Lord Of The Ming(er)s

[Perplex]

It is now

 

[Sar]

Lol Emb.

Yeah and Albert Einstein was Sherlock Holmes' dad, and husband to Mother Theresa.

*cough*


Face it, regardless of the fact that she's fat ugly and thick, there's one simple inescapable fact:

She is a complete dickhead.

 

[Insane]

Quoted by someone (how the heck do I know!)
She must have hit every single branch on the Ugly Tree on her way down, then someone hauled her ass up for another go...

Shes ugly, offensive to look at, thick as pig shit, has no common decency towards people, and cant stop turning on the waterworks when someone goes "boo" in her general direction!

i thought they put retarded* pigs down at birth?

*this is in no way reflecting towards the disabled or disadvantaged people in the world today, they are far better than jade in all regards

 

[granny]

Cod said "she's not that bad.." and I agreed, and she isn't - not as bad as the anti-jade material doing the email rounds makes her out to be. I never said I was all for her, god I actually dislike *all* of the BB contestants, but then it's not an enviroment designed to bring out the best in people either is it

And yeah of course they should all expect & be prepared for media slating etc, it's a game show after all.

I just wish the propaganda that's floating around was more pointed towards her (or any of the others) real faults, not just the fact that she's thick & ugly - let's face it the day being thick & ugly becomes a crime our prisions are gonna collapse.

 

[Perplex]

Originally posted by granny
Cod said "she's not that bad.." and I agreed, and she isn't - not as bad as the anti-jade material doing the email rounds makes her out to be. I never said I was all for her, god I actually dislike *all* of the BB contestants, but then it's not an enviroment designed to bring out the best in people either is it

And yeah of course they should all expect & be prepared for media slating etc, it's a game show after all.

I just wish the propaganda that's floating around was more pointed towards her (or any of the others) real faults, not just the fact that she's thick & ugly - let's face it the day being thick & ugly becomes a crime our prisions are gonna collapse.

2 points really.

A) How do you take the piss out of someone's character traits via a mainly visual medium? The reason it's happing is that she is such an intensely dislikeable person that she has set herself up for abuse. The easiest way to then abuse the nasty person is visually.

B) The prisons are already collapsing

 

[old.ignus]

I think big brother is a really annoying idea and it amazes me that so many people get so wrapped up in it all over the world. In the same way I find it disturbing when people start talking about recent soap events as if it were their next door neighbours. My social life dropped to an all time low recently when just about all of my friends moved away to college, uni, work all at the same time but its never gotten so low that I have to use other peoples or fictious ones to entertain myself.

Anyway

She's ugly, my theory is she fell out of the ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down landing on a bonfire where her face caught fire and they had to put it out with a sledgehammer before beating her with ugly stick for climbing the ugly tree in the first place. This whole experience left her traumatised thus explaining why she's so god damn annoying.

 

[~YuckFou~]

She is
a: fucking ugly
b: fat
c: thick
d: two faced
e: a waste of breathable atmosphere

 

[Durzel]

Anyone who says she's "two faced", or anyone on the show for that matter is clearly retarded.

Read and understand this simple statement:

IT'S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF THE SHOW YOU DENSE TWAT

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by Durzel
Anyone who says she's "two faced", or anyone on the show for that matter is clearly retarded.

Read and understand this simple statement:

IT'S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF THE SHOW YOU DENSE TWAT

She is not trying to use tactics, she is thick, she is being herself.

Now get a grip.

 

[mank!]

I am so very glad that link doesn't work \o/

 

[Durzel]

Either way, calling someone "two faced" on a show where the whole objective, ultimately, is to be two faced smacks of sheer idiocy.

 

[Embattle]

It still don't stop someone being two faced.

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by Durzel
Either way, calling someone "two faced" on a show where the whole objective, ultimately, is to be two faced smacks of sheer idiocy.

If she was "playing the game" like Adele was, fair enough. Jade isn't though she is imo the only person in there who is truely being themself. She is painfully thick, and as a result has no clue what she is doing. What we are seeing is Jade, not a contestant.

 

[Mellow-]

I agree with you lot. I hate her as much as you people put together.

Oh and being two faced is not the point of the show, the public will see how someone reacts in the house. For example Johnny has been the least two faced or rude out of the group and as such the public (who ultimately decide who wins) see this and have stopped him being evicted 3 times now.

Being two faced is not the point, trying to win by showing your simply "better" than the other housemates is.

(I think)

 

[Xtro]

Yeah Jade mings but I think Tim is a complete cunt tbh.

Preening his ginger dyed black locks all day and night and thinking he's "da bomb"...fucking LOL.

 

[Mellow-]

No, he'd never say "da bomb" he thinks he's far too high and mighty. He'd probably say "I am the explosive device" and then spend another half hour preening his shit hair cut in the mirror.

He has a wierd mouth too. Strange little man that he is.

 

[L_Plates]

Originally posted by stu
she needs to be drowned in a bucket, tbh

It would need a BIG bucket to complete that task.

 

[Mellow-]

Originally posted by L_Plates
It would need a BIG bucket to complete that task.

Not really. Apparently you can drown in a few inches of water.

 

[L_Plates]

Ok i was trying to be witty *FAILED*

 

[wolfeeh]

yeh

ya did
who reckons jade'll win then?

 

[L_Plates]

ERM... you ?

 

[xane]

Originally posted by old.Mellow
Not really. Apparently you can drown in a few inches of water.

Still needs to be a big bucket to fit her stupid pig-headed big fat face in it !

(see I don't even watch the show and even I hate her).

 

[pcg79]

I know she was looking after her mum and thats why she couldnt get a good education, blah blah blah; but come on - how can anyone think Mother Teresa was related to Albert Einstein, or that the Thames was the only river in London (and at 22)

 

[Mellow-]

She had her 21st birthday the other week didn't she?

Blame it on the parents (or lack of)

 

[*Kornholio*]

...speaking of which, have you seen her mother ??

 

[mank!]

Oh yes. She looks just like Jade and acts pretty much the same no doubt. It's quite funny, because she keeps claiming that Jade is intelligent, and acts nothing like this outside of Big Brother. Jade must be a fucking good actor then...

 

[Mellow-]

On a slightly more serious (albeit funny) note. She's supposed to have a job as a dental nurse, and I was thinking maybe she's got the sack from there and doesn't know yet.

I mean who'll employ her, they know exactly what she's like, and she's demonstrated time and again she's not very bright. She's going to be unemployed for a very long time I suspect. 'cause nobody in their right mind would want her to work for them.