knocks the armor down the well:

[Group]Gandulf: OMG N00B!

 

[Twaize]

Gandalf speaking to Saruman:

Gandalf says "Flesh??"

 

[Danya]

Originally posted by klavrynd
haha, nice one

Bored of the Rings is a book, I have it.

 

[Lumikki]

Haha, great stuff!

xx

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Marvelous

 

[old.Jable]

Originally posted by tripitaka
'Bored of the Rings' and never even seen the films or read the book.

"Bored" of the Rings, hilarious

is this a bad time to mention its one of the most rewarding literary experiences available to man, or would that be too many long words? maybe a chewable version would float your boat?

 

[oyhodollex]

[Party] Orc: Yay. We win!
[Party] Fuck-off huge Elephant: Oh, spiffing.
[Party] Nazgul: Ah fuck shit.
[Party] Fuck-off huge Elephant: What's the matter dear boy?
[Party] Orc: 20fg of Bonedancers led by a ranger.
[Party] Fuck-off huge Elephant: Woe!
[Party] Nazgul: stfu roleplayer. im gonna right now about ur name.

 

[Whisperess]

Nice PBAE deathspam from #9

 

[Wij]

Gandalf: "Well Frodo, which way shall we choose ?"
Frodo: "We'll go through the mines."
Gandalf: "..."
Frodo: "Moria doesn't get itemised until the next patch. We can farm cash to buy pointy hats with !!!!eleven"
Gandalf: "skillz"

 

[SoulFly Amarok]

When does this thread turn funny

 

[klavrynd]

when people add the link so you can ead the entire story instead of postfarming with random exerpts

 

[cHodAX]

Originally posted by SoulFly Amarok
When does this thread turn funny

When I slap you across the face with my schlong of doom


/schlongslap


Happy now?

 

[Twaize]

No he is not... He turned the other chin.

 

[allnewdave]

Thats a good post =)

 

[krait]

[Group] Frodo: Where the hell are you leading us Gollum ?!
[Group] Sam: You've got no fecking idea have you Gollum ?
[Group] Gollum: I'm telling ya ,it's 1337 xp there...no1 eva goes there >.<
[Group] Gollum: And neway fatty,all ya eva do is craft,wadda u know.........1337 itamz i tell ya
[Group] Frodo: I do'nt suppose it'll do any harm Sam ,once we get to the top of the stairs....

 

[Ottar]

> Bored of the Rings is a book

While yer at it, check out Pat Murphy's "There And Back Again", the good old Hobbit set as a space opera

Ottar

 

[Twaize]

[Group]Aragorn: How can u be alive? That spear could go through a mid!
Frodo flashes his mithril armor!
[Group]Gimli: Looks like something Chretien crafted!

 

[old.Gryllus]

[Group] Boromir: Nice ring Frodo, stats?
[Group] Frodo: Erm, 100% qua, 37% dur, 35% bonus, +80 stealth, 20.000 range true sight, as side effect it turns its master into a death servant. Crafted by Sauron.
[Group] Boromir: WTF! Nerf jewelcrafting, I thought they make it overpowered. Are we going to do /random 100 for it?
[Group] Frodo: Nah, Gandalf gave it to me. I keep it.
[Group] Boromir WFTN00b halfling! Gifv ring!

...

Boromir was killed by BigUglyOrc!

BigUglyOrc was killed by Legolas!
...
[Group] Aragorn: Nice rolling battle guys, just farmed 20k RP.
[Group] Aragorn: WTF, Frodo and Sam disbanded, or LD?

 

[Ekydus]

Frodo attacks the Orc Warrior with his sword and misses!
Frodo attacks the Orc Warrior with his sword and misses!
Frodo attacks the Orc Warrior with his sword and misses!
The Orc Warrior attacks Frodo with his sword and hits!
Frodo just died!
[Party] Gandalf: "WTF?"
[Guild] Gollum: "LOLZ MY PRECIOUS xDDDD"
[Party] Legolas: "Amagaad!"
[Party] Sam: "FFS"
[Party] Frodo: "Fucking Savages!"

--

(Region) You have left Gondor.
You have entered Mordor.
[Guild] Sam: "..."
[Guild] Frodo: "Fuck. Wrong ticket."

--

Members of The Fellowship currently online:
1) Gandalf <Guildmaster> the level 50 Wizard in Lebennin
2) Gimli <Guildmaster> the level 50 Warrior in Misty Mountains
3) Sam <Officer> the level 45 Ranger the Shire
4) Legolas <Guildmaster> the level 50 Ranger in hills of evendim
5) Frodo <Guildmaster> the level 46 Ranger in the Shire
6) Aragorn <Guildmaster> the level 50 Scout in hills of evendim
7) Gollum <Warrior> the level 49 Hunter in Ettenmoors
Gandalf has promoted Gollum to Officer!
[Guild] Sam: "Teh f00k?"
[Guild] Gimli: "OMFG"
[Guild] Frodo: "Why the fuck did you promote him :/"
[Officers] Gollum: "MY PRECIOUS xDDDDDDDDD"

--

[Chat] Gandalf: "We must pass through Mirkwood to reach Bree, before the army of Mordor advance."
[Chat] Randomplayer: "LOLZ STLONG ROLEPLAY"
[Chat] Anotherrandomplayer: "lmao"
[Chat] Gollum: "xDDDDDDDDDDD"

--

You have accepted the trade.
Frodo has accepted the trade.
Trade Completed. 1 items for 0 items.
[Guild] Frodo: "Put on the ring."
Your class can't use this item!
[Guild] Gandalf: "How much does the ring salvage for?"
[Guild] Gollum: "NONONO MY PRECIOUS :<<<"

 

[~Mobius~]

Originally posted by Ekydus
(Region) You have left Gondor.
You have entered Mordor.
[Guild] Sam: "..."
[Guild] Frodo: "Fuck. Wrong ticket."

 

[Coim-]

Old as hell, stolen from somewhere else, but still the best;

Gatekeeper: Speak friend and enter
Frodo: Enter exit


[Group] Frodo: WTF? Where's the Dwarf King?
[Group] Aragorn: Guess he hasn't popped.
[Group] Merry: Wanna biscuit!
[Group] Gandalf: STFU Merry.
[Group] Frodo: Seriously, there's no Dwarves anywhere. WTF?
[Group] Samwise: Hey a goblin! I didn't know they popped here.
[Group] Frodo: What con?
[Group] Samwise: Blue to me.
[Group] Merry: Pulling...
[Group] Frodo: No! They add!
[Group] Samwise: inc 2
[Group] Samwise: Make that 6.
[Group] Gandalf: More like 20.
[Group] Aragorn: @#%$! Try to get to the zone point!
[Group] Gandalf: On me!
[Group] Aragorn: Tanking 4.
[Group] Galdalf: ON ME DAMMIT!
[Group] Merry: Weee!
[Group] Frodo: Sprint!
[Group] Aragorn: Frodo, Give Gandalf the ring. He can use it to get away then come back and res maybe.
[Group] Frodo: Trade bugged.
[Group] Aragorn: Trade bugged my ass, you just don't want to give it up. Hand it over!
[Group] Frodo: NO! IT'S PRECIOUS!
[Group] Gandalf: Balrog add!
Gandalf kills the Balrog!
Gandalf has just been killed by a Balrog!
[Group] Aragorn: Merry you idiot!
[Group] Frodo: Zoned safely.

_________________________________

[Group] Frodo: Jesus what a pain!
[Group] Samwise: I know.
[Group] Frodo: How many orc adds did we get there?
[Group] Aragorn: About 25 or so.
[Group] Frodo: Where is everyone?
[Group] Samwise: I'm right next to you.
[Group] Boromir: I released. gl guys. Logging.
[Group] Aragorn: Leg, Gimli and I are all together. Where are you guys?
[Group] Legolas: Gandalf never came back after going LD.
[Group] Frodo: Merry? Pippin?
Aragorn sends "WTF? Don't get Merry back, the guy is a moron!"
You send "WTF am I supposed to do? He's still in the grp. He's gonna want to get back with us." to Aragorn
[Group] Merry: Biscuit!
[Group] Pippin: We're surrounded by aggro Orcs. Can't move.
[Group] Frodo: We'll come get you.
[Group] Aragorn: Once we find each other lol.
[Group] Samwise: This is stupid. We're all spread out.
[Group] Legolas: I'm out of arrows. Can we head back to town first?
[Group] Frodo: You idiot. Why didn't you bring enough?
[Group] Legolas: WTF? We were supposed to get on the boat and go down the river. What did I need arrows for?
[Group] Frodo: Gee, I don't know. Maybe cuz you're a RANGER!
[Group] Legolas: Up yours.
[Group] Aragorn: Guys... dont' argue...
[Group] Legolas: Hey, at least I specced my bow. Better than your blade-specced ass.
[Group] Aragorn: Well at least *I* didn't get rid of my Archer's Bracer just to get a +CHA item.
[Group] Legolas: Well, I gotta look good, you know.
[Group] Aragorn: I hate it when people gimp themselves for roleplay purposes. WTF is up with that!?
[Group] Pippin: These orcs are coming a bit closer now.
[Group] Merry: Should I pull one?
[Group] Pippin: If you do, I'll disband and run, you imbecile.
[Group] Merry: Biscuit!
[Group] Gimli: we r ub3r. we shld hunt more.
[Group] Frodo: Gawd I hate leet.
[Group] Gimli: i m w4y mor3 lee+ th4n joo.
[Group] Legolas: Hey, I LIKE having a high CHA. It's important.
[Group] Aragorn: For what!? You're a RANGER. You're a god damn CHA specced RANGER!
[Group] Pippin: /gu god I'm with a stupid group.
[Group] Frodo: ...
[Group] Pippin: mistell
[Group] Aragorn: Look. Let's all just meet up. Frodo what's your loc.
[Group] Frodo: Lets split up and form individual groups. I think that might be best.
[Group] Gimli: d3wd... we all h4ve tha same quest! Why split?
[Group] Frodo: CUZ WE'RE ALL OVER THE ZONE YOU MORON!
[Group] Legolas: I mean, what's the point of not being pretty?
[Group] Merry: Pulling! Wee!
[Group] Pippin: God dammit, Merry!
[Group] Aragorn: Well, you might hit things once in a while, Legolas.
[Group] Legolas: WTF are you talking about? I hit every time!
[Group] Aragorn: Yeah, but you got lucky.
[Group] Legolas: To hell I did! And speaking of gimping yourself what's up with being a human Ranger? Rangers need qui and dex, you know.
[Group] Aragorn: I'm blade specced. I needed the CON more.
[Group] Legolas: And don't even start with me on over-roleplaying. We were all ready to go and you were busy RPing with that elf champ chick back in town.
[Group] Aragorn: Dude. Arwen is my eternal lover.
[Group] Legolas: We didn't have room to group her. Say no and move on. RP on your own time, dude.
[Group] Frodo: Oh to hell with it. I'm logging till the next movie.
Frodo has left the group.
___________________________________________

You have entered Orc Infested Forest.
No monster Target in range.
No monster Target in range.
No monster Target in range.
No monster Target in range.
Members of Fellowship of the Ring currently online:
1. Frodo the Level 1 Stalker in Orc Invested Forest
2. Legolas the Level 23 Ranger in Rivendale
[Guild] Frodo: Hey, Leg. Wanna work on the quest?
[Guild] Legolas: Can't. Busy.
[Guild] Frodo: Busy doing what?
[Guild] Legolas: Looking at myself in a mirror.
[Guild] Frodo: Right. Of course.
Your friend, Merry, has just entered the game.
You have removed Merry from your friends list.
[Guild] Merry: Biscuit!
You must wait 20 seconds to quit. Stand or tyoe /quit to cancel.
[Guild] Merry: Need res.
[Guild] Legolas: Serves you right, you jerkoff.
[Guild] Merry: Frodo! Wanna hunt?
You will quit in 15 seconds.
You send "Frodo is currently AFK." to Merry.
Merry sends "Come on, I need PLing! Biscuit!"
You will quit in 10 seconds.
You send "No, dude. You always pull purples an get us killed." to Merry
Merry sends "Come on! Pweeeze?"
You send "Well, ok. Meet me at the top of Mount doom. I'm going /anon for now. But I'll be there. Just wait for me." to Merry.
Merry sends "Yay! omw."
You will quit in 5 seconds.
[logged out]